How is /ck/ starting their day?
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I was gonna eat a banana but I couldn't find the zipper :(
CLOSE TO THE EDGE ROUND BY THE CORNEERRRRRRRRRR
>>7657835
I started my morning with 2 glasses of vodka and a grilled cheese with tomato soup.
My mom doesn't cook breakfast.
>>7657835
A glass of water with a multi-vitamin pill and a 200mg caffeine pill.
>>7657912
They make breakfast hot pockets
vodka and tree top pineapple orange juice
I woke up at 4, spread some refried beans on wheat bread then went back to sleep for an hour before work..
>>7657912
What does your mom do?
>>7658233
She drinks herself to death trying to forget the fact her son only cares for GBP and tendies.
>>7658239
GBP?
>>7658520
Gooey butt pudding
Looking for ideas on the net:
"A healthy, low cal breakfast!, only 500 cal!"
American fitness pages are funny. If like having a lunch of less than 1000 cal is a big thing.
>>7657835
ribeye and three eggs
>>7658570
That sounds lovely
This and black coffee... my one comfort is that life ends eventually
>>7658661
Wtf is that spread?
>>7658671
Smoked cod roe. Very popular among the Nordics... quite nutritious as well, but it's an aquired taste for sure. It comes in tubes, pic related. And yes, it's called "caviar", we have a different name for actual caviar.
>>7658682
>putting eggs on eggs
:^)
>>7657835
started off my day with a blunt of purp
no pancakes just a cup of syrup
baking soda pot and silver spork
you already know its time to go to work
Its morning here, and I just ate this guy.
>>7658994
Wow that looks good 10/10 would eat
>>7657835
omelet, hashbrown, OJ and a banana
I do the 'shake' thing. I've got my magic bullet so I throw in a high protein-low sugar supplement shake, a handful of spinach, and some frozen berries, BLITZZZZZZZZZZZZ...it's not terrible.
>>7659022
I did that for a while it was hard to keep up. The dishes
>>7658110
did you eat it or just spread it on the bread and go back to sleep?
>>7659055
>>7659056
Theodore Roosevelt (1901-1909)
President Teddy Roosevelt was pretty set in his ways when it came to breakfast. He’d have hard-boiled eggs and homemade rolls. He insisted that the eggs be cooked until solid throughout. Medium or soft-boiled eggs wouldn’t cut it. As for the rolls, they had to be fresh and there had to be a lot of them. In the rare times that he’d deviate from his routine, it was usually in favor of hominy with butter and salt.
you guys eat a lot, some oat is enough for me
>>7659087
neigggghhhhh neeeeigghhhhhh
peanut butter and banana smoothi
my brekkie from this morning. r8 me m8ys.
>>7657895
underrated
I GEEEEEEETTT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPP
Half and half coffee
Fibre yogurt
Apple or banana
I like to keep regular
My spouse makes everyone breakfast, because I'm about the foulest non-morning person you've ever seen. (I cook lunch and dinner).
Anyway, usually it's 2 perfectly runny sunny side up eggs, 2 pieces of turkey bacon, and whole grain nut and seed toast. We alternate that with oatmeal with fruit. On the weekends, he'll make omelets for everyone, or sometimes french toast. And, he always makes us a pot of tea during the week, and espresso on the weekend, along with orange juice.
I don't have much of an appetite in the morning, usually coffee, a couple cigarettes and a hot shower get me going. Maybe a piece of buttered toast if I feel I need something solid on my stomach, I feel sluggish for the rest of the day if I eat much in the morning
Fresh ground coffee with a little skim milk, upon arriving at work I have a bag of petite carrots dipped in single serving garlic and humus to start my day and make it a couple hours then have an Amy's non dairy burrito with hot sauce and a glass of water and almost a tablespoon of apple cider vinegar as an elixir. You might think I'm fat but I'm 54, 5.11' and 183 lbs.
>>7658682
Jesus F. Christ. Maybe the scandies are purposefully letting themselves get cucked by the arabs because they simply cannot stand their own cuisine any longer.
