MEAT PIE
I'd much prefer it if it had no meat or animal produce
>>7582865
I can't fucken believe they don't fucken have them here in this shit hole country
What I wouldn't do for a nice, hot steak n pepper pie right now
>>7582874
>animal produce
>inb4 some clueless seppo cunt complains about putting 'ketchup' on a shitty four and twenty servo pie
Fucking ausposters are here already? Are they having some sort of holiday today?
I guess I can watch a movie for the rest of the night, but I'm not happy about this.
>>7583098
>seppo
Our slang is trash.
>>7583109
go have a sob in your 'chitown cheesebucket vs manhattan tentflap' thread
>>7582865
AMERICAN PIE
>8=======D
>>7583111
Fuck off yank.
>>7582874
>Meat pie without meat
>Pie pastry without butter
>>7582865
I assume OP is an Aussie.
Us Brits might eat them with Ketchup but the Aussies more so.
Question:
Do Aussies eat steak and kidney pies or is it more of a British thing? . . .. nobody else seems to eat them.
>>7583913
From what I can gather about Bruce, when they say "meat pie" it is a beef mince and gravy pie with a layer of cheese below the pie lid.
>>7583931
Beef mince and onion is popular here also but we don't have a cheese layer.
I suppose chicken and mushroom are universal though?
>tfw see this at lunchtime in the middle of winter.
comfy af
>>7584043
Looks like some nice pies (why no silver foil though?) sausage rolls and dead-looking pasties.
Are there no decent Pasties in Oz?
>>7584061
>Are there no decent Pasties in Oz?
I've never had a good one. They're not "bad". Just not worth paying for.
>>7584061
if the short crust is properly made, foil is redundant. And yeah, pasties are 2nd tier to pies and everything else. This place: http://www.orangespotbakery.com.au/ near me is """famous""" for their award-winning pasties and I still think they're average at best.
>>7584061
>Are there no decent Pasties in Oz?
Pasties are usually pretty shite, had a few good ones though: bakery in my hometown does them well enough that they beat the pies hands down, proper traditional pasty.
bump m8s
tourtiere>>steak&kidney>>>>>mincemeat>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>abboshit
>>7584043
>mfw the bakery at uni charges $5 for a medium sized pie
I JUST WANT A HOT PIE FOR LUNCH, IM SICK OF CHEAP ASIAN SHIT. REEEEEEEEEEE
Ever since I read Terry Pratchett's The Last Continent as a kid, I have wanted to eat a meat pie floater.
>>7586416
>tourtiere
Off yourself, you faux-frog spastic.
>>7587205
I'm sure that is just mashed potatoesin a pile in the center of a bowl, with a pie on top and soup poured around it.
SNAG > PIE
>>7587253
it's amazing that professional food photographers, spending $1,000s on props and lighting to photograph the most perfectly created version of something can't even make it look remotely appetizing. This Canada pie looks like dry shit in an unappealing casing.
meanwhile some talentless cunt with an iphone and photoshop can make a actually good pie look good.
>>7587263
just thick pea soup with a pie on top and too much tomato sauce. Been thrust upon me since birth, would prefer the soup and pie separately tßh
>>7587263
Hmmm. The version which appears in the book doesnt involve mash, specifies pea soup, as well as ketchup.
Not a lot of shortcrust pies to be had hereabouts, and my oven's busted.
>>7587270
It's rather finning that fake Frenchies are as bad at pies as the real Frenchies.
Mods are asleep, post rouge pies from your freezer
Here in NY aussie food is a mini-meme, the shitposters opened some new restaurants in brooklyn as well as the city itself, and there is a food truck where I had a meat pie.
It wasn't good, I don't know why I should have been surprised at this.
>>7587263
>>7587270
>>7587275
>>7587290
Yes but as a New Yorker you would probably prefer a snag up your arse.
>>7584043
How about this at 2am?
>>7587296
I don't even know what those words are, so I can't be insulted
>>7587290
>try to buy flour in America, can only find powdered dehydronated HFCS
>try to buy shortening in America, can only find Pam spray
>try to buy steak in America, can only find hamburger helper
>try to buy spices in America, can only find salt, chipotle and ghost peppers
>GUIZE YOUR FOOD IS SHIT!!!!
lrn 2 food security you Monsanto GMO-cum guzzling faggot
>>7587283
this one's got a proper up-skirt vibe
>>7587295
I would eat this but I don't really see the point, it's like it was invented just for the sake of it.
