why has he never been on iron chef?
i think he'd mop the fucking floor on that show..
I unironically enjoy his personality
>>7599678
Really? My father likes this guy too. He's just too much for me, way too try-hard and lame.
>>7599667
Mopping the floor is just about the only thing he's qualified to do in a real kitchen.
>>7599667
They should give him secret ingredient: eggs
>Gay Fairy
>>7599679
>your father
that's triple D's main target audience-- old farts that host superbowl tailgaters and unironically listen to The Who
>>7599985
>unironically listen to The Who
What's wrong with The Who and who "ironically listens" to them?
>>7599988
Dad... please go to sleep.
>>7599993
Someone never earned daddy's love
>>7599667
Because Iron Chef is a cooking competition, not an eating competition.
>>7599999
noice