So I got myself a small bag of Doritos, and as I got to the bottom I found two of these nugget looking things.
I took a small bite out of one, wondering if it was one of those dubious 7/11 monstrosities and discovered to my dismay that they were both large clumps of pure Dorito powder.
I quickly went and spat out what was in my mouth fearing a cinnamon situation, and threw away the second as well. Standing over the trash can, I squeezed the second and it broke into the two clumps you see there.
What the hell, /ck/?
Here's the first. Literally the size of a chicken nugget.
>>7639197
save that shit for seasoning anon
>>7639200
Think this one is more focused
Should've just washed it down with your mountain dew.
quality posting, btw, how well did it go in /v/?
>>7639208
It didn't, Mememeister, this is a /ck/ exclusive.
>>7639206
i think you might have a slenderman infestation
>>7639211
Well shit, I'm honored and impressed.
>>7639197
>doesn't even realize when he hit the seasoning jackpot
You should savor it anon. Don't be a fool
>>7639213
Qu'est-ce que c'est ?
>>7639197
I work with an obese single mother addicted to doritios
dont throw that shit away i could probably sell it to her
>>7639200
Holy shit you found the holy grail you faggot. Save it for seasoning something.
>>7639197
I have heard legends of the rocks or concentrated doritoe powder. Put in a jar and save it. Its valuable stuff. If you dare take a bit watch out so you don't get addicted
>>7639229
Un homme tres mince et mysterieux qui apparait dans photos aux qualite pauvre avec pas d'explication pourquoi ou comment.
>>7639200
nice studio apartment, i hope that bag of doritos didnt set you off too much this month
>>7639407
>sees one room
>assumes that's all there is
>>7639429
im right tho, i have an eye for poverty
>>7639434
Nah nigga nah
I think you're assuming this just from the fact that my router is on the floor
>>7639458
you know anon, taking a picture of another room isnt hard
Should have sold it on ebay, those things go for cash money.
>>7639472
I took the pictures in the moment, shit's in the trash now.
I'm not gonna obsess over the best backdrop for my dorito lumps to prevent /ck/ shitting on me
>>7639201
Haha what the fuck is jeb doing with those chairs
Also cooks pulverize doritos to get the flavor and you throw away the flavorbomb
Are you retarded?
>>7639564
>cooks pulverize doritos to get the flavor
>>7639219
This.
>>7639197
>taking pictures of your trash and posting it on the internet
k
>>7639197
Snort it
>>7639197
Lucky. That's never happened for me.
I have however, had two Reeses wraps on one peanut butter cup
>>7639197
Congrats, fuckbrisket, you learned that seasoning clumps.
Any other grand revelations you have to show the world?
>when you get an onion ring in your fries
>>7639197
Burn it in your hash pipe, anon. Mega-Dorito hallucinations!
