How much cream cheese is too much cream cheese?
There's no such thing as "too much cream cheese"
>>7581230
Look at what you're eating.
Is there cream cheese on it?
If so, there's too much cream cheese on there.
You just need a schmear
2 tablespoons is the recommended serving size, any more than that is too much.
>>7581437
>schmear
>>7581437
JEW
I don't get why people waste bagels when all they want to eat is cream cheese. Why not just eat cream cheese?
>>7581230
Yes, yes, crime cheese. Joke's over, everybody keep scrolling.
>>7581543
All bagels are good for is carrying cream cheese to your mouth
mmm, cream cheese wontons
i.e., fried cream cheese.
>>7581565
You know what can also carry cream cheese to your mouth? A butter knife or any other silverware that you can wash and re use.
>>7581585
WHOAH
>>7581585
Sorry im not a fat fuck
>>7581585
The bagel also carries insoluble fibers in order to carry the cream cheese poop out your ass.
>>7581230
it's too much cream cheese when you bite and end up chewing just to mix the cream cheese with saliva instead of breaking apart the bagel.
i like a lot of cream cheese but i also like a really dense bagel. light/fluffy bagels are gross because it doesn't support a thick layer of cream cheese.
onion bagels are the best, btw
>>7581230
that doesn't even look toasted
>>7581593
>Eating less food
>Fat fuck
Wew lad wew
