>Happy birthday anon!
>What message do you want on your cake?
>tfw haven't had a birthday cake in years
"at least you tried"
"People=shit"
"The cake is a lie, and so am I"
Suddenly I'm all alone again.
>>7617523
LOVE WINS
>>7617523
>What message do you want on your cake?
"Just another year in my miserable life"
"kys"
>>7617523
"what message do you want on your cake?"
>>7617527
>tfw mum is a religious nutjob and her cult doesn't allow birthdays
I've never had even one birthday cake, so be thankful you've had any, Anon.
>>7617591
You're old enough to buy your own cake now, surely.
>>7617523
a very subtle small penis around the corner
>>7617616
Yeah, but the magic of birthday cake is that someone else buys and/or makes it for you.
I would tell friends (or whatever bitch I'm dating at the time) about my birthday-cake-less upbringing, but I don't want to appear beg-y about it.
The closest I've gotten is my ex baked me some cookies with birthday messages on them, but the bitch can't bake or cook so they were shit.
>>7617625
Bruh there's no magic in a birthday cake.
You're holding on to this bitter resentment for literally no reason whatsoever.
Tfw quarter century b'day in 1 hour. I don't know, "Love from 4chan" or some bullshit.
>>7617523
I just get a carrot cake for my birthday.
"u made it"
>>7617629
Sure there is...as adults we grow to jot care about birthdays but when someone actually does something heartfelt and personal for you on them it makes you feel good, unless youre just some heartless ingrate
>>7617714
>unless youre just some heartless ingrate
like everybody is but pretends not to be
You know what I would like? A cake without frosting, just a glaze.
My grandma makes this heavenly orange spice bunt cake with a simple glaze, and it's twenty times better than any shitty frosting-laden buttercream bullshit will ever be.
Frosting ruined cakes.
>>7617625
I know that feel, my last birthday cake was when i was 9, been pretty alone since then, my last girlfriend baked me some muffins that were dry as fuck and had too much baking soda in them, they tasted like metal, soon after she started cheating on me.
>>7617643
Happy Birthday Anon!
>>7617527
Same here anon.... who /BirthdayPie/ master-race here?
>>7617625
>The closest I've gotten is my ex baked me some cookies with birthday messages on them, but the bitch can't bake or cook so they were shit.
I wonder why this relationship didn't work out
>>7617875
Yeah. It's real hard to date a bitch who can't cook, I know.
"Love wins fag"
>>7617523
"guy fieri did nothing wrong"
>>7617833
Thanks anon.
>>7617523
Pic related
Is it bad that I consider market cakes to be a luxury? I always had to make my own cakes.
>>7618277
They suck.
Something nice and personal like in the pic
>>7617523
>>7617523
>>7618277
I've always considered them garbage and I have little respect for people that buy them.
>You Smart
>You Loyal
>You A Genius
>an image of DJ Khaled
OC coming through...
Had this made for my boyfriend.
>>7618123
this
>>7617827
cuck
