Where's the webm thread?
Guess I'll create one.
>>7605672
This is now a King thread.
>>7605672
>>7606098
>he just fucking flings that bacon off his knife to purgatory
>>7606098
What in the name of fuck is this supposed to be
>>7605672
i want all of that on my wiener now
>>7605672
I love that one so much.
>>7606098
Christ no
>>7606102
i want to punch him in the face so fucking badly
>>7606098
>tfw you work with people who make slop like this and legitimately think they know how to cook.
>>7605672
this webm is sex
>>7606370
>anon why aren't you eating
>>7605672
is this the true american dream?
>>7606098
HEAPING
>>7606370
>tfw you date one
>>7606510
fuck that
>>7606655
>tfw they dont club the eel
>>7606655
isn't this just a reaction of some nerve endings to the heat? im pretty sure it's dead and octopus will do the same thing
>>7606407
10/10 Title
>>7606690
it is the hands.
>>7606407
Can't believe they actually eat this is america.....
>>7606365
i just want to ram my tongue down his throat
>>7606737
i bet her and jack have sexed
>>7605672
holy fuck what's that?
>>7606747
i dont think its the heat, its most likely something they dressed it with to make the nerves react to it.
i hate seeing videos like this on youtube because i always find my self glancing over at the comments and saying how cruel and shit these kinda videos are.
then you get the >thank god im vegetarian! or >welp, im going to be a vegetarian now! type of people
>>7607221
It's a joke. Have you never seen this skit?
>>7608022
Actual BBQ
>>7609359
More like pootato chips.
>>7606102
This is like watching an android as it tries to mimic human behavior.
>>7606098
>>7606102
JYAKKU
>>7609359
trying this with my mandolin
how many fingertips will i lose
>>7609428
What the fuck is impressive about this? Looks tasty, but I'm pretty sure any American father can do this.
>>7609434
this one isn't jack is it? how is that possible? what is he doing?
>>7609434
how much corn starch...?
>>7609439
How many fingertips you got?
>>7609441
has to be a troll
meat is burnt as fuck and he's just slamming shit around on the grill
beef jerky fajitas
>>7609448
it's all about that double fry
there's some interesting science behind it
>>7607344
yeah, their energy is really weird when you watch the whole thing
>>7609448
I think I'd kill myself before becoming a prep cook
>>7609452
how does that get hot?
>>7609452
I literally just have a spherical ice mold that works just as well.
>>7609481
I literally just use regular ice cubes because I'm not a fucking hipster
>>7609434
>>7609443
>>7609445
ジャック
>>7606243
That's called the queen bean.
>>7609428
>touchnig the tortillas
You'd think they'd be able to get a little less of the produce falling on the floor.
>>7609475
It doesn't, it's just pressure from the heavy top part.
>>7606098
S A L A D N I G H T
Post youtube links if you've got any good ones, I try not to just dump the same shit every time.
>>7609503
Iceberg lettuce belongs on the floor
>>7606336
Is it bad I feel sad they waste all that chocolate.
Hopefully they pour the leftover back
>>7609538
Best fucking scrambled eggs I've ever had. Can't believe it took me so many years to learn the right way to make them.
>>7609541
obviously they don't waste it.
>>7606737
I'd eat it
>>7609365
If you had the balls you could probably do that too. Its why she dips her fingers in the batter each time. Probably fries the dough and she gets out before it touches her.
They did something kinda similar on Mythbusters.
Though as someone who worked deep fryers erry day at an amusement park eventually you hands get pretty numb to it. I could grab shit right out of the basket as it came up and it only slightly hurt.
>>7609543
is it butter initially and then cheese?
>>7609553
fuckin right you would, it looks great. btw one slice is 1200 calories
>>7609566
>cheese
That's crème fraîche
>>7609559
fucking asians and their knife skills
This is so satisfying.
>>7609566
Butter then cold creme fraiche to stop it cooking any further.
>>7609559
NEAT!
>>7609552
Fuck Jack, he is at best an impostor and a thief.
>>7609586
>that ATG mobility
I bet he isn't even wearing romaleo 2s
>>7609448
God damn I love Balthazar
This is my favorite type of thread on /ck/
>>7609601
for what purpose
>>7609434
>dis nigga made a non Newtonian fluid and tried to coat a piece of chicken in it
Wow. Just wow.
>>7609615
Or else Mao gets upset
dumping some king for your viewing pleasure
>>7609624
god he just sucks so much
Love these ads, shame marks and sparks is circling the drain at the moment.
