>in Chicago, they would call this pizza
>>7637987
Nice try goulash boy.
>>7637992
It's hungarian-style deep dish pizza!
why do you have blueprints for barrel bombs? are you donkey kong?
>le epic chicago deep dish isn't really pizza meme
Fuck off.
It has all the ingredients of a pizza, it tastes like a pizza, it looks like a pizza, it's shaped like a pizza, it's a fucking pizza.
>>7638147
Not pizza.
Jew York can fuck off as well.
>>7638147
So if I take whole-wheat pasta, make it into circle shape, add tomato sauce and cheese, it would be pizza by american standards?
>>7638174
america decides what is and isn't a pizza Giuseppe
>>7638174
Yes, because pasta is obviously the same thing as pizza crust. Take that pasta dough, shape it into a circle, and bake it with tomato sauce and cheese, then yes it would be a pizza, if a shitty one.
>american standards
You should see the shit I've been served as "pizza" in Hungary, Russia, Thailand, and Cambodia.
The people fighting about this shit are probably not even from NYC or Chicago. We actually don't give a shit about the other city's pizza since it makes no difference in the end.
>>7638199
>muh pizza nihilism
>>7637987
Needs more tomato sauce
>>7637987
That's not a pie
>>7638196
>using 3rd world countries as comparsions
>>7638213
Isn't Italy basically 3rd world?
>>7638208
Mamma mia now that's-a piiizza, justa like mama used to a make in the olde country.
>>7638218
>italy
>3rd world
I'm gonna guess you're american.
>>7638243
>everything but USA is 3rd world
U S A! U S A! U S A!
*breathes heavily*
>>7637987
>t.New York Pussy that can't even handle the deep dish
>>7638243
>been to at least hungary, russia, thailand, and cambodia
>makes a statement you disagree with
I-it surely must be a sheltered American!
>>7638243
italy is practically a third world country
what a fucking hellhole
>>7638260
>heroine
/ck/ struggles with this word.
>>7638218
Yes, full of poo in loos and chinks. The poor Italians are very crafty bastards known for pick pocketing. Haven't been back in a while but I'd imagine there's a ton of kebabs and more poor people given their current economic state.
>>7638296
I think I know what your problem might be.
>>7638243
>>7637987
>>7637987
>on /ck/, they call this a shitpost
>>7638334
![nigel-slater-pissaladiere-008[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/59zVA8u.jpg "nigel-slater-pissaladiere-008[1].jpg")
>>7638340
>implying the french don't make one of the best pizzas in the world
>>7638334
Do you even know where Lampedusa is? Do you little /pol/tard really think there are hoards of reguees roaming mainland Italy? Because Italy is the last place in Europe where you want to deal with bureaucratic bullshit such as getting an asylum.
>>7638356
>tfw living near French border of Germany
>tfw we share a lot with alsatian/lorraine cuisine
>tfw flammkuchen/tarte flambée all you can eat until 3 á clock in the morning
I once had this pizza here, I'm not sure what exactly it is called but it's easily my favourite pizza.
>>7638356
That looks like shit and anchovies are pleb tier. French food is probably the most disappointing in the world there's basically no harmony with their flavours and they don't know how to cook seafood.
>>7638398
>anchovies are pleb tier
Stopped reading there.
Mirin norwegian pizza? Its popular for lunch
DÖNER PIZZA
![414416-1-eng-GB_welsh-rarebit-958x420[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hdoNSdw.jpg "414416-1-eng-GB_welsh-rarebit-958x420[1].jpg")
Welsh pizza is the best. These retired coal miners opened up a cafe near me, so i know its authentic welsh pizza
>>7638414
>constant shitposting about how there's variety in 'murrica
>yuropoors wont shut up about fucking kebab, as though it's the greatest thing in the world
>>7638374
![macaroni-and-cheese-new[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ihkooli.jpg "macaroni-and-cheese-new[1].jpg")
>>7638196
Just add ketchup and WALA
AUTHENTIC ITALIAN PIZZZA
AMERICANO CHICANO STYLE
>>7638437
That would be Canadian.
>>7638147
>it looks like a pizza, it's shaped like a pizza, it's a fucking pizza.
no, no, and no
>>7638427
>rarebit
>"Welsh pizza"
>>7637987
In Chicago, they *do* call that pizza.
