What is the worst candy you've eaten?
Any of the hard powder candies like those love hearts.
Neko wafers.
>>7616797
I remember my brother got a durian hard candy in his Halloween stash. He was about to pop the whole thing in his mouth but I stopped him. I tried a little piece and it was one of the worst things I've ever tasted. Whoever handed that out was evil. But I've also had those beanboozled jellybeans before and those were probably worse. The skunk flavored one is probably the most disgusting thing I've eaten in my life. The taste doesn't leave your mouth. But those are bad on purpose, the durian candy is just gross
Prank fish candy my sister gave me when I was 7
Those paint powder candies that you dip the brush in and lick. My shit was blue for two days.
>>7616797
Buttered popcorn jelly beans. It fills your head with the smell of BO.
i used to hate mexican candy but now i kind of like it
>>7616797
>any spicy candy like Hot Tamales
>any coconut candy because coconut is fucking vile
Can't think of anything else.
>>7616842
Have you seen the chocolate ones even more inedible
>>7618185
I came here to post this. Eating some watermelon or apple jelly bean then you get the fucking popcorn one without paying attention
>>7618188
Same. Pulparindos are the bomb. Funny enough, I ate them a lot when I played Dark Souls for the first time a few years ago and now I always associate them with Dark Souls and vice versa. In my mind Estus tastes like Pulparindos.
>getting these on Halloween
just fucking kill me
>>7619083
DELETE THIS
I've never been that big a fan of Tootsie rolls, I would always have a surplus of them left after Halloween. Something about the gumminess of them mixed with the chocolate taste, it just didn't do me goodly.
>>7616842
I feel like maybe it's just supposed to be candy for old people and that's why I don't "get it"
>>7616797
Sometimes mexican candy is confusingly bad though.
Salt, lime, chili, sugar...powder packets. So awful!!!
Black Licorice
>>7619083
I think they're an acquired taste. I hated them at one point, but now they're one of my favorites.
>>7619137
A high percentage of the population seems to be disgusted by black liquorice. I personally love it, but not the cheap brands you can get at thr grocerie store, thoe are okay.
Also, I can't fucking into tweezlers, they will unevitably make me feel like vomiting every time.
>>7619162
Jesus this fucking throat infection has me writing like a nigger with down's lol
Chocolate skittles
Turkish Pepper. It's a black licorice-flavored candy shell, stuffed with black pepper and ammonium chloride.
Blech.
>>7616872
Canned dog food is the worst flavor. Shit taste and gives shit breath.
>>7619202
You shut your stupid whore mouth you little bitch
>>7619180
Sounds like an even worse version of Finnish salted liquorice salmiak
>>7619202
I'm very sure you've eaten candy corn before; how are cherry cordials worse than that shit honestly?
>>7619083
i normally ask them if they have any chalk instead
worst candy of all time
![dining-0341[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rp8egUF.jpg "dining-0341[1].jpg")
This stuff. It caused me to puke the first time I had one.
>>7618253
Wad da fug
>>7619070
I can't get behind pulparindos, they just taste absolutely vile to me
>>7616797
nough said
Any kind of licorice. I don't get the appeal.
It's a close toss up for me. Both butterfingers and whatchamacallits are fucking horrible.
I've tried each once, I only recall having a single bite of either and being repulsed. On the edge of retching. Shit texture, crap flavor, no redeeming qualities. They are both utterly disgusting and the world would be better off if they were erased from the history of human foodways.
>>7616805
Is that a thing? That sounds vile!
>>7616797
It's simultaneously the worst and one of the most interesting. Chowards mints taste like laundry detergent, a horrible, floral bitter sweetness that makes your breath smell nothing like violet.
I still get a craving every once in a while though, I really can't explain it.
My gook roommate gets a box of Japanese and Chinese candy/junk food once a semester from his mom.
Salty tomato hard candy is literally fucking awful. Macha kitkats are gross too. There was like a half a dozen other nasty ass things too, but I have literally no clue what they were.
