Coffee is shit. If you don't make it tolerable with cream & sugar, it's bitter shit. If you let it get cold, it's bitter shit. There is literally no reason to drink coffee. There's a handful of reasons not to, though. You're literally steeping seeds into water for a cocktail of heavy metals and pesticides, and it's making you demented.
Now tea, tea's the shit. Tea's where it's at. Tea's gone cold, you're wondering why? Doesn't matter. it's just as delicious as a hot brewed cup, perhaps even moreso. Tea's got all sortsa anti-occident goodies in it. Coffee will just stain your mouth. The dental industry is probably ecstatic that there're so many same-ass hivemind idiot coffee drinkers openly willing to destroy their dental situation with dirtwater. More business for those mouth-poking dolts. Makes me sick. Coffee.. 'the fuck out my face with that crap.
b8
>>7587829
>le Reddit b8 meme
I never used to like coffee, until I tried pic related. Absolutely glorious, this thread is pure blasphemy.
Sorry that you've never had good coffee
>>7587823
>>baww i hate bitter
you have to be 18 or older to use 4chan.
>>7587849
Bitterness is one way your tongue detects poison. But I guess we're not adults if we don't want to drink poison.
>>7587842
>muh obsolete press makes it taste better
OP is right though flavored creams are pretty great
>>7587849
"bitter" is the fedora of tastes
>>7587860
>Complaining about bitterness
Do you even put sugar in it? use raw sugar and not cheap shit either. As for poison tell that to my family that drinks an insane amount of it everyday and the oldies are going into their 80s now. You're just drinking cheap shit that's the problem
>anti-occident goodies
There's a joke about the tea in China somewhere in there
Bitter = over-extraction
>>7587868
no you dumb christfag cuck, tendies are the fedora of tastes. can you fags even keep your own meme and insults straight or do we really have to do it for you?
>>7587903
>tendies
>something everyone loves
>you would literally have to lie to say you dont enjoy them or have been raped by a man in a chicken suit and have horrific PTSD
>is hipster fedora food
the fuck are you talking about faggot
I refer to coffee as nigger sweat.
I don't drink that nasty stuff either. Fuck nigger sweat
>>7587911
>>yes, yes you do have to explain to me how my own insults and memes work again.
Well christfag retard, it's the common meme that atheists are all manchildren who carry katanas, tip fedoras, and hate every kind of food that isn't something a child would like, IE chicken tenders. It may be delicious but when it's all you ever eat it's the culinary equivalent of mountain dew and Doritos. This is an insult often used against atheists interchangeably with fedora tipers:
Example: Go ask your mom for more tendies you degenerate.
>>7587917
>why would someone do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?
>>7587962
>liking something
>that means its all you eat
>i saw a picture once on the internet and thats how i view life
>my life sucks so i angrily shitpost
>>7587983
>>durr i live under a rock.
man you sure you don't want a lick of my salt sphere christcuck?
You sound perturbed.
>>7587991
>>7587999
wow. I knew you where salty but now you're implying you're so salty that you don't even enjoy giant soap bubbles? I think you need to get out more.
>>7588008
>satly
'the fuck outta here with that Tumblr babble
>>7587833
Are you serious? The OP is obviously trying to get an emotional response from coffee lovers.
If you are the OP, kill yourself, you fat neck beard gross waste of oxygen.
>>7589233
>>salty
>>language older than me comes from the navy
>>tumblr language
4chan is for adults kidanon.
I prefer pure caffeine crystals mixed with sugar water.
>lol i posted it again
>I drink black coffee
>>7590056
really? you some kind of fedora-wearing cuck? lmfao
I'm thinking of quitting coffee. The only reason people drink coffee is because of a caffeine dependency. And it also makes your teeth yellow.
>>7587860
I love both tea and coffee, but if you complain about the bitterness of coffee, you'll need to complain about the bitterness of black and green tea, too. (or what kind of tea are you even talking about?)
Ever tried drinking cold black tea?
Also tea is full of pesticides nowadays too and also colors your teeth yellow.
Tea does have a lot of more variety though.
I hate coffee but it's better than energy drinks if you want to keep your ass awake. I usually make coffee with milk and honey to make it more enjoyable.
I guess you can say I like my coffee mostly white.
>buy light roast coffee beans
>smells like toasted chocolate
>grind them
>brew them in a French press or moka
>...
>enjoy smooth cup of black coffee
Only had coffee once here, I didn't like the taste and I hate drinking sugar so I'm not going to load it up with bullshit to make it tolerable. I've seen way too many people who are just dependent on their morning coffee, it's a fucking drug. I like tea a lot but I make sure I don't often have green/black in the morning, since I don't want to end up dependent at all.
But I love how much variety there is to tea. With coffee, it's just the coffee bean plus whatever you add to it. But you can steep pretty much any non-toxic plant and get tea, the possibilities are near limitless. And it all tastes good.
coffee and tea both suck so FUCK YOU ALL
fuck hot chocolatefags too
soup is the only liquid that needs to be hot besides water
>>7587823
Say "literally" again. Say it one more goddamn time faggot, I dare you
>>7587823
>My hot leaf water is better than your hot bean water
who /icedmocha/ here
>>7587823
>>7591154
That's silly. It takes only a week of abstaining from coffee to return to a normal level of adenosine receptors.
>>7591650
> literal Austrian
OP is just baiting becuse they can't jerk it any more coffee is great.
you sound like someone who consumes things based on how much pleasure they can give you exclusively
good coffee is intended to be explored and appreciated, it's not supposed to flood you with dopamine like fucking kool-aid.
>>7591154
>depending on coffee for caffeine
that's like an alcoholic relying on one beer a night
doesn't do the job
