>be me
>cutting the grass to avoid people
>it's fucking hot and I have worked hard
>it's Miller Time!
My friends, it doesn't matter if you are at home, out at Olive Garden, picking a friend up from Red Lobster or flying Delta, any time is Miller Time.
The delicious mix of fine Dutch hops and cool water brew a product that shouldn't be missed. At 8.99 for a 12-pack, you'd be an absolute lunatic to pass up the savings and value.
Who /Miller/ here??
b8
I actually like miller lite desu. The only light beef with taste
I got an 18 pack of rolling rock for 8.99 tho
>>7629526
Are you the guy who did the Burger King thread?
If I need cheap swill it is my go to. I have eased it down over the years but in my college days I could throw down a thirty sleeve a night.
>>7629575
Jesus. 30? That's cheating death
Good writing style, OP.
>>7629526
Used to buy two 32 oz. cans of High Life and get smashed alone on Saturday nights. Now I can't bear to drink the stuff anymore.
>>7629539
>light beef
Faggot detected.
>>7630380
desu high life is the only drinkable beer from bud/miller
>>7629526
Miller Lite
Sorry, but I'm not some white-trash faggot who lives in a flyover state.
>>7629526
>tfw miller lite is $12 a 12 pack where I live
strangely miller high life is $8 to $9 for a 12 pack.
>>7629526
I gotta say, I chuckle every time I get to the 'my friends' part. I don't know why
>>7629526
>picking a friend up from Red Lobster
>Miller Time
Are you saying I should drink while driving?