>>7616797
mounds.
coconut is awful.
>>7619607
>coconut is awful
My, what shit taste you have, anon
>>7619607
More for me, thanks for having no concept of the good things in life.
>>7619634
>>7619626
![zTJ8aJT[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WpIzt1W.jpg "zTJ8aJT[1].jpg")
>>7619639
That's not even what is happening
>>7618189
>coconut
>vile
glad this will probably be the first and last time I ever see you post, you mongrel
>>7619639
cute
>>7619639
You should bring that to /v/, motherfuckers LOVE terrible food/shit analogies.
>>7619202
These oh god these.
>>7619639
Beautiful. Now make one /v/ related.
>>7619607
I will curbstomp you
>>7619765
I got this, new and fresh :^)
>>7619883
Too real. Stop. ;_;
>>7619202
queen anne cherries a shit
CELLAS ftw
>>7619180
I bought some of this from amazon because I kept hearing the horror stories. There was hardly any ammonium chloride on the outside, it just tasted like a crappy hard liquorice candy with some shitty pepper in the middle.
It wasn't good, but it was hardly the worst candy I ever had.
>>7619596
matcha kitkats aren't that bad after you've had wasabi kitkats
I ordered some of that Japanese milk candy once.
I should've liked it. I LOVE shitty hard candies like butterscotch and all that.
But god DAMN, it just tasted like fucking spoiled sour cream.
Is there anything "birthday cake" flavored that doesn't taste like foot amputations?
It's like a universally bad flavour
>>7619948
Ice cream. It's still not a very good flavor, but it's passable.
I had a snowcone from a local snowcone place that was named "birthday cake" and was pretty good, too, but I don't know if it counts since it was just a certain combination of their normal flavors.
>>7616797
Swedish fucking Fish
Like eating cough syrup flavored superglue, but my mom loved those things.
I don't understand the appeal of cinnamon valentine hearts
They're so strong they burn my mouth, I can hardly even handle one
>>7619242
>even worse than the best liquorice
>>7619960
how your mom managed to have an abortion that survived long enough to badmouth swedish fish is a mystery of nature
This is not pleasant in any way. It doesn't taste like licorice. It only tastes like salt and cat piss. Candy isn't supposed to be so offensive. It's supposed to be a nice sweet treat.
>>7619162
When I was a freshman in college I bought 4 1 pound bags of black twizzlers because they were on sale at the grocery store. I like black licorice so I pretty much ate half a package a day.
The problem was that since I was literally getting the majority of my calories a day from black twizzlers I started pooping out nothing but bright green diarrhea by the 2nd or 3rd day. Still kept eating those twizzlers for the next week until they were gone though.
>>7619547
What is that? Looks good as fuck
>>7620757
Some manner of edible, I would presume.
>>7616797
In my experience, white kids were all over airheads. White kids generally went with the sour/tart/tangy type candies. I never understood why. All of those candies are the worst.
Sweet tarts, nerds, lemon heads, that kind of stuff.
Sour patch kids gets special exception though.
Why get the sour stuff, when chocolate and peanuts and caramel and fruit exist?
>>7619562
See OP.
>>7616797
Smarties. Anything chalky like that is grody. Also those candies that old people seem to have or show up around Halloween that's like the wrapper looks like a strawberry, and when you bite into it this """strawberry""" stuff gushes out. Fuckin' grody.
>>7616797
i was about to scream at you because air heads are great but i've never tried the cake flavour and it sounds pretty damn unappealing
>>7622159
If you're black, you don't have much room to talk with kool-aid pickles.
>>7622505
>kool-aid pickles.
always wondered what those taste like
i'm in canuckistan so i've never had the chance and didn't want to waste the money making them if i didn't like them
>>7619883
The protagonist is fucking voiced? There's no skills? I've so far avoided it because my autism goes overboard with those games and I spend days perfecting my list of mods, but now I'd need to find mods that fix the series back to its PRIOR levels of shit before further fixing it, again.
I guess I'll probably never get around to this one.
