ITT: post images, experiences, and stories of food that are in some way strange, frightening, or shocking.
>>7595608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSkT77010fE
>>7595643
>icicestpepsi.gif
Hehehe.
Those eyes.
>video
This is definitely peculiar.
Thank you for both.
>>7595650
You're welcome!
>>7595608
It's me again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsHaE6F-nr8
>>7595608
This one triggers me.
>>7595608
Another borderline psycho:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNgA06xE_Ng
>>7595608
If you understand french:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGREFl6Zhpk
>>7595803
What a tragic life
>>7595799
>This one triggers me.
I can see why.
>>7595810
thanks man.
That reminded me of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3_KtEC1rkk
>>7595803
Fucking hell. Only one thing for each meal. She probably never even pauses to wonder why she looks so fragile.
>>7595803
why would someone do this
>>7595967
She actually power lifts a lot
https://youtu.be/_1GemEGBzoE
https://youtu.be/gPgpYux8HJQ
Figure this is the best thread to ask. Anyone have a video or webm of the ladies trying to open a coconut with a cutting knife? It's one of the most frightening things I've seen.
>>7596727
I got you covered family
>>7596760
Thank you very very much senpai.
Live in the frigid north, don't really buy coconuts. How do you open them? Handsaw? Whack them with a mallet?
>>7596768
>Whack them with a mallet?
Yes.
>>7596760
Forgive me for asking my question in advance; I'm an /out/ crossover who knows no better. Why were those women trying to baton a coconut ( and they didn't even do it right! ) and don't sophisticated cooking-people with nice kitchens like in the webm have tools specifically for cracking open coconuts and other nuts?
>Inb4 "Coconuts are not nuts sempai!"
>>7596797
Looks like a reality TV episode to me.
But that's fucking terrifying, when I saw how they had that knife positioned I went NOPE and closed the webm because that's a perfect way to cut off fingers or have the knife slip and stab you in the chest because you have it pointing towards you like a retard.
>>7596797
>>7596768
You can just use a screwdriver to create holes in the three holes on top to get the jews out.
Then over a large non breakable bowl hit the coco with an hammer around the hemisphere until it breaks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lf2LQI4beY
>>7596912
Or just do it the way the islanders have for hundreds of years. Pic related.
Native way is best way.
>>7596933
Fuck, men, put back your Mom's dildo in the closet.
>>7596760
jesus fuck this webm really fucked me up. it was like a bolt of lightning shot down my spine and repeatedly kicked me in the nuts. i really forgot exactly what this shit did to me the first time i saw it here. i mean i think there is a realistic chance that i might actually die if i watch that one more time. fuck me running.
>>7595803
I remember first seeing this one a couple of years ago. As someone who was once vegan it caused a lot of reflection, I remember the cultishness of my circle of friends and the constant attempts to be "purer."
Fucking scary.
>>7596760
>>7596768
They did it exactly right at the end actually.
Apart from the huge knife in the bowl for no fucking reason. goddamn
>>7595803
just imagine the farts
>>7596760
Dude that's kind of mean that the hosts just watch the two fumble like retards
Also why the fuck don't you google how to open a coconut?
>>7595608
https://youtu.be/usj_duOodYo?list=PLllJZRLwiAdoPBE39o_SGU-79e1aTqBCA
>>7598783
wew!
I used to enjoy watching or talking to slightly disturbed people. Not retarded, just oblivious of what people might think watching them. Sweet madness. But I got contaminated. It ruined my perception of normality.
This one always creeps me out. Dunno why.
>>7597828
just imagine her shit
she must poop as much as a cow, with hte same consistency too.
She probably stops to flush 4 times for each go
>>7596768
you try to open them for a while and evetually give up ant try to eat the other person.
At the end the coconut cracks open from either a small hit or being bashed against someones head
>>7596615
Uhh, yeah, nah, she's weak as fuck
>>7598851
hey dont judge before trying it.
I watched him eat a watermelon with a spoon and he gave good tips like adding a bit of peanut butter and marshmellows
>>7598851
>>7599740
If Christians acted like Muslims, 43 million people who have been murdered over this picture.
>>7599743
ok
>>7599743
Maybe they should, what with the surplus population causing burdensome tax increases.
>>7599758
>surplus population
>>7599758
>surplus population
Maybe you should travel to countries with actual population issues.
>>7599743
good lord can we please go a single thread without /pol/shit infecting it
>>7599831
Have my un-ironical upvote.
>>7599831
it's the new wave
Have any of you tried eating something good on acid? That's the strangest food experience for me.
>>7599953
Never did LSD before, but I did mushrooms a lot one year.
I can't say I remember eating while high on them. The only memory is when I brought some peanut butter chocolate to help with eating the mushrooms. While tripping I had a leftover piece and it was amazing.
Eating a full meal with all the different textures and flavors would be wild.
>>7599728
This upsets me.
>>7599953
It took me all of 5 minutes to eat a piece of croissant the size of a quarter.
>>7595810
>Les Les Les
Why are the French such Redditfags?
>>7596760
i haven't seen this in years
i'm literally choking on my tears right now
it's like if a bunch of chimpanzees at the zoo got a hold of a knife and roller to try and open a coconut. OH WAIT NO IT'S NOT BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING SMARTER THAN THESE WOMEN
>>7599909
eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww
>>7596768
>use screwdriver or similar to puncture two 'eyes', pour out water
>use back of cleaver and whack around equator, should break fairly cleanly in half
>>7599909
So that's what they meant when they said to eat it