I used to make Jack webms. In fact, I made most of the ones posted in this thread. I thought it might be time to come out of retirement and make more, but then I saw he made a chocolate espresso cake with a large amount of mayonnaise in the frosting and that's just too far. I don't think I can do it. I can't go back down that rabbit hole.
>>7609541
>Hopefully they pour the leftover back
Of course they do, ya goob
>>7609359
muh dick
And now, the various ways of making noodles.
>>7609759
And the respectful ways they can be prepared
>>7609770
folded over 1 golorrion times!
>>7609766
This is so cute. Source? I like how timid he is
>>7606407
I saw these everywhere when I went to America
>>7606747
Its skinned, seasoned and thrown on the grill while still being alive.
>>7609782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgtYZivDDak
>>7609571
this is awesome, can't imagine how hot it must be though. i get uncomfortable just standing in the kitchen with the oven/electric burner going.
>>7609780
What if spaghetti was one long noodle that filled the entire plate? Are there unexplored possibilities in pasta science?
>>7609605
>shodan creates annelids.jpg
>>7609803
When we were kids we'd tie our pasta ends together so it's one long piece and try to swallow it all in one long slurp. Not to thread our anus to our mouth, but just to make dinner fun.
>>7609724
DO IT JUST DO IT GIVE IN
>>7609803
I think that actually is a thing, along the lines of noodles signifying long life.
>>7609724
I remember you. You did pic related.
You're an honorable men who did great for the advancement of humanity.
Your eyes are already probably weared out and your sense of right and wrong disbalanced from closely watching all the seconds of those Jack vids.
But your sacrifice is vain if you don't continue to expose the trickery that is Jack Scafioney.
>>7609835
Thanks for remembering me, anon-kun. I might make more webms soonish, but it's hard to justify it when the janitors crack down so quickly on Jack threads. If this thread is still alive tomorrow, I'll see if I can find anything good to make, but it's 2:40am right now, so I'm gonna get some kip.
>>7609849
I wish you sweet dreams senpai.
>>7609591
>daddy issues: the webm
>>7606655
That's fucking sadistic.
>>7609797
he's from the subcontinent, so it's guaranteed that he's accustomed to near-biblical levels of ball sweat
>>7609538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyL_cYxV6QA
>>7605672
This looks horrible, like some asspie ween took all the good parts about BBQ and removed them to a medical table where they would all become stupid and gross.
absolute shit. My uncle, who had three oil tank smokers in his Mississippi backyard, is turning over in his grave right now
>>7609791
It's missing it's head.
>>7610012
your uncle on a rotisserie?
>>7609428
>one tortilla
>retard strength fillings
>dry as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
ok, well, bye.
>>7609897
it's dead ya dip
>>7609386
I'd pay $10.00 for that
>>7610099
>>7610102
wew
>>7610123
disgusting
>>7610110
>that'll be four hundred ninety-nine dollars, please
>plus tip
>>7609591
welp imma need more of this, please please please
>>7609724
just walk away, kid. trauma draws you back in, pain is addictive. you did good, sleep well, pupper
>>7609738
>adding butter and eggs to bread
true plebian
Where are those webms of the pretentious restaurant that draws shit on the tables with chocolate or something
>>7610155
>can't even spell plebeian
stop using words
>>7609406
holy fuck its breathing
>>7610147
Super NSFW!
Elle c'est Kat pis moé c'est Pat!
https://vimeo.com/search?q=pat+le+chef
>>7610185
>https://vimeo.com/search?q=pat+le+chef
https://vimeo.com/38528658
this is the worst chili recipe in the last 100 years, jesus wept
>>7609538
take it OFF THE HEAT
>>7610102
>holding the hot dog the wrong way
>>7605672
this is a good thread
>>7606737
my autismo is fucking TRIGGERED
WHY POUR EVERYTHING INTO THE MIDDLE YOU FUCKING SHIT
>>7609791
No it's not. It's the nerves reacting to salt. It's the same reason that headless octopus "dances" in that video when it has soy sauce thrown on it.
>>7609511
everyone on /ck/ can probably do that. I would cut like a madman if I don't have to clean the floor of my kitchen.
>>7605672
Did this give anyone else an erection?
>>7610421
What if you also didn't have to poo in the loo?
>>7609448
holy shit 40 bucks for that? I've had some pretty amazing steak frites before, nothing beyond 20 bucks. That has to be some amazing steak.
