I just ate 500 grams of raw squid. Didn't realize until I happened to read the directions saying "this product must always be cooked first."
How fucked am I?
Haaaa haa haaahaaa haaa!
Epic thread!@
Can't believe you did that OMMMGGG!!@@@!!!
OH shit.!
U R DUMB!
Lolo ""this product must always be cooked first."
You didnt read the direcvtions OMG!!! EPIC
>>7590554
yeah.. I wish I was trolling.
I have a job interview tomorrow morning too, I can't afford to be sick.
How fresh was it? It might be okay... maybe. I'd see a doctor ASAP if I were you.
Why the fuck were you won't raw squid?
Simple. How long ago did you eat it? 4 hours ago? Chances are, if you aren't feeling a thing, than you're most likely safe from food poisoning.
Did you eat them an hour ago? Then you might be in some shit. Or you may just be safe and ate some none-contaminated squid. Either way, get a hold of some diphenhydramine and get sleep soon.
>>7590566
I'm gonna go to the pharmacy next door and see if they can help.
Lol you're fucked mate
How on earth could you not tell it was raw?!
what kind of squid comes in packaging with instructions?
Just left the pharmacy.. she offered me a hydrating mix to replace fluids when I start vomiting. Fuck.
Thanks anyway. This interview's gonna be fun.
>>7590588
Anon, don't tell me you ate a bunch of raw seafood before a job interview.
>>7590596
Yep. Precisely 16.5 hours from now.
Post yfw the squid kicks in
>tfw it was sashimi grade and op is fine
>>7590605
>>7590597
stick your finger down your throat
alternatively, drink half a handle of vodka, that'll kill any live shit, but will leave the bacteria poop
Honestly, I would have immediately forced myself to puke. Anyway, I think you'll be fine. When I used to get food-poisoning, it would be almost immediate.
>>7590597
Holy shit..
Yall are seriously going to think I'm trolling, but I JUST got a call from the guy going to interview me. Something came up and he just rescheduled it to Friday.
This is turning into one wild ride.
>>7590615
I had food poisoning from raw oysters surface a day later.
>>7590620
Yayyy!
Post meds as proof and keep us updated.
>>7590625
This
>>7590620
i bought a fuic from woolies the other day but it tastes sorta watered down if u meet me in town in like 30 minutes or less u can have it its mostly full
>>7590620
Tell your dad I said hi anon
Ive got 30 schmeckles on Anon expelling squid liquid from both endswithin the hour
>>7590639
I'm emotionally invested, I've never had food poisoning but I am emetophobic, so I'm really interested to see what happens (and rooting that you turn out okay).
>>7590687
Feeling OK so far.
Starting to worry that the interview was postponed for some reason other than coincidence now :(
Just start hitting that mf gag reflex 100 100
>>7590749
Whatttt noooo
>>7590733
It may be divine intervention.
3 hours, you're fine. Probably the healthiest meal this week. I think squid is pretty forgiving in such regards, thus why 95% of shitty cafes have it as an entree.
Parasites might be an issue in the coming months tho
>>7590620
>Yall
Yeah, I hope the squid kills you. You're either a backwoods hick or a nigger.
>>7590550
>stick finger in mouth
>go further
>throw up in toilet
Don't be a fat puss, just get it over with or you might live to regret it.
>>7590620
Why didn't you censor daddy?
>>7590840
Food poisoning invariably takes no fewer than three weeks to set in. Idiots are just unaware of this and attribute it to their most recent meal.
>>7592755
why bother? doing it on mobile, the black line has partial transparency per swipe so I had to do it a dozen times on each, not worth wasting my time.
also had explosive diarrhea this morning but aside from that im fine, so I guess we can /thread now
>>7590597
you clearly have a subconcious tendency to self-defeating behavior
>>7590556
how the hell did you eat raw squid>?
You just opened the pack, thawed it and ate it?
>>7592800
it wasn't frozen, just chilled in a nice little packet with some sauce. I've eaten things in the same kind of packaging & same company and they're always pre-cooked. Tasted good if a bit squishy.
>>7592896
if it didn't taste bad, and the sauce was salty, it's super unlikely you'll get sick
don't stress yourself out and placebo yourself into being sick and i bet you'll be just peachy :)
>>7590620
>all those ignored calls from Dad
Why don't you love him, OP?
>>7592940
yeah im good, feeling fine and it's been like 18 hours now so not worried.
Off to cook myself up a nice burger now
>>7593011
I also make a habit of eating days-old roast chicken left in the open, I love the texture of it. Never made me sick so I'm guessing eating that kinda food has given me a good immune resistance to food poisoning bugs now too.