>>7587310
>tfw live in Mile End
place is amazing, but I've over done it at times and it loses it magic
>>7587311
Yes, English always was a difficuly concept for seppos.
>>7587313
That doesn't even make any fucking sense.
>>7587312
I pulled it's skirt up just for the picture, it was looking quite sad
>>7587314
I'm in Goodwood and never been. I probably should.
>>7587327
yeah, do it. Don't hype it up too much in your head though.
>>7587319
>That doesn't even make any fucking sense.
What part of it do you fail to understand?
It's something that was 'invented' just to put their creator on a map. Maybe I should throw a scotch egg into a bowl of tomato soup and 'invent' an egg floaty?
You heard it here first folks . .. Egg floaty invented in Somerset, England.
>>7587332
i'd eat it desu
>>7587332
Nobody cares, you inbred sister fucker. Everything around you was invented for the sake of being invented. Jesus didn't descend from the heavens and tell your mum to conceive a spastic, you just happened.
>>7587335
Thanks for that . . .How's the family by the way?
Sorry about the blurred picture, I dusted the lot with a little black pepper and it was very nice - thanks for asking.
>>7587528
>Eating a cold pre-made scotch egg
>Not even putting it in the oven
Your taste is as simplistic as you.
>>7587528
nice work, I reckon this will make the list of unknown /ck/ memes
>>7587565
Was waiting for this to be posted.
>tfw hitting up the servo at 3.30 am for a day old sausage roll
>>7587570
No better feeling, remember though if it's not a Mrs Macs take it back
>>7587569
I might be getting a job at the IGA I buy these from.
Those frozen sausage rolls are fucking disgusting, you should be ashamed to eat them.
Absolutely nothing like a fresh sausage roll from the bakery. Even servo sausage roles are 10x better than what you buy in the freezer section at any supermarket.
Very disappointed
>fresh
lol
>>7587609
>he doesn't go to the bakery at 5am for a fresh sausage roll
>>7587314
Thebarton here
>>7587632
is your landlord a tightarse Greek? Mine is.
>>7583087
Cook, apparently
>>7586851
yeah, caf at my uni overcharged on pies early this year or late last when they went on their price hike
now because they are a bit of a shitshow and prices fluctuate as much as the quality does every few months I had tempura mushrooms with asian slaw from the caf for 6 while a pie is 4/50 for a plain square meat or 5 for a prem one
>>7587635
>mom
Fuck off yank.
>>7583087
Where do you live that you can't find something as simple as a pie?
You know why meat pies aren't popular on this side of the Atlantic and Pacific? Because they're shit. British and Aussie food is among the worlds worst. Why do you think the new pseudo national dish of Britain is tikki masala? Because whatever was eaten before Indians moved in was complete garbage. Sydney and Melbourne are filled with Asian cuisine too along with Arab food...
I feel as though meatloaf glaze ketchup would be a better topping than regular ketchup.
>>7587314
clarence park mate, but me and my friends have a ritual where we drive there at 1am, eat there then drive to the torrens and chill on the riverbed and kick a footy at adelaide uni
>>7590108
nice area, always strange the amount of Adelaide folk on /ck/.
>>7582865
we call them empanadas here.
Americans need to be range banned to prevent shitposters like:
@7589765
>>7590452
Every
Single
Time
I see South Americans are as autistic about their empanda, which they got from Britain, as you are about una vela on /int/. PS we are talking about pies, not pasties.
Let's have a quick run down about how this ends:
>Thread about pies
>Thread goes well
>South American starts talking about empanda bears
>They get told that it is just what British miners made when they went there like how the Jamaican patty and the Mexican Paste came about
>South Americans autistically start shitposting and make counter claims
>The history and first recorded dates of their existence get brought up
>South Americans start shitposting even more but go away as they are defeated
And when I say South American, it is mostly argentinians. who as we all know are retards about claiming British things as their own.
I'm going to start copy and pasting this at the start of every baked goods thread because I'm so sick of you.
>australian ""cuisine""
>Seppo shitposting
>>7591029
>range ban the country where the server is located.
I don't have a laughing reaction image big enough for this, and I have a fucking autisticly huge reaction folder.
>>7591042
>having autism
>>7591111
>Not even trying to use the don't judge all Americans by some shitposters line of reasoning, just go straight to antagonism
That is exactly why you all need to be banned, you are all the same.
>>7591111
It can be done very easily.
>>7591042
Empanadas were brought by the Spanish...
>>7591126
I know, I just wish we could ban all South Americans.
