I mixed antipasta with some spaghetti noodles and they both just disappeared!
I once had scotch eggs with Irish oatmeal for breakfast and got drunk.
>>7573923
>antipasta
>>7573929
I used to have a friend who was half Irish and half black. He was too drunk to play basketball.
He has a half sister who was half Irish half Italian. She was too drunk to shave her moustache and arm hair.
Had to give up French tarts because my doctor got tired of treating me for STDs.
>>7573956
Kek'd.
Top kek
Bottom kek
Side kek
>its a double entendre thread
>me on the kek
I had to return a box of pop tarts once coz they wouldnt stop singing wannabe
i had a bag of old mcdonalds in the back of my car, last time i checked on it it had started a farm, eh I eh I oh, and on that farm it had a sheep
Okay,
that was actually really funny.
So funy i spilled all my spaghettis.
Thanks, OP
Reverse kek
