What's your opinion on Reviewbrah?
>>7639665
autism
He has no friends so he posts shit on the internet.
>>7639673
he asked your opinion on reviewbrah, not your autobiography
Who's the mystery person that walks around in his videos?
>>7639673
What are you doing?
>>7639673
And yet he appeared on a TV show
What about you, anon?
>>7639680
I have friends, reviewbrah.
He likes his pepperoni pizza
>>7639683
Sure, gimme some names, of these friends. Let's hear some names, go,
Creepy autist
>>7639665
He's pretty fun to watch as a sort of guilty pleasure. As a bodybuilder on a cutting diet, it's weirdly enjoyable to watch people eat and describe food.
I'll also admit I tried some foods just because he rated them so highly.
>>7639683
[citation needed]
Where does Reviewbrah stand on the /ck/ guy's tierlist?
above Jack? below Guy?
Above both. Much, much higher than Ken.
He looks like someone who will probably go on to molest children as an adult.
>>7639695
He's below even Joey.
>>7639702
fair enough, I buy it
>>7639709
I'll slit you're throat neck
>>7639709
Joey is don't even mention him tier, shame on you
>>7639712
Hi reviewbrah.
>>7639702
two of those are your kids
two others are your kids' friends
one isn't really your friend any more, he just humors you because he feels bad about how you got amnesia from that surfing accident but he didn't
why's he always wearing a suit
>>7639757
Because he thinks poorly fitted suits are classy.
>tfw manlet
It's funny /r9k/ loves him while /ck/ hates him.
>>7639760
like all he needs is to go to a tailor but ... naw
>>7639769
only newfags hate him
Goober
>>7639770
No he is just going for that Bernie Sanders look
>everything is there
pretty legit statement desu
>>7639716
>Joey is don't even mention him tier, shame on you
When the hell did Joey get popular and /ck/ start hating him? I haven't been paying attention.
>>7639716
>>7640021
Joey was super popular and a God amongst men. I was there when Reviewbrah himself reared his pasty autistic neck in a classic Broey thread and we flocked to oust him like a cockroach beneath our collective heels.
His presence has been scarce until now.
Many eons later the cult of /broey/ sensed a malignant tumor that manifested into Jack, an unspeakable horror that began to lure /broeys/ towards the side of cancerous darkness. The plague spread until the loyalist broeys were scattered like refugees to the wind by the ugly Jack spammers and shitposters, who began the era of Pax Jackana, a time of inane and toxic memeposting.
Now the only bastion of Broeys ekes out a humble existence in the lands of /wsg/, where the light of Joey shines purely, yet faintly.
Soon we shall be blessed once more and the darkness of Jack will be driven from these lands again.
>>7640063
shouldn't you be studying, anon?
>>7640063
Reviewbrah, I know you're reading this you autismal down-syndrome fuckface
Never forget. You can come on /tv/. You can come on /fit/. But /ck/ will never welcome you.
>>7639760
>>7639770
Confirmed for only having seen the years old most popular pizza hut review. He looks great now.
>>7640092
You speak for nobody, dipshit. You will never be as charismatic as Reviewbrah. You're probably 5 years older than him, 150 lbs fatter than him, and at any point in time will have achieved less than him until the day you die. Nobody well ever look forward to seeing your face or hearing you speak. Let that sink in.
>>7640131
HE'S BACK
>>7640134
Now he has a big head because they made fun of him on TV.
>>7639665
He's a cool brah.
>>7640131
Holy shit your dark side is showing reviewbro. Calm down m8
Funny but not to be taken seriously. Also who gives a shit about fast food/snack/energy drink reviews, it's not like I'm going to eat it either way. If anything the one positive thing about him is that he's authentic and a bit uncomfortable to watch which I strangely enjoy. There's like a beauty to the madness that is his videos.
I kind of feel bad because it seems like he's already peaked and it wasn't enough to pull him out of his shitty life situation. (I'm speculating)
Why does he make these threads knowing he'll be made fun of?
>>7639762
isnt daniel tosh like 6'4?
>>7640134
Has it ever been confirmed that he's posted on /ck/?
>>7640194
he's posting right now you newfag.
stop treating him like he's some hot celebrity
he's a fucking nerd who lives with his parents.
>>7639762
d'aaaaaaaaawwww
>>7640208
Plenty of 22 year olds live with their parents. Also he never posts in the third person about himself, and he always posts a vocaroo as proof whenever it really is him.
A piece of shit that spams /ck/.
he's our guy
>>7639702
Oh my god, these are real names in America?
One time I had the flu and couldn't sleep I listened to an entire hour long podcast of his where he walked around his neighborhood in the middle of the night and talked about how much he liked doing it. You could hear cars passing by every now and then while he was narrating his walk. Most comfy, chill thing I've ever listened to despite it being weird as fuck.
>>7639695
Nobody is above Jack.
I'd tongue Jacks sweet mouth for days.
