>>7619672
I defile them, then mash their corpse with a fork and cover the remains in sriracha

So im not the only one who feels bad stabbing them so many times??

I then I hear them screaming in the oven. Ppl try to calm me down and say its just steam.

If you put a potatoe in water it can grow roots and become a plant. This means its still alive right.

>>7619672
3 pokes with a fork before glazing in melted butter, salt, pepper, then wrap them in foil to bake
>If you are not doing this, then you are wasting food, and you are also a faggot

>>7620158

>Wrapping

Nah son, not even needed. Poke the holes, olive oil, salt, pepper, garlic powder. Bake that shit open.

>>7619672
how do you eat potato skins knowing those were in the ground at some point. with dirt. and bugs. and poop fertilizer.

>>7620208

Same way I eat beef knowing it was a living pooping thing before.

>>7620208
I already ate poop, why should I care

>>7620208
Vegetables are LITERALLY grown from poop, mud and insect corpses. Looks like you're going to have to starve from now on.

>>7620208
i mean technically, your skin is comprised of atoms that were once other people's skin, feces, urine, bile, and pus. your toungue could have some atoms from a fat dude's asshole, if you wanna get super technical about it bro,

I hope to god you're making your baked potatoes with yukon golds.

>>7620151
>Used to pick up sticks and play swords around the schoolyard
>One day can't find one and pull branch off tree instead
>Teach yells at me and says "How would you like if someone ran up to you and pulled your arm off? That tree is in pain"
>Felt fucking horrible
>That night I realize if you cut down a tree there's no fucking brain inside the wood, it can't feel pain
>Next day start ripping up plants and branches in front of teacher with smug look on my face

>>7620216
I used to mix my poop into my room mate's nutella, peanut butter, and other spreads. How does it taste? I don't think he ever noticed and I don't know how.

>>7620278
>>That night I realize if you cut down a tree there's no fucking brain inside the wood, it can't feel pain

It has a brain like a jelly fish

>>7620281
What the fuck

>>7620315
You need to understand anon. He was a bad man. I became the villain I needed to to serve justice. The sins I committed will haunt me. At one point I made something I called "The Nasty Patty". I can go to neither heaven nor hell.

>>7620319
did he bang your girlfriend, or mom, or something?
mixing shit in his nutella seems a bit extreme

>>7620330
Nah, it's far too long a story to type out here but basically he was just a filthy awful person. He was abusive to everyone around him, stunk like shit even before he started eating mine, just fucking destroyed his family. He did a lot of awful shit and it eventually escalated into me spiting him in the best way I could while still maintaining the lowest rent I've ever seen: shitting and pissing fucking everywhere. That man slept in my piss and ate my shit. I swear he had to have eaten over a pound or two of my shit in the 2 years we lived together. Also I stole and sold all his shit.
>You sound like the awful room mate
To
Serve
Justice

>>7620249

That's some top-tier pseudoscience right there, son.