>>7622660
it's been like 3 or 4 months since fallout 4 came out, where have you been that you haven't known this
salmiakki/salty finnish licorice
it's fucking awful. like biting into a salt lick
>>7622692
[autism/]
Not playing many video games or browsing /v/ will do that I guess. Shit. They forget it's supposed to be an rpg or something? Post apocalyptic cod with an obnoxious voice chiming in every few minutes to make sure you don't even think about getting immersed in it, exactly what I wanted.
[/ autism]
>>7619582
>>breath doesn't smell like violets
What does it smell like then?
I went to a Trader Joe's for the first time a few years ago and thought this was good. No idea why and it ended up cutting the roof of my mouth. Hard as a rock and unless you like damaging your mouth I'd pass
>>7619562>>7616805
You have no idea
>>7619335
>he doesn't like circus peanuts
Heathen
>>7619626
I like fresh coconut and coconut flavoring.
But the stuff they put in candies and most other things is pretty bad.
>>7622159
I like sour things.
But then I eat lemons
>>7619202
Probably cause you chewed them like a uncivilized little fuck. YOU GOTTA LET THEM MELT IN YOUR MOUTH. They go from 1/10 to OP AS FUCK. EDUCATE YOURSELF.
popcorn flavored jelly beans
>>7622159
Most "sour" candy like Sour Patch Kids and Sour Skittles and shit like that aren't really that sour. Warheads is the only candy I can immediately think of that's actually sour. Most other "sour" candy just has a very tart, sweet taste. I love "sour" candy, Warheads kinda stuff not so much
>>7623829
Warheads is only sour for like 5 seconds then it's over.
>>7619180
but unless you eat a whole bag of them like an idiot it's good
mmm paper
Good & Plenty
>being that cheap asshole who gives out shit candy on Halloween
Why would you get sour candy when you can just buy citric acid in the baking aisle?
>>7623060
>No idea why and it ended up cutting the roof of my mouth. Hard as a rock and unless you like damaging your mouth I'd pass
you can prevent this by chewing with your teeth.
>>7623904
while they may be cheap, they're pretty good compared to some of the other shit candies in this thread
>>7623904
only WW2 vets will give these out during halloween
>>7620135
came here to post this
>off-tasting salty "licorice" flavor
>Dubbel Zout
>not even once
>>7623902
Not the superior British Licorice Torpedoes
>>7623902
TAKE THAT BACK
Horrid
Just like flamin hot Cheetos
how the fuck are you even supposed to eat this
>>7625454
Judging by the box, you smack it first.
it such a bad fucked up flavor you can't put it down. Like 5 minutes after eating it you can't remember what it tasted like or how bad it tasted cause there's nothing else like it to compare it to so you have to try it again
>>7623872
You shut the fuck up
Most green apple candy is fucking awful.
I think you'd have to actively be an asshole to enjoy anything flavored like that.
![Liquorice-Allsorts[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9hH0Rq0.jpg "Liquorice-Allsorts[1].jpg")
>>7627194
Fuck those things. They always end up impossibly hard BECAUSE NOBODY EATS THEM.
TURKISH DELIGHT IS REVOLTING
>>7627225
Are you referring to the Cadbury Turkish Delight or the 'real' Turkish Delight, which is powdered with Icing Sugar
>>7619083
so true this makes my throat burn like hell
>>7619948
>Is there anything "birthday cake" flavored that doesn't taste like foot amputations?
Birthday Kek Oreos
>>7627429
Both.
>>7619607
Same anon coconut is fucking disgusting
>>7619160
I love the mango ones. Dam. The bagged hi chews are shit but the rectangle ones that come in ur pic related is good af
>>7619160
It tastes like delicious balloon rubber
>>7624305
hot cheetos are god tier. get out with your shit taste. these are the best(in no order)
>Lime Hot Cheetos
>Hot Cheeto Fries
>Hot Cheeto Funyuns
>Hot Cheeto Puffs
>Hot Cheeto Fritos
don't even get me started on the Asteroids, they are boner inducing. only bad ones are the regular hot cheetos tbqh.
