in this wide, wide world, is there hope for forgiveness for a man and his sandwich?
he's got huge head and narrow shoulders. no wonder he was a star. All stars have gigantic noggins.
he's getting a free footlong in prison
I wonder where subway would be without that formerly fat fuck. Did they even advertise themselves as health food before him?
>>7658667
Hurr Durr
Was funny the first time you unoriginal cunt
>>7658702
you're probably jealous huh?
faggot
If I ate nothing but subway I'd lose weight. As a fat man I'm fundamentally lazy. I'd go to subway, order 4 footlong subs and eat one a day for 4 days. Bu pure calorie deficit I'd lose weight.
Yeah, probably in syria, egypt, saudi arabia etc etc. I'm sure he will enjoy his new life there
I know the company slogan is 'Eat Fresh' but I feel he took it way too literally
>>7659140
ba-dum-tish
>>7658630
there's recordings of him literally admitting that he was sexually attracted And how easy it was for him to get to kindergarten girls..
>>7658719
>As a fat man I'm fundamentally lazy. I'd go to subway, order 4 footlong subs and eat one a day for 4 days.
You sure as fuck would lose weight eating a 4 day old subway sandwich, the ingredients are a bit suspect even "fresh".
>>7658667
>>7658718
>>7658702
>>7658655
>he's got huge head and narrow shoulders
It's because he's jewish
>>7659150
What a boss.
>>7658630
This guy looks like Beavis from Beavis and Butthead, all grown up. As you look @ this pick, read the following in Beavis' voice, "huhuhuh, Here's your sandwiches sir. I put some special sauce on it, huhuhuhuhuhuh."
>>7658719
You would buy 4 and then eat them all in one sitting, you fat bastard.
>>7659150
>kindergarten girls
Nice exaggeration; he fucked teens and young adults, not toddlers.
>>7659155
I don't understand the hate Subway gets. Maybe it's because I'm not in the US, but when I eat there it's literally just chopped up vegetables and a meat of your choice. The only thing I could even give an ounce of suspicion is the bread, but that's only because I haven't seen the baking process of it.
Can someone explain?
>>7659618
Beavis says 'heh'
Butt-Head says 'huh'
>>7660633
I've seen the bread pre-baking once. Thin little squirts of extruded, tacky looking paste that were a fraction of the width of the shallow forms they bake them in
>>7659150
> admits attraction to money
> gets imprisoned for theft
>>7659365
>Haha! Rape!
>>7659365
>rape is funny whee
gas yourself
>>7660900
Flashbacks of daddy huh?
>>7658630
Hopefully fucking not.
>>7659150
Living the dream! Or he was, I guess.
>>7658630
He's getting the shit beat out of him regularly according to a few newsbytes I read here and there. One time according to Newsmax the poor fucker just walked into a prison gym and was like
>"OH HAY GUYZ. CAN I LIFT WITH U?"
You can imagine how that went for him.
>>7663417
Why not just go into protective custody?
>>7663426
He should. Think of it this way. Your pedo aura creates an invisible ten foot exclusion zone around every inmate. If you even brush against said exclusion zone you are going to get slapped around at the very least.
Now imagine a crowded prison where it's almost impossible to stay beyond ten feet of another inmate at all times. It's almost like raping those kids was a really, poorly thought out idea with really, really unpleasant consequences. :D
>ctrl-f
>somebody already did a footlong joke
>somebody already did an eat fresh joke
What's the point of posting in here anymore?
>>7663441
I'm always worried because it's insanely easy to frame someone for those kinds of charges, especially if it's someone who hates you and is in a position to screw you over.
Do they deserve to be violently killed in a prison?
>>7663441
>raping those kids
>traveling to engage in illicit sexual conduct with a minor, specifically --
>he is charged with paying to engage in sexual acts with a 17-year-old girl
>here is 20$ lets touch butts
>rape
>>7660633
Everyone in the US raved about how good it was and how healthy it was. "Fresh veggies, lean meat, great bread." The reality is its shitty bread, shitty wilting veggies and bottom of the barrel deli meats soaked in mayo and oil. Subway became huge because the much of the country, although I assume mostly the midwest didnt even know what a proper sandwich was supposed to taste like in the 90s. The hate is because now we realize how retarded we were.
>>7659728
maybe try listening to the recording you fat dumb cunt pedo
>>7663487
>Subway became huge because the much of the country, although I assume mostly the midwest didnt even know what a proper sandwich was supposed to taste like in the 90s.
So Subway is the Starbucks of sandwich shops?
>>7663441
He's a bitch, He'll be put into ad seg and will be fine. bitches like that can grow old and fat there around all the other pussy ass kid fuckers. I hope he gets fat as fuck eating shit prison foods.
>>7663516
Being attracted to little girls is not a crime. You can't outlaw what a person can't control. You can only outlaw what he can control-- whether or not he actually acts on that attraction. He never acted on that attraction. Yet he went down for breaking a law intended to oppress all men.
Imagine if it was illegal to have sex with women. That's what it has been like for him. I bet you wouldn't be able to handle it. Well, he handled it. In some ways, he's a better person than you.
But keep that moral indignation rolling. Whatever helps you feel good about yourself. That's what scapegoats are for.
>>7663515
Seems like a pretty spot on analogy to me.
>>7663630
Get outta here you kiddy diddler
>>7663630
>>7663630
disgusting pedo
he talks about how easy it was to be near them when invited to schools with his celebrity status
>>7663630
theyre GONNA GET YA
>>7663673
It was so easy for him, and how many did he fiddle with, exactly?
>>7663682
Probably the same amount as you.
>>7658630
Nah. Kiddy-diddlers should be rounded up with people who cheat and then get gassed.
>>7658686
Their previous spokesman was that short-tempered Jewish golf champion.
>>7663682
>>7664353
>>7663648
>kiddy diddler
here's what he did
>On August 19, 2015, federal prosecutors announced they had reached a deal with Fogle in which he would plead guilty to two counts, one of distribution and receipt of child pornography and one of traveling to engage in illicit sexual conduct with a minor—specifically, from Indiana to New York City, where he is charged with paying to engage in sexual acts with a 17-year-old girl.
The only "kid" he diddled was 17 years old and she agreed to be paid for it.
Woah what a child-raping monster.
>>7658686
I think they did push the health & freshness edge not too long before they found Jared.
I gotta hand it to Subway for knowing nobody would read the fine print where it said "he also exercised some and only ate the least caloric/fatty menu items"; instead people would see the picture of an average-size guy standing in a pair of pants with a huge waistline and think they just found a delicious quick weight loss solution.
>>7664395
because distributing child porn that would be well under 17 years old is such an innocent thing to do
you fat pedos are disgusting, hit the gym and maybe you'd fucking get laid.
>>7663682
they stopped him before he could
he literally had kiddy porn on his computer and was distributing it you fucking scum