>>7590550
how fucked do you feel?
you only YOLO once
rip in peace OP
>>7593035
0.000%, all good here senpai
>>7590840
Ocean parasites can't exact parasite everything.
OP is warmblooded.
Squids are coldblooded.
Why would a parasite that mainly targets coldblooded creatures like squid be able to do the same thing to a warmblooded human?
I wish people used their brains more.
>>7591143
not understanding y'all is a contraction of you all.
do you not use contractions at all? Do you never utter "don't, won't, can't, etc.."
>>7593109
>t. biologist
Don't act like you know what you're talking about when you don't, especially when it took me half of a second to google it and find that you are completely wrong
http://www.cdc.gov/parasites/anisakiasis/faqs.html
>>7590550
Squid often has parasites in the skin which must be removed by cooking or freezing.
If your package was previously frozen, meh.
If not, lolololo
>>7590550
>not exclusively eating raw squid
>>7593018
>Never made me sick so I'm guessing eating that kinda food has given me a good immune resistance to food poisoning bugs now too.
That's not AT ALL how the body or anything else works you fucking retarded nigger FAGGOT
FUCK YOU CUNT
>>7593339
The point is I don't use hick or nigger contractions because I'm not a hick or nigger.
Your main worry with raw squid is worms. The risk is lower than it is with raw fish, but it's still a concern. There are some types of bacteria that can grow on squid that can cause food poisoning. Usually you'll know within about 24 hours whether you've got food poisoning from seafood.
>>7593380
Sure it is. You get exposed to pathogens, you develop a resistance and they don't affect you as badly the next time.
>>7593397
I use y'all but I'm neither a hick nor a nigger. What does this make me?
>>7590550
99.9% chance nothing at all will happen. People eat raw squid some countries.
Worst case is you will get a parasite and have to take some pills. But it will take longer than a day for you to know.
>>7590550
You might have just eaten raw pig anuses. You won't know if you're fucked until later. Good luck. You're probably fine though.
>>7590550
I fried some chicken livers last month.
>Bite in.
>Realize piece is undercooked.
I was hoping that I wouldn't get sick. But I ended up getting so fucking ill I nearly wound up in the hospital.
So yeah, you're fucked. :D
>>7590620
Go buy a lotto
>>7593547
It's a little too late to be thanking the fates.
The job interview is one thing now he just needs to avoid blasting off to Neptune on a geyser of his own pressurized, liquefied shit.
OP here. Sticking to something a bit safer tonight!
>>7590608
You have this pepe except when he's looking at you?
Anyway these threads of people overeacting to questionable eating practices are stupid. It would be funny except a good chunk of the posters ITT are being completely sincere
>>7594067
I'm OP, I was completely sincere. Appreciate the "help" for what it ended up being worth
>>7594079
Food safety is preventative. You could eat pounds of raw chicken and it would still be unlikely that you get salmonella. The point is that if you often eat chicken your chances of getting sick from improperly prepared food increases as time goes on. These threads where people say "FUCK you ate food that was kind of raw HOPSITAL NOW" are fucking full of retards.
>>7594084
>"FUCK you ate food that was kind of raw HOPSITAL NOW"
I love those threads. Pic related, I was the anon that posted that analysis of the radiation poisoning. Faggot actually bought it too.
Off to bed again anons.
Interview 11am tomorrow morning.
Wish me luck!
>>7592942
They're ignored texts, anon
His dad knows better than to bother calling at this point
VOCAL CORD PARASITES
>>7593486
expose yourself to aids, maybe you develop a resistance!
>>7590550
Enjoy your parasites burrowing into your heart/brain in a few months/years. Save what you have left for examination. If you don't have anymore and the product has a code on it, go back to where you bought is ASAP. Buy another one with a matching code. It's going to need to be examined. Keep the original packaging if you still have it, too. Dig it out of the garbage if need be.
We won't miss you, faggot. Die you worm infested mongolid
>>7594312
10/10
>>7590550
Completely fucked. You'll probably turn into a squid within the week. Get in your car and drive to the sea before you become unable to breathe air.
>>7593397
good one
This thread shows how completely brainwashed your generation is with food poisoning and this other germ that I can't even remember the name of. The one that grows if you put garlic in oil in a bottle or something. It's supposed to develop everywhere now and kill you in 5 minutes or less. Ridiculous.
You're gonna be just fine, you might get a slightly upset stomach if that.
>>7594084
food safety is also intended for restaurant and places that serves to hundreds because one contamination will affect many people. For normal people the statistics don't mean shit, they are too low.
>>7594651
squids live so shortly they are way more cleaner than fish. Also not being literal fishes means the parasites are totally different.