A bowl of cereal, and chain two cups of coffee at work. On the weekends I have time to cook but I usually just do simple comfort food like oatmeal and fruit, biscuits and gravy, or sunny side up eggs and toast. Mostly drink herbal tea and destress.
>>7659483
So many things to greentext here but you're just a Grade A faggot
>>7657905
Holy shit this is the EXACTA same brekkie I had on Monday,
Jolly good show ol chap!
>>7657835
bottle of whiskey and a gun I haven't loaded yet
>>7659655
>not leaving your guns loaded
It's like you want to die, but not by your own hand.
>>7658520
Good boy points
Got this from Jack in the Box this morning. Pretty good.
>>7658682
This is the best shit ever. Have you tried the Kalles with stripes, I think its part mayo?
>>7659677
Looks like they were already having Chinese and then the inconsiderate mother came home late from her powercareer with pizza that doesn't even go with Chinese. What a bitch.
>>7658233
Heheh, she never had a chance, his face was all contorted with rage before she even put the pizza down.
>>7659244
>tiny slice of tomato
>single slice of cucumber
who do you think you're kidding m8, the rest is just junk food
>>7657835
> dat countertop
Did you buy my godmother's house?
I had steak this morning. Wanting to try my hand at a recipe I saw online and it turned out well. I put a little too much salt and pepper and cooked on side a little long, so it wasn't perfect.
>>7659532
You really shouldn't blame someone's post for your bunched up panties.
.
I made eggs and toast. then ate pic related.
>>7660115
>searing a steak in a teflon pan
Memes aside, that steak looks great.
>>7660977
How does it look great? It's thin as fuck and cooked on a non-stick pan. I would barely call that a steak
>>7658713
Double abortion best abortion
>>7659514
ebin maymays, lad
>>7660029
They exist in many varieties, the standard striped is mixed with cream cheese. Then there is a striped that has eggs in it (for when you can't be arsed to cook eggs to put it on). There's also one with added dill. I prefer the plain one though, or the "gold" one, which is extra smoked.
>>7661007
This 2bh, shit looks like a pork chop.
>>7660115
Dat marbling
Cup of black coffee
Couple of bread slices with teewurst and quince paste (not together)
>>7660069
We rent from an old man that hasn't updated since the 70s
>>7659622
Cheers. That's great.
>>7660115
Looks like pork steak to me.
>>7660953
honestly the turkey banquet meal is the only one i'll eat. it's pretty decent.
Pulled pork refrid in butter with an over easy egg fried in lard. Was pretty good.
>>7657835
>Breakfast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5L6uVbP--8
>>7657835
Same as every day, OP.
>>7661017
Getting cucked by arabs may be a meme for the nordic countries that are not Sweden, but that nordic cuisine is pure, bland shit is true.
Avocado omelet
Not pictured: iced tea
Maximum delicious
Piece of bread with mayo, ham & pickles
>>7660115
You made a steak where you barely caremalised any of the outside.
You don't know how to cook.
Also this is not your picture and you're trolling but no-one ever reads this far into a post on 4chan so I can effectively say what I wamt.
>ITT: Gluttonous cartoon characters overindulging for the sake of overindulging, finishing their 2 pounds of greasy, high calorie, slop, undoing their belt, burping, and then going back to sleep and asking to be woken up for lunch.
What the fuck is wrong with everyone in here? A fucking steak? Eggs, reddit strips AND toast? Are you fucking kidding me? Do you lurch forward like a car in the morning before falling over sideways with cramps? Are you all obese?
A simple bowl of grains, corn flakes, bran, flaked wheat, with milk and maybe some coffee is more than enough of a starting meal for a reasonable adult, you fucking memes.
>but muh farmers and muh health mags say breakfast should be the biggest m-meal...
Are you a fucking farmer? Do you only have access to foods produced by your farm? No to both of those? Then stop using it as an excuse.
Christ, fucking gluttons.