Ive never bitten into soap but I imagine it must taste like this. Literally wtf is inside those, they don't exist in my homecountry, I went to UK tried one and almost threw up
>>7627877
You forgot the xtra hot.
Hot damn, they are fucking tasty.
>>7619335
Scum
>>7628110
I'm assuming you don't like jelly donuts either
>>7628184
Jam Doughnuts aren't made with rose water
>>7628110
It's called Turkish delight you gutterpleb.
>>7619573
Same except for cherry cordials
i know a few people who used to like these but the taste was so incredibly synthetic and there was either so much sugar/some chemical in them which caused me to have a migraine without fail if i ever ate one. Just looking at the picture brings back bad memories
Take Sweethearts, but it turns into "gum." Shit falls apart within 30 mins.
Pic related
>>7619573
Learn to form sentences without irrelevant, hamfisted vocabulary you hipster. Just say you like the food.
>>7629171
I will find you and kill you!
And to answer OP, Pez is pretty disgusting.
>>7616797
When I ate my first one during Christmas I thought they were plastic decoration.
>>7616797
Redskins
>>7619180
I bought a can of these in the Amsterdam airport. Dear fucking god these are definitely the worst. I have no idea how people consider it candy.
>>7627194
>Eating RCT2 Scenery
candy corns are absolutely disgusting. i dont get why people like them.
This is by far the worst fucking thing I've ever put in my mouth
>>7630239
Because they're a Halloween staple.
>>7630239
I can see finding them boring, but, disgusting? It's sugar/HFCS and wax, mostly. What is it besides sweet?
If I'm given them free, then I'll just have them with some salted peanuts in the same handful and they're fine.
>>7630250
dude..the fuck, those are awesome
>>7619083
I used to love these but after binge eating them for 2 days I can't eat another one without wanting to puke
>>7619160
Honestly just get the fuck out
>>7619502
dope af webm thanks m8
>>7630299
Black licorice on its own is pretty goddamn nasty but the salt elevates it into an entirely new disgusting plane of existence
>>7630336
Ah well, to each his/her own I guess
>>7626200
dude what the fuck is wrong with you? tamarind candies are the fucking shit get the fuck out of my face
>>7619133
you put it on fruit you idiot
>>7619560
Please kill yourself
>>7619083
Malteasers are better.
>>7619267
Lol who do you ask? The people giving them out when you trick or treat? I imagine at 30 something year old man in an ill-fitting batman costume turning his nose up at an old woman trying to hand him some whoppers.
>>7627877
poor mans takis
>>7619502
This gave me an erection. I don't know why,
>>7619180
jesus fuck
>>7623872
these make me suicidal
>>7619582
This. They smell fucking godly but they taste so bad.
>>7619180
I guess you just have to get used to them while growing up.
>>7616797
>Birthday cake flavor
>Cheap vanilla
>Sugar
>Extra sugar
>Just a little more sugar
>Butter
>Sprinkles
When will this shit end? I don't know anyone who really likes birthday cake flavor things other than food-addiction fatties who won't settle for anything less than the most sickly-sweet confections. At best it's "Haha what? Birthday cake flavor? Sure, I'll try it".
I have no idea how it's become so popular in everything from ice cream to tea, attempting to emulate the disgusting pure-sugar-and-cheap-butter flavor of a shitty grocery store birthday cake.
Also, artificial pomegranate flavor. That shit's been blowing up in North America in the last 3 years for some reason. It just tastes like dusty raspberries/blueberries mixed with cranberry. Who are all these people that have been screaming for pomegranate-flavored everything, that now I can't find anything berry flavored (or containing berry juice) without it being blueberry-pomegranate, cherry-pomegranate, raspberry-pomegranate, etc.
Pomegranates are good, and pomegranate juice is pretty tasty, but for fuck's sake, sometimes I like the taste of other fruits without a big pomegranate dick jammed in there.