I think my post may have nipped their autism in the bud and saved the thread however.
I will return in a few hours and if the thread hasn't been spammed with UNA VELLA UNA VELLA UNA VELLA UNA VELLA UNA VELLA UNA VELLA
then my work was worth it.
>>7591131
And so it begins.
>>7591127
>American posters
Huge range of opinions, likes and dislikes. No end of debate and infighting over hundreds of topics.
>non American poster
"americansamericansamericansamericansamericanamericansamericans"
>>7591127
>you should have said don't judge us all
>you're all the same
>>7591616
>American posters
Huge range of butthurt and claims of anyone with a different opinion is a eurocuck or a flyover
>non American posters
Huge range of opinions, likes and dislikes. No end of reasonable discussion. Often Americans pretend to be them to fool their retarded countrymen. Reinforcing the stereotype that Americans are 75% morons.
>>7591639
>non American posters
no range of opinions other than "hurrr amricans", likes non-american things and dislikes american things. No end of shitpost baiting. Often american hipsters that no one likes pretend to be them to bait. Reinforcing the stereotype that non americans have a huge inferiority-complex driven obsession with the country which the website their posting on is based.
That's why you're here in the first place right, just to shitpost. If you truly did want a place free of americans where you can circlejerk about whatever you want then you wouldn't be here. But you won't leave, you can't bear to break contact with us because your whole world revolves around trying to measure up to us in the hopes of that occasional 'gotcha' moment that you can act smug about until you go to bed and then feel that feel of wishing you were here.
>>7591725
>created for anime discussion
>based off a jap website
>4chan is for americans only
Why are you here if you have no idea what you are talking about?
>>7591751
and here it is, the ceremonial moving of the goalposts, but I'll bite.
>created for anime discussion
so we should both be banned for not talking about anime? completely irrelevant to the argument.
>based off jap website
again, what's your point? (a) was based off (b) so... seriously what's your point?
>4chan is for americans only
Not at all. it's cool that anyone in the world can come here and talk about anything they want. All I'm saying is that at the end of the day most people here are american, if you truly hate us that much then why are you here, subjecting yourself to such mental torture via interacting with us?
>>7591783
Both of your first points are answered by your own comment from >>7591725
> the country which the website their (sic) posting on is based
Which is completely false as 4chan is based off a Jap site about Jap things.
If you are instead implying that because the servers are in America then the website is American then I hate to have to tell you that the servers were probably not built in America.
Your last point was just the sort of butthurt expected of the americans who can't have a laugh. You are seriously trying your best to defend murica in a thread about meat pies, you need to reflect on that you mad bastard.
Also, yes I have used lots of bait. It is a thread about pies after all.
>>7591844
>Both of your first points are answered by your own comment
my only point in that post was that your sole purpose for being here is to shitpost americans, please show me where that statement was ever disproved
>Which is completely false as 4chan is based off a Jap site about Jap things
see>>7591783
This is twice now your main bullet point has been "4chan isn't american cause 4chan was based off jap stuff". So around the world all weeb sites are no now japanese? You're a miracle worker anon you've given all weebs what they've always wanted.
>If you are instead implying that because the servers are in America then the website is American then I hate to have to tell you that the servers were probably not built in America.
this is textbook grasping at straws. There's a toyota plant less than an hour drive from here, I guess toyota is an american car now by that logic
the rest of your post is just posturing. I really hate to use this term but also 'gaslighting", "if I say he's mad then people will think he's mad and not me"
don't type your next reply so hastily, at least try to put some thought into it.
>>7584043
>ywn be a meat pie sitting all warm and cozy with all your baked friends
>>7592102
Your first point was exactly my original posts point, that it is actually not non-Americans making the shitposts. You say yourself that it is an overwhelmingly American user base, do you honestly believe that non-Americans are just typing non-stop about America? If ou do, you are deluded my fat friend.
Your second point is again your own ignorance. Saying the site is based on America when it is provably not.
Once again your final point misses my point entirely. I wouldn't call a Toyota built in America an American car the same way I wouldn't call a website with servers in America an American website. Placing country boundaries on an imageboard about anime, fucking ridiculous.
>>7592167
>do you honestly believe that non-Americans are just typing non-stop about America?
Is this literally your first day on /ck/? I'm being completely serious, just the fact that you could say that speaks volumes about how new you are. There's an old adage:"Lurk Moar".
>Saying the site is based on America when it is provably not.
I assume you mean probably, and yes, the 4chan server is in Los Angeles, CA, USA. As is the Admin and his tranny wife afaik.
