Which is patrician and which is plebeian?
>>7598879
Neither. Real men drink breast milk from homeless meth head women. Now thatll give you the energy to take on the world
>>7598879
Limiting yourself to one of a category is retarded
>im now part of the coffee club and drinking tea for breakfast is a betrayal to my fellow autists in /ck/
both can be patrician or pleb, you can drink from teabags and sweeten your tea and you can drink instant coffee and be a pleb drinking both
>>7598879
>nolosdos.jpg
coffee in early morning, transitioning to tea in late morning and afternoon, back to coffee for an after-dinner drink.
factually speaking, tea tastes better with nothing in it and is therefore the better drink
>>7598928
>"I said its factual so that must mean its a fact"
>>7598879
Coffee has been turned into pure faggotry thanks to Starbucks and those who imitate them.
>>7598879
It's easier to prepare GOAT tea at home than coffee, and almost no cafes make good tea.
So I'd say tea at home and coffee if I'm out.
>>7598879
They're both patrician drinks, but entirely different breeds of patrician. Tea is for poets, lutists, and other assorted breeds of soft womanlike creature. Coffee is for statesmen, military commanders, and anybody who stabbed Caesar.
>>7598949
Spotted the faggot.
>leaf water that goes straight through you
>bean water filled with literal drugs
>>7598939
Nobody I know even considers Starbucks coffee though. They all agree that it's pretty much just milkshakes with some coffee in them. Same goes for places like Dutch Bros.
>>7598927
I'm the opposite. I drink tea in the morning and coffee if I'm up studying or whatever. Obviously espresso after a good dinner.
Coffee in the morning starts you off with shitty coffee breath.
>>7598879
TEA
>no aftertaste
>tastes better
>just enough caffeine to give you a slight mental boost
Coffee is shit tier
>makes you jittery
>aftertaste
>stinky breath
>nasty shits
>stains cups
>>7598928
>factually speaking, coffee tastes better with nothing in it and is therefore the better drink
>>7598879
Coffee makes my GERD flare up like a bad case of herpes, so I've been drinking cold brew iced tea for the last 2-3 months.
>>7599121
what?
you know, you can just order a regular coffee, right?
and it's pretty good. i mean, there's a low ceiling for coffee, it's as good as coffee should be, really.
and starbucks is actually the cheapest place to get coffee if you want to sit there and play poker on your laptop or something. the refills are free. for everything. forever.
>>7598939
this is the kind of post a real retard would make.
if you think that starbucks has done LITERALLY anything except serve fucking drinks, you're stupid.
Both can be patrician if quality ingredients are used and prepared properly. Both can be plebian if shit ingredients are used and prepared lazily.
coffer
>>7598879
/ck/ which tea are you drinking before your workout session?
>>7598879
>patrician
Good coffee and good tea
>plebeian
Bad coffee and bad tea
cowfee
>>7600864
This
>>7600848
green tea and coffee pills
neither
>>7600901
Gureen Tee
>>7598928
>factually speaking; here's my opinion.
Acquired tastes are always more patrician, so black coffee comes first.
But really they are both GOAT, as long as they're prepared correctly with good leaves / beans.
Frappuccino, ice coffee, espresso. All you need
>>7598879
Tea has a much longer history with human civilization compared to coffee.
>>7598944
>>7598885
>>7598879
I like just a tiny shot glass of pic related on some mornings when I've pulled an all-nighter and still have to work a 12 hour shift the next day.
Other mornings I love earl grey, chamomile, or green tea.
>>7598949
i laughed homie
>>7602318
want
>>7602245
Cool factoid senpai
>>7600832
>he doesn't understand marketing
>>7602318
>chamomile in the morning.
doggone it man chamomile and verbena are for relaxing.
>>7602245
So does homosexuality.
Coincidence, I think not
>>7598879
Tea is always patrician, Coffee is patrician when enjoyed for taste and creative energy.
Coffee is pleb when you're chugging 200mg of caffeine so you can make it to work early every day for Mr. Goldstein
>>7598879
Orange juice
>>7603137
Chamomile is relaxing, yes, but it doesn't make me tired. It's just a nice way to not start the day stressed out.
>>7603385
homosexuality as we understand it has only existed since about the Victorian era.
Older cultures weren't so steadfastly black and white about where their penises went.
>>7602318
is it actually that strong?
>>7600088
checked.
>>7598927
>drinking coffee past 4pm
whew lad. you must never sleep.
>>7598879
Both are tasty and drank by people who prefer either or both
>>7598928
I think tea always tastes like water with shit soaked in it, while coffee has a much stronger taste
>>7603602
It's not super strong, iirc you get caffeine out of 1 cup of that that you'd regularly get out of 1.5-2 cups.
But it's good if you only have time for one cup and need to wake up.
>>7603579
I think you'll find our notions regarding homosexuality have very deep roots. Why don't lesbians receive much of the hatred? Why does so much homophobia revolve around effeminacy? Why do tea-drinkers like cocks in the bumhole? Why have I heard a surprisingly large number of people say something like "if I was gay, I'd want to be the top"?