>>7609497
>flicking the queen bean
jack confirmed for alpha as fuck
>>7606737
I'd eat it
Weird how she just poured everything in the middle though
>>7610094
I work at a P.F. Changs
I want to be stupid and try this
>>7610094
>GOTTA FRIP DA RIIIIICE
>>7610094
>this is how he fucks his wife
>>7609503
No, it's made of a metal that leads both heat and cold very good, so everything on the icemaker is made from that metal except the hole in the middle. So it leads away all the cold from the ice which makes it melt everywhere except the middle, which makes a sphere.
>>7606503
I think I just came.
>>7609365
She looks so smug
>>7606503
Someone post the JYAKKU version
>>7609488
ジャックがさいきょう
>>7606503
i will always be too poor to afford organic ingredients or decent cookware
>>7609538
Whenever I make these like 1/3rd of my eggs stick to the bottom of the pan
>>7609359
cringed hard
>>7610857
AllClad-san, is that you?
>>7610110
is that 11 madison park?
>>7609443
you can tell it's jack from the autistic grade cutlery he uses.
>>7609578
went on a boat cruise in halong bay in vietnam. shitty old small wooden junker with a galley the size of a closet sending out just course after course of amazing food, and the chef came out and demonstrated making these carrot nets as well as carving flowers and shit out of watermelons and shit. he was a skinny 19 year old vietnamese kid and made some of the best food i've ever had.
>>7609386
what is this though? pancakes?
>>7609624
Fucken hell how did he manage fucking it that badly
>>7610099
filename
>massive cyst gets drained
>>7609579
That laser scene from resident evil
>>7609772
What is?
>>7611037
>filenamesareforretards.webm
>>7609845
Is this seriously how to harvest fresh razor clams?
Holy shit, would try.
>>7610099
>Basement serial killer cameraman
>>7610794
Fuck you that is NOT how thermodynamics works.
The possibility of presure melting the ice can also be calculated. As water expands while freezing, increasing the temperature would increase the freezing point.
Assumptions:
T = 0 C
r = 5 cm
To melt the ice at this temperature a pressure of more than 1 Atm or ~100 kPa. Pressure is force divided by area.
r = 5 in => A = 4pi*r^2 = ~350 square cm
1 Pa = 1 N / m^2
To create a force of 100 kPa over an area of 350 cm^2 one would need a force of
100*1000*0.035 = 3500 N
Gravity exerts a force of ~10 N / kg, so to exert a force of 3500 N the top weight would have to be 350 kg.
Seeing the person lift the weight with one hand allows us to dismiss the hypothesis that pressure is the cause of the ice melting. Aside from practical considerations.
A more likely hypothesis is the weights being slightly heated.
>>7611006
ice cream with oreos
>>7611115
retard, you forgot the ambient temperature and the minor fact of the thermal conductivity of the metal mass.
you fail at science.
>>7609835
>>7609816
I did it. I made the stupid mayo cake webm. I feel the will to live draining from me.
>>7611150
As a bonus, here he is trying to make the frosting.
>>7611152
Gets me every time.
>>7610028
So it's still able to post on 4chan?
>>7611149
The assumption I tried to refute was that pressure alone could melt this ice.
Of course the ice would melt on it's own at room temperature and the large mass of the mold would meant the ice would melt before it significantly cooled, provided the thermal conductivity of the medium would be high enough. Aluminum would be a better material than steel in this case.
However, the speed at which the solid chunk of ice seems to melt implies the temperature of the mold is significantly elevated above room temperature.
The true retard is the guy who thinks cold is something that can be transferred, instead of heat being transferred from a hot to a cold object to create temperature equilibrium.
>>7611173
>However, the speed at which the solid chunk of ice seems to melt implies the temperature of the mold is significantly elevated above room temperature.
this is ostensibly not the case.
>>7610218
That's all I could see. Not getting it on there right, or burning the wrist of the hot dog holder.
>>7609835
Wtf Is that ketchup and cornflakes
>>7609835
WHO IS THIS SEMEN DEMON
>>7611177
It would help if you could refrain from ad-hominems and unsubstantiated claims.
Ergo: what the fuck are you talking about nigger? Explain yourself fuckface!
>>7611211
Ariel Rebel.
>>7611219
...i fail to see how i made an ad hominem in my post.
the people who make the tool say it doesn't need to be heated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvBQ7TK8FaU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dhcMJtpYF8#t=1m0s
>>7610421
>everyone on /ck/ can probably do that
this is incredibly wrong, have you seen the amount of instant noodles and fast food threads?
also I'm decent at dicing but I wouldn't/couldn't do that without slicing my fingers off.
