I present to you: a perfect pizza.
Perfect in every way.
>no toppings
2/10
lack of fucking toppings
Crust looks shitty. Over-leavened.
>>7568678
i hope you got some crazy bread and cheezy jalapeno dipping sauce to go with that
only fat slobs put toppings on their 'za
>>7568678
>airy, tasteless crust
>plain mozzarella cheese, burnt a little too much every time
>bubbles out the ass
>always cut sloppily
Wow you got a Little Caesars pizza, congratulations. To be fair this is one of the better looking ones I've seen them make, but that doesn't help their shit ingredients or lazy craftsmanship.
>>7568678
I'm with you op, I've always favored margarita. I can enjoy others as well but I'm never disappointed with it
Uneven slices. Meh.
>>7568678
>Little Caesars
>>7568678
not a perfect circle, it's cut poorly. Looks good otherwise. so like 7.67/10 pizza
>Browned cellose anti-caking spots all over
>Burned cheese shreds all over the cornicione
>perfect
>>7569313
There is nothing burned on that pizza; have you ever eaten cooked cheese?
>>7568678
>american """""pizza""""""
>>7568678
>No mushrooms, tomatoes or basil
>Thick crust not thin
>Shitty generic mozzarella cheese not the moist proper kind
1/10 would not eat
>>7568678
Looks like shit, throw it away
>>7568747
Margherita has tomatoes and basil, thinner crust and normally uses spare amounts of wet mozzarella.
I'm sorry but there is nothing margherita about this generic monstrosity.
yfw you realize that the perfect pizza should never have any topping
>>7568678
You can just barely make out the orange on the outside of the box. I like Little Caesar's once in a while too, but perfect pizza? Hardly.
>>7569804
Honestly, to be anti-NY style just makes you a complete faggot and plebian as fuck. You don't know shit about pizza you fucking nobody. Fuck you.
>>7568698
not even like oregano bro? crushed red pepper? parm?
>no meat
very, very imperfect
>>7569804
The bottom one is literally the most disgusting thing ever, what the fuck is it? It's like a tomato soup on bread
nice bait mate
>>7568678
where da basil at?
Are you Kevin from Home Alone?
>>7569804
>not chitown cheesebucket and manhattan tentflap
smhtbqh
>>7569285
You know, LCs is better than the other chains. Crust is freshly made, cheese has Muenster alongside the dry-as-hell part-skim mozz that other places use. Sauce isn't obnoxiously sweet. And it's only $5.
Couldn't the pleb cutting that pizza intersect his lines in the middle properly? I swear, no passion left for a job in this day and age.
>>7568678
>cheese pie
Lacks dipping sauce
>>7568678
Is that a pizza hut hand tossed cheese pizza? I used to work there, definitely looks like one. They aren't actually hand tossed, they just hand stretch a thawed dough disc to fit the pan.
better that domino's/10
so perfect one doesnt even wanna eat it.
>>7570644
I thought Pizza Hut used frozen dough these days.
>>7570671
Yeah they do, it's just thawed/proofed the night before.
What am supposed to with all that leftover crust?
>>7570671
It can't be fucking thawed if it wasn't frozen, can it? Unless you're implying you thought they stretched while frozen.
wew
>>7569860
NY style is mediocre and overrated. Detroit style is better in every way
>>7570721
Holy fuck are you me? Detroit pizza always.
>>7568698
>>7570721
>Liking bowling ally tier pizza
>>7571050
>liking street vendor tier pizza
The rat feces and urine smell makes it an authentic New York pie!
>>7571061
Now now, after 9/11 there was the human flesh and blood option as well.
>>7570606
>tfw no LC's near me
>>7568698
A real pizza only needs salt and pepper
>>7569804
how does this chicago pizza thing compare to pizza hut?
we only have pizza hut and dominos in brazil
>>7571456
If that's all you have had for pizza, you haven't had pizza.
>>7571456
Do you put ketchup on pizza?
>>7570099
It's how we eat pizza in Europe.
Shit this is a 1-2/10 pizza tops, come to the east coast for some pizza taste.
Unless bait, then fuck me.
>>7568698
>t.typical non-topped pizza buyer
Good thing I had this place before Vice got ahold of it.
>>7571050
Literally all pizza is bowling-alley-tier
>>7571485
>hurr no true scotsman
>>7571494
>europoors cant even afford enough cheese to cover the top of a pizza
>>7571639
I've gone full circle. Only liked plain cheese pizza as a kid, only ate pizza with toppings later, and now I've come to realize that cheese pizza is patrician.
>>7571494
>>europoors can't afford a cheese grater
>>europoors can't afford more than 3 leaves of plant
>>europoors