>placing country boundaries on an imageboard about anime, fucking ridiculous.
I would call it silly too, if I was the shitposting outsider trying to salvage his relevance in a losing argument.
>>7592259
Oh, the dreaded 'new' insult. Are you going to imply I am from reddit next as well?
Your next spectacular show of ignorance just shows how new I am. After all, the current admin is a Jap who lives in the UK. Moot quit a long time ago.
You have really outdone yourself.
>>7591725
Oh just fuck off, Jesus Christ.
fuck off cunts this is a thread about meat pies
>>7592313
And there you have it folks~ The desperate flailing of a dying, foreign shitposter, Not a single arrow left in his quiver, trying with his last breath to salvage his dignity. Observe as in his death throws he resorts to such desperate cries as:
>Oh, the dreaded 'new' insult. Are you going to imply I am from reddit next as well?
Such tenacity in this beast. Even when exposed for being a newfag it tries to twist this weakness into it's favor by using the time-tested "nu-uh" rebuttal.''
But wait, it's not done. It has one last shitposting trick up it's sleeve:
>Your next spectacular show of ignorance just shows how new I am. After all, the current admin is a Jap who lives in the UK. Moot quit a long time ago. You have really outdone yourself.
Absolutely amazing. Not only did it present well known facts as if it were breaking news, but against all odds it presented those facts in a way that completely ignored all arguments previously brought upon it.
Pie and peas is THE bonfire night meal
Pork Pie
Mushy Peas
Mint Sauce
Sorted
>>7583122
Underrated post
>>7592371
And there you have it folks~ The desperate flailing of a dying, foreign shitposter, Not a single arrow left in his quiver, trying with his last breath to salvage his dignity. Observe as in his death throws (sic) he resorts to such desperate cries as:
>Is this literally your first day on /ck/? I'm being completely serious, just the fact that you could say that speaks volumes about how new you are. There's an old adage:"Lurk Moar".
Such tenacity in this beast. Even when exposed for being a newfag it tries to twist this weakness into it's favor by using the time-tested "american servers" rebuttal.
But wait, it's not done. It has one last shitposting trick up it's sleeve:
>I would call it silly too, if I was the shitposting outsider trying to salvage his relevance in a losing argument.
Absolutely amazing. Not only were you proven wrong in everything you said you still managed to sound even dumber. I have truly enjoyed your bait.
>>7592372
Mint sauce and pork, wtf is wrong with you?
>>7592409
My friend, it's a staple of Northern English cuisine - but the mint sauce is mainly to go with the peas, though it definitely does work with the pie because it's a mix of mint mush and malt vinegar which gives it a sweet, acidic edge to work with the pork
>>7592458
I'm aware of minted peas but I have never seen them served with pork. I'm form Scotland, I always thought we had similar cuisine to the Northern English.
I'd say we do (for instance we share the Breakfast - Dinner - Tea order where "Lunch" is a foreign concept) but they'll obviously be variations
For what it's worth, I think I might be limited to Yorkshire, but it's definitely the accepted form as far as Pork Pie eating goes around here (Huddersfield - Leeds)
>>7592372
>Pie and peas is THE bonfire night meal
But that's wrong, you have sausages on bonfire night cooked on the bonfire, you know bangers and bangers. You have them with jacket spuds and beans.
>>7592485
As someone from the North West, we certainly don't deep fry food anywhere close to the level of Scotland.
>>7592567
As womanly as that is, we still prefer you to the southern English.
>>7592577
You wear skirts and you are calling us womanly? Oh Angus.
You are right about the southern poofs though.
>>7592608
It takes balls of steel to wear a skirt in a land of hills and thistles, but lets stick to the important point of hating southern poofs.No one can argue about that.
>>7589728
Not that guy but I live in norther Mexico and if you even mention the word pie wth a savory filling people cringe. Call it an empanada and you will get a only slightly more favorable reaction, even those are almost universally sweet here.
Meat pie you say?
>>7589765
>Sydney and Melbourne are filled with Asian cuisine too along with Arab food...
Are you actually trying to frame living in a bumfuck nowhere burger and fries food wasteland as a good thing? top lel
>>7592409
>has all night to think up a rebuttal to being called out on using every shitpost trick in the book
>best he can come up with is "no u"
>>7594241
Which is interesting because you adopted the pasty from the bongs according to the Wiki article. You call it a "paste".
>As American as apple pie
What did he mean by this? It is a clear contradiction.
