for me, it's the drums.
sure, the flats have more meat and they're easier to eat. but there's something appealing about eating little drum sticks.
>>7652940
hot wings
>>7652940
I don't like their cartilidge distribution. Flats are fun as fuck to scrape clean, which, let's be honest, is 90% of why we eat wings.
>>7652940
I love chewing off the huge chunk of cartilage. So crunchy.
Flats all the way. I hate it when I order or open a package of wings and it's mostly drummettes.
>>7652944
Not quite. 100% of why I eat wings is because Sanjay and Craig is my fave cartoon.
>flats
>easier to eat
You have to rip away the smaller bone with your mouth if you wanna eat them one-handed, so you can get at the bulk of the meat easier.
GOTTA have my drums
makes me feel like a caveman
Flats are juicier and more satisfying to eat. Flats are more expensive when bought separately for this reason.
>>7653006
No you don't. Pinch it at the end with one hand, place the other end against your plate, and push down. The meat slides all the way down and you just eat it right off the end of the bones.
>flats
They're wings you dumb limey cunts
>>7653035
Are you just pretending to be retarded or are you really this stupid?
>>7653050
They're the wing portion
Drums are inferior because of that one little strip of rubbery meat or cartilage that's glued to the bone and sticking straight up. All the rest of the meat comes clean off, and that tough little shit just stays there staring back at you like it's taunting you.
>>7652996
You. You're my new friend.
>>7652996
Fuck off barneyfag
>>7653061
Yes, just like the part stretching from your elbow to your wrist is the arm portion.
I'm guessing you never earned a high school diploma. Or went to high school in the first place.
>>7653081
Calm your autism bro
If I'm just eating some delicious buffalo wings I prefer the flats, but I don't hate drums. But if I made / ordered some really hot shit I rip all the meat off the bones before I eat anyways so it doesn't matter.
when you order 100 wings for a party, despite there being a 50/50 split, there is a reason you are left with 20 flats as leftovers
nobody wants that shit. Go tip your fedora somewhere else.
>>7653733
I will gladly swoop in and nab all of those flats
My mom prefers flats, I don't really care. I've noticed that some drumsticks are mostly cartilage (which I don't mind chewing on, unlike 90% of people I know) and flats are moister.
I'll tell you what I do: I eat my wings with my family, then I clean up their bones while scolding them for being pussy ass wasteful people. I can easily get another 3-5 wings from the meat people leave behind.
Flats if I'm alone. Drums if I'm not. You gotta go savage on the flats or they're no fun.
>>7653006
flats are my favorite to eat, if cooked right, it's just beautiful.
>>7653742
you mean roll your fat ass in and nab all those flats?
Flats are too messy in most circumstances.
>>7653781
>unclean bones
Truly the worst. These are the fags who grab the most wings and eat 60% of them.
>>7653807
Caught me!
>>7652942
No I ordered BUFFALO wings
https://youtu.be/dhfpV3AyoGY
>>7653931
>muh nice, rich sauce
>>7652940
I haven't had wings for a while. I think I'll have some for dins tonight
Gonna get some wings tonight. What app should I get with them?
>>7653931
what is wrong with this guy?
>>7653029
>having to essentially make a flat a drum in order to eat it
>easier
Who /cartilage eater/ here? If you're a faggot that doesn't strip that shit down to the pure bone, you should end yourself.
>>7654641
OOoooo watch out for this BADASS
>>7654150
<roosters.
Just go buy some chicken and fry it you fat mongoloid
>>7655059
Shut up nigger dick
>>7652940
I don't bother with wings or legs, those are good for making broth and that's about it. Too much mess and too little meat to eat right off the bone Breasts and thighs are where it's at.
>>7655899
Dubs for absolute faggotry?
>>7653781
My mom does this, just sucks on the fucking thing and throws it out.
>>7653015
5 bags of popcorn
>>7654150
>all servers are fluent in winglish
>>7654180
It's not even close to being the same. Different process, different bite, different texture. A drum you have to gnaw and suck on like you're going down on some loser's tiny dick. A flat is done in one smooth motion, and you finish with clean bones.
There was this chick in college that always went to Wing Night with the floor and she would eat flats in the most seductive way possible; her tongue would just work it's way all through the bone and when it slipped between the two bones I swear to god it was the sexiest thing I've ever seen in my life. Anyways, drums because I hoped that by leaving more flats in the pile there would be a higher chance for her to felate one.
I like the whole wing kept intact.
Just because nobody had posted it yet. My favorite way to enjoy flats
>>7656458
Same here. Love grilling wings
>>7652940
The local wing joint here serves the flat and the drum together.
I prefer it that way. I like to fight with me food.
>>7653931
Disgusting as fuck acne...
>>7656467
YESH
>>7656235
They're also hot college chicks who dresses slutty during summer
All flats, extra crispy and naked. hot sauce and bleu on the side. The cooks probably hate me, but whatevs
>>7656235
Eyyyy I got a lol outta that
>>7652940
The flats are even the better meat bro, just come on do the right thing already.
>>7653742
Well I'm sorry to hear that.
Because now, I will snatch every motherfucker flat.
>>7657756
No, fuck you. DON'T do the right thing, leave those delicious flats for me.
