Alright /ck/, tell me how shit your taste is: New York or Chicago pizza?
i like detroit the best. but of those two, new york. though i have only had chicago one time.
>>7629097
A Big Mac combo with hot, fresh fries and an ice cold Coca Cola.
>>7629097
Saint Louis Style with Fitz's root beer
Obviously
>>7629097
I like both equally.
>>7629106
My fucking negro
>>7629148
You funny, aussie man
damnit, now I'm craving pizza. I just ate dinner to. Thanks ck.lol
>>7629112
>st louis style pizza
Fitz's is great though.
>>7629161
ur fat lol
i like both
chicago is a bit more difficult to find a good version of though
>>7629106
the best pizza i had ever was chicago style in detroit
chicago pizza all the way
Neither.
>>7629207
The fuck kind of pizza is that? That's just tomato soup in a bread bowl.
>>7629207
>tfw on a cut and doing keto
PLS
breadbowls are the fuckign shit
chicago
>>7629097
I see some pizza and a tomato cheese soup in a bread bowl. What gives?
>>7629156
>detroit style
We have this in New York, its called "square" or "Sicilian" (the latter only if the pizzeria owner is a faggot)
Prob still blows ur sorry excuse of a pizza out the water
>>7629097
i live in new york. the one too the left looks like generic long island pizza that other states seem to emulate perfectly without effort. go to brooklyn, the pizza is way different there.
>>7629097
This pic is like asking which hamburger do you like the best, with a Big Mac on the left and an hamburger steak on the right.
>>7629494
No, a grandma slice is different
>>7629492
this is what Brooklyn pizza looks like.
>>7629504
Is it that small in rl as well?
>>7629097
Chicago style isn't even pizza. It's a goddamn casserole.
Cheesey Crackers vs Lasagna
>>7629528
it might be. its been a while since ive been in Brooklyn. from what i can remember it seems pretty standard in terms of pizza size.
New Haven style pizzafag reporting in
>>7629676
Newyorkfag here. You guys have good pizza
>>7629682
Whoever the drunk fuck was that decided to put clams on pizza, my hat's off to you.
prefer Glasgow style
>>7629705
is this a battered and fried pizza? seems like a yummy idea... maybe i'll try this one day
>>7629712
It is, usally prefer it the standard italian way, but when drunk a pizza crunch seems to soak up the booze better.
is the deep dish pizza 10x the calories as a normal
it looks like so much fucken sauce and crust which are the worst parts of a pizza
>>7629698
Which new haven pizzeria is your favorite?
>>7629528
new york style pizza is meant to be a light snack that you can eat easily while standing or walking
>>7629484
>>7629494
>We gots that too ya bastad!
Despite what you guys may think, NY isn't the center of the universe.
>>7629805
It is the center of the pizza universe though
>>7629811
Fun fact, most national pizza chains (Little Ceasers, Hungry Howies, Dominoes, Jets) started in/around Detroit.
So no, you aren't the center of the pizza universe.
>>7629815
that would be italy
>>7629815
Fun fact, those places are all terrible and New York is definitely the center of the pizza universe, people from all over the world want to try the pizza when they come to NY and they don't even know that detroit pizza even exists.
>>7629821
Nah, pizza may have started there but the center of the pizza universe moved to NY a long time ago
Chicago pizza is fucking gross. I don't get how people can like it.
>>7629207
kek
THIN (less than 5mm crust) and crispy SoCal pizza is best. Fat asses from the east can't understand.
>>7629842
nope
Don't know why but Chicago deep dish pizzas always irritate my throat.
>>7629780
Pepe's is my jam.
I order
Detroit pizza
Chicago thin
Chicago thick
NYC 1$ slices
Neapolitan
....
Frozen
"California style"
>>7629891
>>7629221
Chicago pizza sober
NY pizza drunk
>>7629188
Pizzapapalis? I'm from Detroit and still go there when visiting.
>>7629904
Underrated post
>>7629112
>Saint Louis Style
Things that don't exist.
>>7629097
New York style, as it is the only one out of the two that qualifies as pizza.
>>7629504
no. This is.
>>7629705
Always find it funny America is considered the fat country when Scotland produces culinary abominations like this and Canada made poutine.
>>7629125
wholly shit i'd give anything for those slices right now
>>7629705
Scotland being full of fat lumps who are scared of anything green doesn't immediately disqualify other countries such as America from also being full of HFCS slurping lard asses.