>>7619122
>candy for old people
Basically, this.
Shit like candy buttons, bon bons, candy corn... basically any little colored wad of unflavored, compressed sugar was enough to blow a kid's mind back in the day.
There is almost no candy I did not like, somehow Chocolate Skittles managed to be the exception to that rule
>>7623060
Is that a pé de moleque?
Are you really dissing the pé de moleque or did they managed to fuck it up?
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
>>7623872
if these weren't a bitch to eat i'd like them a lot more because they actually taste "okay"
All american kind.
I had a friend at school who would eat these like sweets
fucking disgusting
>>7632454
These are not candy, these are particularly strong mints
Fucking Circus Penuts
![Carlsberg+3.5%2525+%2528fronts%2529[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OsIN2LY.jpg "Carlsberg+3.5%2525+%2528fronts%2529[1].jpg")
>>7632439
this.
I only eat real candy and drink real beer as well, none of that american shit.
>>7627178
nigga you gay
>>7619734
Why would it be the last time? I'm still here.
>>7632134
>chocolate skittles
What is the fucking point? You might as well eat M&Ms
>>7618174
?
>>7632527
That shit is fucking good
>>7624305
Flamin' Hot Cheetos are only ever eaten by Mexicans.
>>7619083
I swear, every time I ate those. I got light headed
>>7619202
Are those the ones that are made with bourbon?
I'm allergic to alcohol
All of these.
>>7619502
I wonder if the person who made these know hot to cook
Parma fucking Violets
>>7623872
They gave these out as prizes for tickets at an arcade when I was a kid
>>7632568
What are they?
A shitty English candy that tastes like old women perfume
The trifecta for me would be jordan almonds, jujyfruits and good n plenty.
>>7619948
Starbucks birthday cake frappuchino, surprisingly
This ginseng candy. It's really awful, tastes like... earth, plants, etc.
>>7620157
oh yeah I remember literally all my shits being weird as fuck in college from eating garbage everyday.
>>7632736
And these corn-flavored gummies.
They're not as terrible as the ginseng ones but, if you're not used to the flavor of sweetened corn combined with a jelly-like texture, this is still bad.
>>7627194
I just hate the circular ones. The square ones and black licorice cream tubes are god tier.
>>7616810
Those are my absolute favourites. Just anything in that style is my fav.
>>7619607
How does it feel to have shit taste? I'm gonna slap you so hard your mom comes outside and changes internet service providers.
>>7619083
i know the fells
>>7627178
What percentage of it is made of cockroach?
The generic white-filling Russian candies.
>>7619560
>candy bar made me cry I'll never forgive them
You're the worse kind of trash person
>>7619582
Lifesavers musk flavour are the best, use those for your craving next time could be a good switch
>>7619180
How do you not love this? My folks got a can while abroad and I adore it. Still need to find where to buy Salmiakki around ehre though.
>>7632217
Looks more like gozinaki to me.
>>7620104
Fuck I chortled
>>7622505
>kool-aid pickles
ayo hol up
>>7623561
The ones with the super thick pith and easy peeling skin are so juicy and delicious
Anything spicy or coconut flavoured
>>7619560
Fuck off
>>7633597
Hey, those are good
>>7616797
Why is it that they insist on making flavors which have no reason to exist?
Birthday cake Ice cream makes sense and that stuff is pretty alright, but birthday cake airhead?
Sounds like something that should have never made it past R&D
I've never been a big fan of chocolate, so when I got one of those ghiradelli strawberry filling chocolates I was pretty not happy.
>Inb4 hating chocolate
I just am not a big fan of how it clings to the teeth, drives my gob mad.
>>7616810
They sure are pretty though
>>7619083
Back when I was a kid and in Boy Scouts, we were on a camp out and couple of buddies and I were exploring down a trail when suddenly, my one buddy cried out in pain and started crying.
Some of the older guys from the Leadership Patrol were sitting up on a ridge and one them had shot him in the neck with a chocolate Whopper fired from a WristRocket.