>>7638446
that's the joke.jpg
![aal-qasr-qeema-naan[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/74xH2z1.jpg "aal-qasr-qeema-naan[1].jpg")
Fact: Pizza was actually invented in India in approximately 3000bc. Marco Polo was given the recipe on his travels, and proceeded to claim its origin as Italian. Only now is world learning the truth about pizza.
>>7638457
>Cheese and Tomatoes were available in 3000 BC India.
Retard.
>>7638457
>and tomatoes came from the new world and pasta came from the orient
Do Italians even have a cuisine they can call their own?
>>7638457
Fact: Virtually every culture in the world has independently come up with some form of flat bread.
>>7638457
this is wrong, America invented pizza, not Italy. The inventor of pizza, Abraham Lincoln, one night had a dream where Jesus came to him and gave him the pizza recipe. Then he woke up the next morning and under his pillow found a recipe for pizza pie so he made the first pizza. The mafia later stole it but it's still American. Climate change is a hoax.
>>7638518
I've been to Lincoln's house, and can assure you that it was not equipped to cook pizza.
Nice wallpaper though.
>>7638524
Duh.
He cooked the pizza in a secret underground chamber built for this purpose by a hand-selected team of Freemasons and Knights Templar. The oven was fired by souls of the damned. I'm not surprised you didn't see this because the entrance to the secret chamber was carefully hidden by its constructors. The secret door is only openable by performing fellatio on a certain candlestick in the main residence.
Man, I love chicago-style deep dish pizza.
>>7638218
Third world are countries that weren't affiliated with either the yanks or the soviets during the Cold War. So no, Italy is not a third world country.
>>7638196
So a hamburger is actually a beef wellington ensemble with lettuce?
>>7638726
That's a breakfast pizza
>>7638835
That makes no sense whatsoever.
>>7638406
>drinking meme milk
good looking 'za you got there
>>7638406
>brunost
FUCK brunost.
>>7638196
>pasta is obviously the same thing as pizza crust.
'no'
pasta is flour+egg
pizza dough is flour+water+salt+yeast
>>7639275
>quoting and disagreeing with an obviously sarcastic statement
Doesn't change the fact that it's true. I'll put toppings on a flour tortilla, bake it in my griswold, and call it a pizza. It's as American as tomato sauce and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>7639299
Just because you call it a pizza doesn't actually make it a pizza.
>>7638832
>actually using that outdated definition
>not using the /int/ definition of third world which is basically just any country you don't like
this is what a real chi-town pizza casserole looks like..
>>7638406
>meMelk
>drinking meme juice
>>7638371
>tarte flambée
That shit is the fucking best.
>>7639809
I'd eat the shit out of that.
There is no such thing as "pizza", it doesn't exist.
>Chicago deep dish argument again
For the 100th fucking time, deep dish pizza was a meme we created to fuck with tourists.
Actual Chicago native here. Only once have I gone out with friends with the express purpose of getting pizza, and we chose deep dish. Only one fucking time.
Normally, if anyone I know wants pizza, they go with Chicago thin crust.
I'm starting to think I should eat more thick crust, the way it triggers you autists
>>7640773
>Not defending the type of pizza that makes the city unique
I bought into that bullshit when I first moved here. Thin crust sucks, the sauce is too sweet, and square cut is only good for parties when the owner is too cheap to make sure every guest has atleast 2 slices. Thin crust is literally inferior to all other types of pizza, especially NYC style. Deep dish and stuffed can stand on their own and actually bring something new to the pizza world.
>>7640773
>Not supporting pizza that literally made who you are.
Fuck you.
>>7638227
needs to be more burned to be considered pizza. Authentic italian pizza has tons of black cancer spots on the crust, you gotta love the taste of burned flour.
>>7640773
Chicago thin crust pizza is such shit.
Yeah, deep dish is pretty much only for when people are visiting from out of town, but it's so much better than greasy square cut fucking thin crust.
'troit style>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>other ""pizza""
>>7640886
>said no one ever
>>7640886
'troit square tomato&cheese pie>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>other ""tomato&cheese pies""
>in New York, they would call this pizza
>>7640886
Things that don't exist.
>in Chicago, they would call this pizza
>>7639809
Fucking absolutely disgusting. Jesus Christ fucking chicago fags.
>>7640789
>the pizza world
Anon...
I love my chicago-style coconut water pizza.
Have any of you tried chicago style sweet deep dish pizza?
>>7641021
fuck you. you clearly have never had 'troit style 'za from jets
>>7641029
i went to a mexican restaurant in DC the other month. the entree was 3 corn tortillas (burnt) and a thing of cheese like this.
thats it. nothing else. bunch of cheese on a burnt tortilla. ended up being like $60 for me and my girlfriend after drinks.