I had some left over beef heart chili I made last night
>>7658713
Feels good
>>7659514
Tastes nice tho
>>7659074
>He insisted that the eggs be cooked until solid throughout
That's a shame. Seemed like a great guy
>>7665497
>suggests sugar cereal
LMAO
>>7665632
>corn flakes, bran, flaked wheat
Exactly which one of those is sugar cereal, fatty? Just because mommy only lets you spend your GBP on Lucky Charms and Fruity Pebbles doesnt mean that's all cereal is.
>>7665497
Enjoy your NEET breakfasts.
Those kids cereals are going to keep you energized for tomorrows 13 hour 4chan session.
>>7665694
>corn flakes
>kid's cereal
Enjoy mommy frying up your reddit strips in the morning
>>7665712
Yes
I did
>>7657835
Not with a bang, but with a whimper
>>7665497
>are you kidding me?
Steel cut oats, and I stir in 2Tbsp into my bowl. Super good
>>7665497
I work manual labor
blow me you pussy
>>7666303
>I work manual labor
>that means I need an excessive, gluttonous level of fat and carbs to start my day because thats what lumberjacks eat in the movies
>theres abs under here, I swear!
>>7666296
>>7666436
You realize by that responding you have in fact bit the bait
>>7666339
Yeah instead he should eat a bowl of processed nutritionless wet cardboard corn flakes.
Just enough to keep you miserable and barely alive so you can shitpost on 4chan.
>>7659483
>be 54
>posting on 4chan
Seriously, what
>>7666496
>processed
Corn millet through a roller is hardly processed
>nutritionless
Vitamins and Minerals: Iron, vitamin C (sodium ascorbate, ascorbic acid), niacinamide, vitamin B6 (pyridoxine hydrochloride), vitamin B2 (riboflavin), vitamin B1 (thiamin hydrochloride), vitamin A palmitate, folic acid, vitamin D, vitamin B12.
>wet cardboard
Maybe you should learn how to eat fast enough to not let your cereal go limp like your untouched, non functioning 3 inch cock.
>>7666462
>>7657835
Those taters sure look good.
>>7666537
>Oh muh gawd, people older than me use the internet??!!?
>I don't comprehend!!!!
>>7666537
If anything older people are more appropriate to be on 4chan, young people have the time to live and be adventurous, it's too late for us.
>>7666953
You spelled greasy wrong
>>7658239
>tendies.
Your mom microwaves you tendies?
That's cute.
My wife roasts entire chicken for me, with sides and everything.
#TheDadPill
>>7658570
Do you lift? That's just a plate full of protein.
I'm having a ribeye for dinner myself, with fried onions, mushrooms and tomatoes, boiled new potatoes and peas, and a healthy dollop of hot horseradish sauce.
Breakfast was a pot of (disgusting, bitter) black coffee, an apple, a banana and a small cup of sunflower seeds.
At some point I'm gonna have to find a coffee thread to see where my "Planalto Malt Milk Chocolate" coffee went wrong. Before you say anything, it was a gift.
oatmeal and scrambled eggs. Sometimes I skip the scramble and eat it for lunch.
I actually like oatmeal now despite detesting it in my youth.
>>7657835
I stopped eating all the greasy shit and replace it with just a bowl of sugarless cereal.
>>7668607
>My wife roasts entire chicken for me, with sides and everything.
Yeah, she roasts the chicken and Jamal and Tyrone spit roast her while you're at work you fucking cuck.
>>7668884
I think you're on the wrong board m8.
>>7659483
>5'11" 183lb
you better be fucking ripped if you think that's not fat
i have 6 chickens so i eat eggs every day
>>7670254
here in america that's the normal. everyone is fat and if you're normal weight then people will think you're weird and unsightly.
>>7670269
as a 5'11" American thank god I'm not 180lb
pls watch what you eat old anon
>>7659880
Coffee and a banana.
>>7671452
Having the exact same thing for breakfast right now, but with additional sunflower seeds and Braeburn apple. More detail on the coffee?
I'm >>7668645, and I'm having that previously foul Planalto stuff again, except I've got it tasting really nice. Used a cafetierre instead of a pour-over drip, and added a bit of milk and sugar.