>>7629842
>Things New Yorkers desperately want to believe: #15
>>7630823
yes, that was it!
Being in New York, we don't have great deep dish here. I prefer New York style, but I have been known to get a deep dish (or what passes for it) once in a while.
>>7629097
how long has it been since there's been a chitown cheesebucket vs manhattan tentflap thread?
didn't miss them
>>7631142
lol fag
>>7629097
taiwanese
>>7631157
Why does this actually look good?
>>7629776
*fixed
>>7631157
>taiwanese
>no apple, marshmallow, octopus, or shrimp topping
Kek
>>7631074
No
Pizza : a dish made typically of flattened bread dough spread with a savory mixture usually including tomatoes and cheese and often other toppings and baked —called also pizza pie
>>7631185
Did you use the spot healing brush rather than just paint over the text? lol
>>7631197
they had some of those
>>7631198
Does Chicago pizza even have toppings though? They are more like fillings.
>>7629183
>Implying IMOS isn't the best pizza around.
>>7629097
Chicago pizza is a shitty casserole. It literally is not pizza. I'd go with new york and I fucking hate that place.
Detroit is best pizza
>>7629712
So we ignoring the taco coming out of the Doritos packet then?
>>7631198
Whatever you need to tell yourself.
Do you prefer wine fermented in a prison cell or cut with antifreeze?
Only true pizza is Nepoletana - everything else is just an abomination
http://www.pizzanapoletana.org/public/pdf/disciplinare%202008%20UK.pdf
>>7631257
They make tacos with shells made out of doritos.
>>7631275
>Muh peasant bread with toppings is the only real peasant bread with toppings
>>7629097
Both of those look like shit.
people who hate on shitcago pizza had obviously never tried one.
>>7629097
flyover pizza.
>>7631285
yeah but it doesn't come in a doritos packet it comes in a little cardboard sleeve.
I live in New Zealand but I've tried this place called Sal's New York Pizza and it's pretty shit. I like Italian pizza.
>You can never like more than one kind of thing
Bretty sad senpai-i-lam.
>>7631200
I'll have the cheese fries for desert pls.
>>7629221
No it's pizza.
>>7631026
>>7631120
>i can't refute it so i'll make up a fake buzzfeed article!
wow
>>7629821
No. America made pizza popular.
>>7629125
God I love food.
>>7629156
Isn't that just Sicilian pizza? How is detroit pizza different?
I am a huge fan of red sauce, especially sweet red sauce. So I love chicago style pizza
ALL DEES GOOD PAHTRIOTIK NEW YOIKAHS MAKE A PAISAN PROUD
WHENEVA SOMEONE SAYS DAT NEW YOIK GOT DE BEST PIZZA I TELL EM CURRECTOMUNDO OR IF IM FEELIN FANCY LIKE I SAY ABSOLUTISSIMO
GAD BLESS DE MUDDA LAND
Neither. Chicago-style deep dish is alright but it's not pizza. Not even Chicagoans think about this dish when they're hanging out and someone says "hey, let's order pizza."
New York style is alright, but it's little more than street food. A real pizza needs toppings. And a crust that can hold them.
>>7634018
you get shot when you open the door to pay for it
>>7634034
Dis guy. I like dis guy. Gahd bless new yohk. Best city in da world.
Chicago style isn't even real pizza, it's a fucking Stromboli.
>>7634065
Strombolis are just glorified hotpockets. Has nothing to do with chicago pizza
>>7629097
Italianfag here and what the fuck is that abomination on the right?
It looks more like a cake than a pizza.
>>7634034
GABAGOOL
>>7629221
you're.... nevermind.
>>7631275
>Contains some fruit from mexico.
>"true pizza".
>>7629097
Scotland
>>7634228
>some fruit from mexico.
Tomato?
>>7634242
'can we deep fry it' seems to be the first question that comes to the minds of the scotch when they see a food item
fuck the bread
just give me a bowl of melted cheese and prepared tomato sauce
>>7631200
Not gonna lie that charsiu grilled duck breast pizza sounded intriguing
>>7634297
"I fuck bread and prep the bowl"
That's what you sound like.
>>7634314
and you sound better between speaking
>>7631220
>GOAT IMOS
>>7633781
no, buzzfeed, dont make me eat pussy
>>7629097
Italian
Fucking hell. I guess I'll stop telling people this is goulash in a fucking bread, and just call it Czech-style pizza.