"culture"
>>7638196
If I add croutons and grated cheese to a tomato soup is it pizza?
>>7641483
No, that would be a soup.
>>7638163
So let me guess, you think Italy is the only purveyor of *real* pizza? The dish is supremely American by way of advent and variation.
>>7638406
>nordic saudi arabia
>eats fucking shit for lunch
At least the Danes know how to cook.
>>7638495
Virtually every culture has independently come up with some form of soup.
>>7641508
Nope.
Good quality pizza is available throughout most of Europe.
>>7638406
this is a cheese sandwich what are you doing varg
>>7637987
domino's pizza best pizza
>>7638367
>doesn't realize the boat is heading to the mainland.
>>7638431
kebab is really good. Almost makes up for the rapefugees
But seriously a kebab after a drinking night is the best
>>7638374
>>7641801
Even Mr. Trump is enjoying some chicago style deep dish pizza.
>this would be considered pizza in Chicago
>>7642080
>chicago-style no-crust deep dish pizza
You guys need to fucking stop.
Your points are retarded, and nobody gives a fuck what you think and you're not gonna persuade anyone to say "Oh yeah you're right let's stop calling it Pizza, 4chan can change the world!"
If you don't like chicago pizza, don't eat it.
If you don't like new york pizza, don't eat it.
If you don't like detroit pizza, don't eat it.
If you don't like california pizza shitchen, don't eat it.
This thread is a circle jerk and it gets fucking old seeing it every day. Why can't we just discuss what we like on our pizza instead of this shitfest?
>>7642131
Is that a chicago-style deep dish pizza in your image?
>>7642131
as long as people like you keep getting mad and responding, it will continue. that's why this board fucking sucks 'cause newfags don't get it and keep taking the bait
>>7642164
>Projecting
It's the opposite and you know it
Some epic ftw newfag learned that /ck/ gets up in arms about pizza discussion and then decides to make a thread
>>7642131
rate my pizza
>>7642131
/ck/'s sole purpose is for baiting Americans
>>7642182
Fucking mozarella. I discovered it 5 months ago, have been eating it for 4 months five times a week, and now I can't stand it.
>>7638147
>butthurt flyover tard
pizzas are not the shape of quiches and do not have tomato sauce on top of a 1.5 inch thick layer of cheese.
>>7642169
>Fortune cookie
>Japan
wat
>>7640802
kill yourself Chuck McFlyover
>>7638243
>Has a smaller GDP than the state of Texas
>Not third world
>>7642554
It doesn't have a smaller GDP than Texas you retard
>Italy: $2.141 trillion
>Texas: $1.414 trillion
>>7642131
muh niggah
>>7641534
>muh yuropoor
You never had pizza in gyrope have you?
>>7638457
Korea is the true birthplace of Pizza!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiLA6Bk_ivs
>>7637987
I unironically love breadbowls, eating them after they've soaked up flavor from the soup is pure heaven.
The worst part of a pizza to me is the tomato sauce and since Chicago style is like 80% tomato sauce, I dont like it.
>>7638340
Quiche, or as the Brits call it, egg pie.
>>7642131
Stfu personal choice faggot
>>7643379
Is that chicago-style deep penetration creampie pizza?
anyone ever have an iced chicago pizza?
>>7644829
>i live in a place with a fridge that dispenses ice cubes but still choose to drink out of a mason jar
That's honestly pretty Chicago.
>coastniggers are still mad that Chicago was rated #1 for pizza in America
>>7641043
Holy shit I bursted out laughing while reading this
>>7644876
Seriously, how is this thread still going? Are you guys this fucking salty?
>>7641483
No but it would be very tasty.
You know, if you have to go through the fucking trouble of making sure that everyone knows how great your pizza is, it's probably not all that great.
>>7638147
>ingredients of a pizza
yes
>tastes like a pizza
no
>looks like a pizza
no
>shaped like a pizza
no
>it's a fucking pizza
no
>>7638174
lol look I just found something similar http://imgur.com/gallery/F9EWfOd
>7645878
>ingredients of a pizza
yes
>tastes like a pizza
yes
>looks like a pizza
debatable
>shaped like a pizza
More so than that square Detroit cheese bread that keeps getting posting
>it's a fucking pizza
Of course it is. It's even in the name.
chicago burger
>>7647269
literally just cheese in a bread receptacle
