Who's an alcohol here?
Pic-related my alcohol
What fast food or general food do you enjoy while alcohol?
>>7633171
Evan tastes like gasoline. when ya go cheap you go Canadian. Black velvet is worth the 3 bucks more
>>7633203
I mix it with diet Pepsi and lots of ice :)
>>7633171
>evan williams
>the fucking amount of whiskey in the glass
good god
>>7633279
You sound like u might be an alcohol
Pull up a chair! What are you drinking tonight?
90% coke, 10% jack
the patrician's way
I know that I am an alcohol, tons of cheep gin and Canada dry today.
>>7633287
$11 bottle of chianti leftover from making bolognese the other night, breddy meh. not a wino by any means but I'll drink just about anything.
>two final exams tomorrow
>already finished a bottle of wine with dinner
>working my way through a few gin and tonics at the moment
just fuck my shit up
>>7633292
how is it being 14? are you ready for high school?
>>7633309
sounds a lot like my college """career"""
>>7633323
>implying people in college drink socially during finals week, especially on a Monday night
are you still in high school, or did you just never go to college?
I AM William Wallace!
I typically don't enjoy eating while I'm boozing. I prefer the empty stomach drunk. After I am inebriated I will eat dinner and pass the fuck out with a gallon of water. Lessens the hangover and sobers me up quicker beings in that I have to blow into an ignition interlock to start my vehicle.
>>7633333
Quints confirm it.>>7633334
>>7633332
you really must never leave your room...
>>7633203
No... Evan is better than Jack Daniels
>>7633354
kek, I go to a fairly notorious party school, no one is out tonight, how do you think I became an alcohol? not by sitting around by myself
>>7633342
>>7633342
>>7633333
Lol my first quints and I mostly lurk hardly ever post
Check these quints peasants, I am a Scottish nobleman
I'm also op, and sons of scotland, i am William Wallace!
Before we let you leave this thread, your commander must cross that field, present himself before this army, out his head between his legs, and kiss his own arse
In honor of my quints tonight everyone on a is an alcohol. Now, what are you drinking tonight?
>>7633357
you sound like a massive faggot. "fairly notorious party school" doesn't mean shit when you are a loner faggot sharing drinks with 4chan
exam week was literally 24/7 drinking... holy fuck your only obligation in an entire fucking week is maybe to turn in a paper and bubble some fucking scantrons.
The trouble with scotland, is that it's full of Scots! *laughter*
>>7633368
kek, so you went to a shit school where no one cared about graduating. did you drop out?
>>7633333
Those repeating digits
>>7633381
>graduating is hard
>undergrad is impressive
>you accomplished something
lol
>>7633333
Come at me England!
>>7633333
>>7633381
I dropped out and banged ur mom, bitch sends me a check every month
>>7633333
Empty bottle, cigar, braveheart tell me my problems
>>7633439
Syke not empty
smartphone battery about to die, switching to dekstop
You think you're better than me or something? You think because I'm an alcohol you're somehow better than me? Well Fuck You!
To all the snob-nosed cunts, the mothers against drunk driving cunts, i'll raise my glass to you!
pic-relasted teenage ass always related
D-did s-somebody say teenage ass?
Fresh off the Reddit boat eh? Too young to appreciate a fine cigar with some fine whiskey?
Lol I was just like you once, kid
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
Hhhh
Lol faggot mods...
>>7633333
Thise quints are so epic.
Its like you were expecting it or something...
>>7633779
Are you impressed by my repeating digits?
Check these doubles
No really, check em
Quints man declares everyone drunk
And president trump
these go well with scotch
