the great debate
Nacho by far
Ranch by far
Neither
They're both too spicy, but Cool Ranch is barely tolerable if you only eat a little at a time and have a glass of milk handy.
>>7559575
>ranch doritos are spicy
I... huh?
>>7559575
How the hell is nacho cheese spicy? You mean salty?
>>7559575
>They're both too spicy
wut
>nothing but carbs, fat, and salt
Do you think I would eat this? Do you think I'm a cuckold?
>>7559588
>serving size: about 12 chips
>>7559573
These are my favorite
>>7559575
kek
>>7559609
Oh, FALSE ALARM GUYS! HE WAS ONLY PRETENDING!
Plebs
>>7559650
my nigga
>>7559540
What is the difference?
>>7559540
all i can think of is danny brown
Any one that goes with cooler ranch is a goddamn nigger.
I fuckin love doritoes, I ate more doritoes in my day than anybody else.
I flew too close to sun and can't eat em anymore without getting heartburn. Its a sad life.
>>7559650
this is the correct choice
>>7559540
What happened to Fiery Habanero?
>>7559670
Your supposed to eat those with Pepsi max.
>>7559540
Of those too, ranch is better. But Tapatio and salsa verde are the best Doritos.
>anything other than this
Takis uber alles
>Doritos a bitch
Is cool ranch the cool american flavor? I never understood what its supposed to taste like
spicy nacho > cool ranch > sweet chili > *
>>7559540
Nacho vs. Cool Ranch is a false dichotomy. They're in kahoots, I tell ya. Both made by Doritos. Pick a side so Nabisco wins, faggits. .. or Con Agra, whatever