>>7611152
so how come we don't have ja/ck/ threads anymore? Haven't seen one in at least 2 months
>>7611248
Janitors delete them
>>7611254
Thank god. Here's to hoping they'll start nuking every single fucking one of the M/ck/Donalds and other shitty fastfood threads as well.
>>7611254
Jack is not relevant to /ck/.
>>7611270
Ja/ck/ is relevant to all things, anon.
>>7610156
>>7610156
>>7611254
>every Indian/African food thread is immediately derailed by shit/pol/sting
>the king of /ck/'s threads are deleted
where is the justice?
>>7611297
inb4 flyover newfags who somehow haven't seen this yet freak out
>>7609770
This whole channel is comfy as hell, by the way. It's something else with sound.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xV-vEiCXXg
>>7609738
>>7609518
doesn't look very hygenic.
>>7611337
What kind of bacteria do you think might be contaminating that given the SALT and the HEAT?
You know that both salt and heat kill pathogens, right?
>>7611263
report anything you want deleted, it's pretty reliable as long as you're not being and ass
>>7611173
pressure alone can melt ice.
that is made of aluminum
bitching about "transferred cold" vs "transferred heat" when the meaning is equivalent is dumb when you're so far off base in other areas
>>7605672
My favorite part is the pork shoulder just explodes.
>>7609434
>coating chicken with oobleck
What a god damn retard.
>>7610170
Well yes yeast is a living organism and it respires as all life does.
>>7609499
???
>>7611041
Yes, Ray Mears confirms it on one of his shows.
>>7611297
I want to be served my food on a plate or in a bowl, I'm not going to eat it off a flat surface like a fucking dog.
>>7611448
>i want to be served my food on a plate
>i'm not going to eat it off a flat surface
>>7611453
>plates are flat
Literally retarded, show me a flat plat.
>>7609601
how, is this doctored?
>>7606407
Dr.Tran aproved
>>7609624
christ
>>7611350
That's true.
But you'd need a lot more salt or you'd need the heat to last for a lot longer.
I doubt this is a high-risk food anyway but the salt and heat, in this case, will definitely not ensure your safety.
>>7611302
its still retarded and illinois IS a flyover state
>>7606482
it needs more firearms, but it's pretty close
>>7606098
I'm a pleb, what's wrong with this?
>>7609448
You'd think a machine would be able to cut that peeling time in half
>>7611299
#blackfoodsmatter
#justiceforThaiThai
>>7611625
If you have to ask, then there truly is no hope for you.
>>7611575
>But you'd need a lot more salt or you'd need the heat to last for a lot longer.
No, you wouldn't. Hot enough to pop popcorn is easily hot enough to instantly kill bacteria that cause food poisoning.
>>7611627
potato peeling machines are giant turds that get filthy immediately, you need to wash the potatoes anyway, and you still need a nigga to do quality control on the peeled potatoes, so you lose maybe one guy but you also can tell Jamal or hector to run over to soups and get Jose's ass out of the fire or clean the pantry, which you can't tell the machine to do.
>>7609503
Note to self: Iceberg lettuce is processed junk.
>>7609511
Is there any way to do that with an ordinary sharp knife? I'd save a lot of time if I could do that with my apples or carrots.
>>7611813
In my opinion that is an ordinary sharp knife. Just sharpen your knife, anon.
>>7611280
so fucking gay
>>7611796
was there any doubt in your mind?
>>7611821
Great, then where can I learn the skills that I lack?
>>7611829
in your kitchen
the 100 simple Ramsay recipes or whateverthefuck they're called are a nice place to start
the man even teaches you how to dice an onion. like, first thing.
>>7611839
>Ramsay
Weird, I just thought he was a meme that made shit gravy.
>>7609428
>slow as fuck
>sloppy
>doing god knows what with that stack of tortillas
>1/3 cup of guacamole on one taco
>taco overfilled as fuck
>overcooked meat
>showing off that abomination to the camera
I bet he thinks he's a badass too. Fucking amateur hour over here
>>7611854
he has a series of videos aimed at the budding home cook where he teaches absolutely solid technique, using very simple recipes and straightforward language
you have to pay attention though, because he moves as if he was in an actual kitchen - fast, fast, fast
>>7609724
You know what they say:
Once you go Ja/ck/
>>7611150
you got the sweetness from the sugar and the zest from mayo
> hm hm so good
>>7609759
I've been on /ck/ for 2 years, and I still don't understand how pasta is made or how we discovered it.
