Dinner at The Mule in the Plaza district in Oklahoma City
well...
>girl with super short hair
0/10 literal shit on a plate. Would not even give to my dog.
Tried to come here on a Saturday a while ago but left due to a 45 minute wait
This time was a success
Simple, comfy decor
It was a gorgeous evening so we chose to sit on the patio
Menu 1
>>7590213
Isn't this just a bar
why would you go buy food at a bar
>>7590218
>shitty looking bitch with purple hair sitting crosslegged in a chair with no shoes on
>purchasing food from an establishment which allows such assfuckery
srsly tho
>>7590232
In first world countries almost all restaurants have a bar, even in flyover land.
>>7590254
Sure, but this looks like it mains a bar instead of being a restaurant with a bar.
Menu 2
Menu 3
>>7590259
It's obviously a casual restaurant, and America has a huge beer culture. It could also be a brewpub.
>>7590277
So you're getting the Macaroni Pony right?
4
>>7590277
F.Y.D.H. please.
Menu 5
This place is two blocks from my new house
>>7590271
From a timing perspective, is it a good idea to have a starter that takes so long you have to put an advisory on the menu about it? Sounds good though.
>>7590299
Shitty tap list.
Starting with the Watonga cheese curds
Served with house made ranch and tomato soup for dipping
>>7590316
>house made ranch
That just means they followed the directions on the back of the seasoning packet and whisked it together with mayo and buttermilk.
>>7590316
Show us what's in the briefcase.
The Cortez with a salad for me, Turkey with bacon and tomato soup for my bro. Onion rings to share.
Cheese porn
>>7590339
>Not feeding them to your bro
>Preferably mouth to mouth
what a shitty friend you are
>>7590299
Holy shit beer is cheap in flyover land.
The other sandwich
>>7590393
lol yeah
>>7590403
>That uneven distribution of lettuce
>>7590403
>meat and cheese on one side
>giant ball of lettuce on the other
Hopefully it's just a new guy, OP, and things will be better next time.
>>7590407
>>7590408
This pissed me off too
Still tasted great
>>7590191
>sup 4chin I always wanted 2 be a food critic when i grew up but my blog hasn't picked up any traction =^)
>>7590408
NEVER ACCEPTABLE
send it back, presentation matters
>>7590442
>send it back
Unless you're a total dick and request a completely different dish, all they're going to do is manhandle it with their grubby hands to make it look nicer, which you could easily just do yourself without having to wait 10 more minutes to eat.
>>7590440
But everyone is already a food critic anon. One shitty Yelp! review at a time.
So this is Oklahoma City tehn I assume there is a stripper in this place and some retard cowboy can drool all over her tits and then she can rub them on your face. Because that was my experience when some guys took me to lunch in Oklahoma City. That and they couldn't sell cork screws in the liquor store.
>>7590271
>poutine
>in america
kek
i bet they pronounced it "poo teen," too lol