Reviewbrah is what he is: a punk ass autistic homosexual. I don't care if you guys like him, feel free, but he makes me feel ashamed of the white race and humanity at large.
Jack, on the other hand, is a loving, compassionate father who creates informative superior reviews and, oh yeah, actually has a cooking show that could teach some of you schleps a thing or two about a thing or two.
Only if Reviewbrah were to review King Ja/ck/'s sauce line, The Best Sauces You'll Ever Taste would I reconsider my opinion on the forever beta.
>>7639695
are you some kind of newfag?
no one fucking cares about Jack or guy you stupid shit.
if your going to rate it'll be Joey, Taxdomik rating scale you fucking fat cunt get a haircut and a job
>>7639762
that faggot on the right is arching his heels top kek
>>7640767
Ja/ck/ and Guy are our guys
>>7639702
Rocket Power!
>>7640757
>white
>race
Are there any reviews where he straight up hates whatever he eats? I've only ever seen him get disgusted once or twice.
>>7640790
there's one episode where he reviews an independent life with young women in it and he just made this puss face and closed the box desu
>>7640772
>hello im from tumblr
I like his VORW podcast
>>7639762
Aw man, you can see his wifebeater through his shirt. That's unfortunate.
>>7640790
He literally just reviewed the steak Doubledilla and called it "utterly repulsive"
Gave it a 4.9/10 for the value alone, but we all know review scores don't matter
>>7640714
Yes 100%
He's the best. Honest, sincere and a nice guy.
would love to call him my friend
I wish Tim Heidecker would coach him. On Cinema is pretty much exactly the same, except it isn't accidentally funny
>>7639673
>he says while literally being the exact same
Mr. Burgers > ReviewBrah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knvOAhHG3t0
Speaking of which, why is he so sad, bros?
http://tosh.cc.com/video-clips/fx5jlx/cewebrity-profile---food-reviewer
mmmyello everyone, welcome to running on empty
>>7639762
Man Daniel Tosh's chest is really unfortunate. I really hope I don't look that weirdly proportioned when I'm done being a fat ass
>>7641885
autists fucking autists to make double autists.
stop. fuck. why?
>>7639702
kek
>>7639769
/fit/ is weirdly very protective of him
>>7641885
I stumbled across this guy and I instantly fell in love with him. He's so genuine and his dad is adorable. It's so sweet.
Great channel, subbed.
>>7639692
Why does /fit/ worship him? If you are a /fit/izen can you post some of yals fan art?
>>7642262
It's good for spergs to have constructive hobbies. At least his is informative. Better than most autistic people who are obsessed with nintendo or anime.
>>7640910
Why does he look like he's gonna burst into tears at any moment
>>7643196
They want to "rescue" him and turn him into the next Zyzz.
/r9k/ is the only board that accepts him as he is and isn't hostile or mocking towards him. He posts there occasionally, he's surprisingly not as autistic as he seems in his videos, just fairly robot. Says that he has depression and doesn't even really enjoy making the videos, just makes them for something to do.
>>7639665
He has something wrong with him and I don't like it.
>>7643235
I specifically said that because of 4chan. Most think their autistic fascinations with chinese cartoons is normal and healthy. At least this burger guy is doing something constructive. Seems like he knows a lot about burgers.
>>7643248
>Hey 4chan! You've linked to a couple of my videos now and yes I do have Asperger's. Legit too. I'm not some morbidly obese can't-get-a-date loser that claims autism to justify hating women or anything.
He is self-aware.
One thing I don't like is how we gives such high scores to everything. 8/10 atmosphere when it's a table in a convenience store. Anyway, his dad is so nice. I dunno how I'd feel being the only friend of my son (if that's the case)
How old is he? He's alright, a little autistic and his reviews can be quite long at times. I mean how can you review an energy drink for 10 minutes?
New Ja/ck/ video out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p339eIWi2VE
>>7643196
/fit/ is the reason that fag is even on this board. Worship whomever you want on your board but don't bring your garbage here. I hate /fit/ so much.
>>7643221
Because people are constantly making fun of him and laughing at how he eats
>>7639665
Idk. I like him. Not sure I'd like him as a friend but I like him as a person.
He's Ben Shapiro's autistic brother
>>7643270
There's videos where he has friends
They could just feel sorry for him, idk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lzgu2thJTwY
His friends look like autists too though, lel.
And I'd bet it's more likely that he's his dad's only friend rather than the other way around
>>7643541
DYEL Fat fuck detected
>>7644469
You mean his brother?
>>7644768
Well who was driving?
>>7639678
dear god
>>7644469
Why's it so hard to believe he doesn't have friends?
I honestly wouldn't mind rolling out with him and his dad and dining on some delicious burger. Sounds fun. (inb4 someone calls me an autist)
>>7645016
His dad clearly. You can hear him from the drivers seat
The Report of the Week always makes me feel happy.
If I ever become rich, I will invite him to my country and let him review the local fastfood.
