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smart water best water
fiji is ok
dasani aquafina and poland spring are all ass
Go to bed
its water you stupid cuck a 20oz bottle that costs 89 cents is exactly the same as one that costs like $3
god tier: anything that doesn't have fluoride or any other additives in it
shit tier: anything that does
my wife really enjoys this brand, i dont know why myself.
kys tier: buying bottled water
>>7590658
how about your wife's son?
It's fucking water.
What's the damn difference?
Arrowhead > all
>no perrier
>>7590544
Beyond God Tier coming through.
tap water>all
>not drinking the water of the gods
>>7590544
Fuck you pure life is my fucking favorite water
smart water should be god-tier for the bottle design alone
i just buy one every week and keep refilling with tap until it gets too crumbled up to use comfortably
>>7590544
>drinking out of plastic bottles
Enjoy your cancer
>>7591952
before someone calls me a pretentious fuck, i meant the convenient flip cap, not the "smart water" logo
>>7591953
enjoy never living, fear monger victim
>>7590544
They call it smart water because once you buy it you are smart enough to never buy that disgusting shit ever again.
Fiji is the best
>>7591977
>paying even more for water is smarter
ok
>>7591036
Looks like the brita shills are back
>>7590544
>drinking water from plastic bottles
Enjoy your man titties.
>>7590544
Fiji water is shit. All that fluoride.
>>7590806
Some obviously just filter it, dump chemicals into it then bottle it without regard to taste.
Some actually care and try not to make it shit.
>Tfw Memphis's tap water is better than certain bottled waters
Over the summer I worked with a guy who refused to drink any water-brand besides Dasani. He'd claim all the others would give him heart-burn.
>>7590544
who /zephyr/ here? who /FL/ here?
>>7590544
Nestlé owns Poland springs
>>7590806
I don't know if it's actually cleaner but I bought a filter and the water really does taste less metallic than bottled water.
>>7590544
>not liking Dasani and the slight metallic taste
Plebian please.
>>7592439
I have a fat friend that says all water gives her heart burn. I had never heard anyone say that before and I still don't believe it.
Berkey water filter master race, all other water is for plebs.
>Tfw drinking pure filtered Lake Michigan tap water
>Tfw state legislators refused to allow the sale of Lake Michigan water to California during the summer drought
>Tfw the two counties of Illinois bordering the lake made the decision for all of the lake Michigan states
Might as well rename it Lake Chicago to be honest
>>7590544
Fiji and Evian are the only a e s t h e t i c choices
>Paying for brand name only
its like you're retarded or something.
>>7591946
all that fluoride turn you retarded?