Normal person
>tomato
>croissant
>coffee
>beer
>broccoli
>lasagne
American
>TUHMAYTUH
>CWA-SEANT
>CAAAAH-FEEEE
>BUIEEAR
>BHRAACALI
>LUZAHN-YUH
Why?
>>7655419
>American
You mean Southerner. Actual Americans hate them as well.
>>7655433
>You mean Southerner
This
My favorite is eye-talian
>>7655419
Except your pronunciations of croissant and lasagna are actually closer to correct here than whatever you're saying.
Creh-sant is wrong. Crah-sawnt is closer to the French word.
Lah-sahn-ya is pretty much dead balls on.
Either way, this thread is garbage.
Most of the world's English speaking population is in the United States.
This is news to me. Other than you, I've never seen anyone spell these words in such a manner.
>>7655419
/ck/'s rampant shitposting never fails to surprise me. This place is fucking /r9k/ with food
>>7655590
USA has the most English speakers in the country, but most of the English speaking population do not live in the USA.
>>7655603
Because you're used to it.
>>7655419
american here
i'll rape your fucking dick hole you french faggot. get cucked by the islamic bull.
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>7655645
Normal person
>i'll rape your fucking dick hole you french faggot. get cucked by the islamic bull.
American
>AH GUN GON RAYUP YER FUGEN DIOCK HAWL YOOO FU-REANCH FEAGGAT, GIT KEKED BAH THE IUSLAMIC BOUULL
>>7655433
>You mean Southerner. Actual Americans hate them as well.
We hate you limp wristed faggot yankees down here t.bh bro
this is how you pronounce all these things OP. Are you autistic?
>>7655628
It's more like a version of /int/ that revolves entirely around bullying Americans. Even the Americans here are constantly shitting on each other
>>7655419
Dude, such an awesome post. I'm going to masturbate now.
>>7655419
Regional dialects, most countries have it. I don't assume all British speak cockney.
Maybe it's a regional thing, but I'm born and raised in Arizona and the only pronunciation that I even come close to in OP's post is maybe lasagne.
>>7655419
because you have only heard an east coast accent apparently. that one looks like boston kinda.
we have scores of regional accents. can't stereotype it really.
>>7655721
>Even the Americans here are constantly shitting on each other
It's in fact mostly Americans. Most threads which begin with the infamous "Do Americans really" are started by Americans in order to meta-shitpost.
>>7655419
Normal person
>allahu ackbar
American
>hello, I'm not a Muslim
>>7655655
Southerners go to hell Sherman's March to the Sea best day of my life.
>>7655590
and most of the spanish speakers too, how special
>>7655419
>European
OP if you don't go weak at the knees for a California valley accent you're a fuckin poof. Also while sucking American dick I'd like to mention I heard yanks going apeshit over buffalo wings with blue cheese sauce, I tried it some weeks ago and it was fucking insanely good, even decadent.
>>7656805
buffalos do not have wings, retard
>>7656831
Are you a bit fucked in the head m8
>>7656873
holy fuck!
my life is a lie
how do I recover
>>7655615
You ALL talk like that, you just can't hear it because you hear those accents all the time and you are used to them. No one can hear their own accent.
>>7656916
Chicagoan currently living in Texas. It's only like 20% of the South. The rest speak normally.
>>7656916
Yes they can or else there wouldn't be so many people that shift theirs voluntarily.
>>7655630
What country has the highest number of native english speakers, does that work?
>CAAAAH-FEEEE
What's wrong with this one? How do yuros say it?
>>7655419
>implying Americans know what broccoli is
These are the people who think Pizza is a vegetable
>>7655419
tom-ahtoe
croy-ssant
couf-e
beer
bro-co-c-li
la-sag-ne
REDUX
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04ZUC5KIDNo
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Mbnvl3Blc7
>>7655419
>>CAAAAH-FEEEE
GWEEN TEA
>>7655433
southerners are the only real americans. everyone else is a limp wristed beta
>>7657158
>>7655419
>LUZAHN-YUH
As opposed to?
>>7657185
Lasagne
fo-pa
>>7657266
Phoneticise, motherfucker.
>>7657158
>Mass replying
Quit fucking doing this, you ridiculous attentionwhoring cunt.
>>7656960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHDgXesTTRw
>>7657402
ləˈzænjə
>>7657185
lazz-ag-nee, like it's spelled.
>>7657109
>southerners are the only real americans
>ran away because muh slaves
>had to push your shit in and drag you back in kicking and screaming
>>7655615
I just moved to a great lakes city from Florida and I have to say the southern accent is annoying. But the northern cities vowel shift is also annoying. I don't think you can win anywhere
>>7655553
>Creh-sant is wrong. Crah-sawnt is closer to the French word
Except you guys just say - crescent
I refuse to believe 45 people voluntarily responded to this thread.
>>7655433
this
I made it my mission in life to never speak like a redneck
>>7657109
fattest, stupidest, poorest
enjoy your viewpoint I guess
>>7655419
Are you aware that America has hundreds if not thousands of distinct accents and you've mixed several of them up?
You've got Bostonian r-dropping in the same category as a southern drawl when those accents are distinct even to non-native speakers of English.
lrn2linguistics
>>7659026
>stupidest
>>7659026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvvMNa2uObU
>>7655553
Italian has very bright vowels, should sound something more like
La-sa-nyeh
American pronunciation of it turns the vowels very dark and it sounds ridiculous. Like Paw-stuh instead of pasta
>>7655553
Oi is pronounced wah, an is pronounced more like ah and the t is silent
>>7659082
HE JUS TRYIN TA TURN HIS LIFE AROUN
HE A GUD BOI
HE DUN DU NUFFIN
and I thought it was just the blacks that did this, guess they had to learn it from somewhere.
>>7659026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0IQCLQDfKw
yeah ok
>>7655433
>You mean Southerner
>TUHMAYTUH
>CWA-SEANT
>CAAAAH-FEEEE
>BUIEEAR
>BHRAACALI
>LUZAHN-YUH
Sounds like New Jersey to me, you yankee faggot.
