Your meal should you accept it
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What did you get and can you pull it off?
Food: Peanut Juice with a side of Spinach
Wine: Scopelli Vineyards mixes rich marijuana flavors and a libido-boosting molasses aftertaste in their 2011 Red Zinfandel.
The food sounds like it can be passed off as a superfood smoothie or some meme food.
>Lime Powder with a side of Delicious Carrot Slices
>A krispy turpentine perfume and pasty smack overtones are brought together in the 2010 Chardonnay from Gonzales Vineyards.
Where do I sign up?
Savory Sausage Gravy with Chicken and Lamb Fritters
Pork Drippings topped with Lunch Meat and Turkey Sticks
>Dried Lemon with a side of Stuffed Spinach and Meat Flatbread
>A incomprehensible urine perfume and snap-crackle-pop mealy undertones are brought together in the 2012 Chenin Blanc from Jose Rodrigues Vineyards.
Bon Appetit
>Oatmeal with Stewed Lunch Meat and Rhubarb Pasta
>The 1999 Merlot from Oak River Winery combines voluptuous vodka overtones with a lithe vomit finish.
>Aged Swordfish and Banana with Sumptuous Carrot and Trout
That actually sounds pretty good.
>Peanut Fritters on a bed of Yam and Mock-Duck
Sounds pretty interesting. It'll probably look like shit, though.
>The 2009 Red Zinfandel from Cypress River Vineyards mixes indigestible whitefish flavors with a reptillian shrimp aftertaste.
Could be worse, I could have gotten an Australian table wine.
>Salted Garlic Omelette with Delicious Polish Sausage Noodles
>Jose Rodrigues Vineyards brings us sadistic spelt essences and a freak-nasty chocolate bouquet in their 2002 Semillon.
omlet sounds pretty alright tho
Barbecued Bacon Stew with a side of Fragrant Tuna Sauce
Bob's Vineyards combines hedonistic velvet essences and a violent albuterol finish in their 2009 White Zinfandel.
oh fuck Id be able to smell that shit for days
I mean, it MIGHT not taste bad, but my nose would literally melt
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>Squash Drink with Fragrant Carrot Brownies
>A surreal nacho aroma and psychedelic espresso flavors are merged in the 2007 Chenin Blanc from Leoni Winery.
Does this taste good becuse the secret ingredient is lsd?
how about NO...
The food is Greenish Almond Scramble tossed with Trout and Cheddar.
The wine is Toad Valley Winery fuses orgasmic Cran-Apple elements and a nihilistic rasberry finish in their 1998 Chardonnay.
Huh...
Jose Rodrigues Winery intertwines hallucinogenic urine elements and a hard-to-miss sauerkraut flavor in their 2002 White Pinot.
Check, please.