>>7629097
giordano's is objectively 10/10 best pizza in the world.
>>7633523
Underrated post.
>>7629097
one is plain, one is lasagna
wood fire pizza is best
Imo's St. Louis style is best.
>>7635551
Bitch, you know blackthorn rules STL, not that fucking woobly shit imo's has been forcing on people for years. I believe Imo's shitty pizza is to blame for all race issues in my town.
>>7634098
I can't even come close to imagine the pain Italians must go through when seeing bastardization of their foods.
Thank god spanish food hasn't become meme tier in popularity over seas, because goddamn, I would boil in inhuman rage.
This
>>7635699
So, cheese and tomato cake?
>>7635702
Like I give a fuck what you call it, it's better than any of the other "pizzas" posted here
>>7635551
I love my pizza cracker thin like that
>>7635702
>cake
what cake looks like that
you fucking retard, you could have at least called it a fucking pie
>All this arguing over what's pizza and what isn't
They all taste fine calm down lol
>>7635551
I like cecil whittakers better senpai.
both expensive as fuck. I don't know where you are but if you're close to louies pizza co. on hampton you should try that. again, expensive, but my favorite of the three. Their wings and calzones are good too.
>>7633998
0/10
>>7635748
I came
>>7635748
holy fuck.
>>7635671
imagine if your country's cuisine was frozen in carbonite: italians have the most staid doctrinal cuisine on earth. my dog gets more variations than italians.
>>7635748
>this is literally called pizza in Chicago
>>7635748
Everytime I see chicago style """""""pizza""""""" it reminds me of cheesecake. It also makes me wish americans would stick to food they can actually do well.
>>7635792
america is good at pizza. get over it.
deepdish is just a niche thing. you can't even get it at a lot of pizza places, and when you can it doesn't look like that most of the time, because everyone has their own idea of deep dish pizza. so like...shut up man.
>>7629815
You're fucking delusional if you think "Hungry Howies" and "Jets" are national pizza chains, you stupid fucking Detroit faggot
>>7629776
Is Italy stricken by poverty? Like 3rd world shit?
>>7636606
>Jet's
330+ locations in 19 states.
>Hungry Howies
575 locations in 24 states.
8/10 for getting me to actually look this shit up.
Y'all niggaz don't even know about muh Staten Island pizza.
>better and cheaper than Brooklyn or Manhattan pizza.
The only thing "Chicago Pizza" and "New York Pizza" have in common is the word "pizza." I love 'em both, but they're apples and oranges.
>>7636612
If its not a misshapen mess where you literally just tossed chunks of ingredients on it at random, its not a pizza.
>>7633578
It's an advertisement
>>7636606
>he doesnt have jets in his state
that must suck
IDK. I'm guessing the reason that pizza sucks in the USA is due to the low quality, pasteurized cheese they have to use by law.
Must suck tbqh, not eating real pizza.
>>7635748
Well played, anon. Well played.
>>7637250
>How to deal with an autistic boyfriend
>Make sarcastic faces at him
Thanks for the advice.
>Too thin vs too thick.
The best pizza I ever had came from a place in Vermont. It had soft puffy crust substantial enough to support its generous but not messy helping of sauce with chunk tomatoes, fresh cheese, and toppings.
>>7629776
i want my bread burned with no toppings please.
>>7629097
>New York or Chicago pizza?
I've lived in New England all of my life. Pretty much every pizzeria in the area makes Greek style, which is my favorite. I love a good NY style, but Chicago can fuck off. Terrible. Not even pizza.
>>7637897
Actually, I've come to realize that I love every kind of pizza besides Chicago. I prefer Greek because I grew up on it, but New York, Detroit, Sicilian and Neapolitan are all excellent.
I motion that Chicago style "pizza" be re-classified as cheesy tomato pie.
>>7629852
This. Growing up, I never liked it. Everyone was always just like "Well, you've never had a GOOD Chicago style pizza!", so finally I went to fucking Chicago a few years ago and had pizza from 2 or 3 different places. It was the same fucking shit. It's awful.
>>7635927
>america is good at pizza
how to trigger europeans
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_effect
>>7629484
why don't you come on down to the D and see whats up you bushwick hipster faggot?
i've been to new york and had better pizza on powellton in philly. yall niggas are garbage.
ITT: Jew Yorkers make bad jokes, much like their pizza.
Connecticut born and raised, fucking hate pepe's and other "new haven styles"
But then again I grew up on the NY border so go figure
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