Bought this.
Also Americans can't have nice things lol
Does anyone legitimately know why they banned kinder surprise in burgerland?
>>7559838
>cannot buy a butter knife without submitting to ten background checks
>"AMERICANS LOL"
>>7559841
Probably soemthing to do with milk products, mabye intellectual property?
>>7559851
>He insulted my lard factory nation I'm going to assume he must be from the UK because there are no other countries on Earth.
American education, ladies and gentlemen.
>>7559841
they have laws against inedible objects being inside edible things
it makes sense desu
>>7559841
Apparently a child died and some legislature got passed preventing the sale of chokabke items contained in food.
>>7559838
cant sell a thing thats unedible surrounded by something edible
cant sell non food items hidden in food because american kids just shove the whole thing in their face and choke
for reals
>>7559861
That's lame
>>7559858
Yeah, I guess if your current stock of children are a bunch of useless retards they need to be protected from things like this.
>>7559856
It's because aussieland is irrelevant
>>7559966
I am not Aussie lol
>>7559970
Yeah ok
>>7559838
>>7559841
>>7560028
I'm angry that someone got paid to write that sad excuse for a heading.
>>7560028
They needed a fireman to perform the Heimlich maneuver?
>>7560045
I know. It should have been "Kinder surprised as she gagged on Kinder."
>>7560028
Don't reverse meme aussies because hating on us is all they got
>>7559838
You can literally buy these all over the place.
>>7560028
Surprise! Kinder not kind to kids
anyway i've seen kinder surprises in the states recently, I think they lifted the ban on them. And it wasn't ever really an enforced ban. I never saw walmart carrying them for instance, but I remember seeing them any time I went to a local grocery store.
>>7560028
>dies
>resuscitate
wow French firefighters don't kid around.
>>7560028
three years aren't supposed to eat solid food many dies from chunk of meat and cookies too.
>>7559860
does that mean you can't get whole nuts in your chocolate in the USA?
>>7559861
Holy shit do they have to wear special gloves too in case they might bite them off.
How the fuck you wouldnt know you were eating a huge yellow bit of plastic.
>>7559841
>>7561048
that's ridiculously expensive
I have the rabbit one. It comes with a fuzzy rabbit toy. I got the yellow one that looks like he's getting a blowjob
>>7561058
Things tend to be more expensive on the black market.
Anon is risking it all by buying killer assault chocolate.
>>7561048
God damn man. They're only $1-1.50 each here.
>Used to get Wonder Balls on occasion as a kid
>Never choked to death.
>Always knew there was inedible parts inside.
Jesus, how dumb do you have to be. Reminds me of when Burger King had those Pokeball toys and several kids choked to death on them, one being a fucking baby because the parents were idiots and left it in the crib.
It's too many people not paying enough attention to their kids basically.
>>7561743
Weren't those just full of those chewable candies that looked like Flintstone vitamins?
>>7562372
No when they first came out they had little Disney toys inside.
>>7562372
I think they were a bit harder than that
Still...
Putting a plastic toy _inside_ food that is marketed towards children is the dumbest idea ever.
>>7562468
Only to american kids.
If you've been to asia you'll see kids eating whole fish with the bones still intact
>>7562469
Yeah but they have no souls, so who cares?
>>7562468
No, it's a great idea. We need more like it. There are too few ways left in the first world for natural selection to take course. It's time to create more.
>>7559841
Burgers don't believe in natural selection.
>>7562499
Freedom ain't free
t. American
>>7559858
'Muricas retards at their finest
based angry yurocuck and other assorted assmad foreigners thread
>>7559838
>>7563030
>using the term"foreigners" on the Global Information Super Highway.
>>7564791
>french toddler
and nothing of value was lost
>>7564806
i say this every time a european gets killed
what a failed continent
>>7559838
KEK
Easter
>>7562468
>he didn't collect rare toys and resold them for high profit
>>7564945
The sweet of chocolate must be watered with the blood of children.
>>7565275
Why don't Americans celebrate Easter?
So wait a minute, how come chicken wings aren't illegal?
>Haha we can have a very specific brand of chocolate egg
>no guns
>no knives
>no bats
>no spoons
>no long, intimidating looking sticks
>no dentists
>no hate speech
>tv licenses
>CCTV
>Muslims
>plenty of semen
>plenty of obsession
>>7565676
>no dentists
>>7565676
>no Trump
I have lived in US for 35 years and never not been able to buy those shitty ass things. I always wonder every time this post comes up wtf you're talking about. I've lived in NY state, Texas, NC, VA, SC and Washington DC and I have always seen them for sale. I really don't get it.