My buddy had a huge welt on his neck and narked the guy out to the dads, who chewed out the older kid.
>>7633586
These are the worst you've ever had? They just taste like generic gummies.
>>7632557
>display until
Which country? Everybody should do this. Fucking scum selling expired candies tp kids.
>>7627178
this desu
turkish delight is better when not chocolated covered
>>7616797
>>7616805
>>7619562
>>7623469
I've had it, it doesn't even taste like cake, just frosting. The cheapest, shittest canned vanilla frosting money can buy. I'd rather eat a pound black licorice, candy corn, and sugar free haribo gummi bears each then have this shitty candy again. It's the only airheads flavor that I will throw away.
>>7633597
literally the best candy
>watching a movie
>room is dark
>start snacking on jelly beans
>pick out a grape one
>put it in my mouth
>it was licorice
>>7632134
I remember eating these and liking them a lot. I'm pretty sure chocolate pudding was my favorite.
>>7616797
Literally fucking that
>>7623872
isnt that acid
>>7632134
David?
>>7636328
you bastard these are god tier
>>7616797
Any of the dusty shit in a bag with the stick.
Literally diabetes in a packet.
>>7616797
I was but a fool in my youth. Never again.
NEVER AGAIN.
>>7637309
Necco wafers are great. You shut the fuck up.
>>7620135
I used to give these as an end of year present to teachers I didn't like.
Every damn lolly scramble
Not only the worst candy I've ever eaten, but also the #1 worst thing I've ever put into my mouth.
>>7637309
Fuck you. Necco wafers are great.
>>7637320
Nah fuck you nigga
>>7616797
Circus pissnuts
>>7637367
Say that again in english.
these fucking things are the devil incarnate
like eating soap straight up
I had to fucking eat more to make sure I didn't hallucinate the taste was so similar
>>7632557
>buying anything from marks & sparks
>ever
you deserve the shit taste desu
>>7619582
The lemon ones are really good tho
>>7618188
Depends on what you eat.
Some stuff is god-tier while other is into-the-trash-it-goes-tier
>>7632134
>chocolate skittles
>has a vanilla skittle in it
I don't remember the name of it, but they're hard sesame seed candies, shit is fucking vile
>>7632400
oh fuck i miss those things. Same with yogos
>>7637728
It's like an event at fairs and gatherings where kids get candy tossed at them and have to scramble for it. But all they ever have are these shitty things snd macintosh toffees
>>7639077
sesame snaps :3
>>7637611
Take that back faggot, I can eat like 6 of em, my asshole hates me tho.
>>7639481
I'll never understand why anyone would ever enjoy chili-flavored candies. The minute I put this thing on my tongue, I immediately felt nauseated. I had a headache for ten minutes afterwards.
anything artificial watermelon/banana
>>7632134
i remember eating skittles bubblegum that one time
>>7620757
its like someone made hard candy and put the most disgusting thing in the world inside as av surprise
>>7619160
i dont get this one, its supposed to be candy that you chew a lot but it works just like regular candy, doesnt really taste bad but i dont understand the price
im not a pansy, i ate all sorth of bad candy as a klid. Worst i remember eating was a condensed milk flavour easter egg that some cheap ass friends of my parents got me. It was so bad you couldnt even find it at any regular store, there was a banana one too that i got to taste later. Mom mademe throw it away but i would have eaten it gladly.
So my vote goes to either candy spray, that shit that was candy spray but worked like a ball deodorant, push pops because the lemon strawbery was delicious but the second time you got the finger inside it got really fucking sticky and pick related because it was the best fun dip but i couldnt buy it ever or else my friend would make fun of me
These are impossible to chew or even suck on. The flavor isn't even worth it.
>>7640137
>im gay and a faggot
>>7640142
Rock eater
>>7616797
Candy corn
>>7640137
These arent bad at all, its just mediocre taffy
>>7640137
wow are you european or something just kys
>>7640137
You gotta leave 'em in your pocket for a solid two days first
growing up, these were pretty awful
tasted like soap
