Chuck E Cheese is rolling out a spaghetti and meatballs pizza.
I don't have a family, and the one time I went to Chuck E Cheese alone (to play the arcade games), holy shit did they think I was weird. I'm amazed they even let me in.
Think this might be worth doing a takeout order? Do they even do takeout?
You could always bribe a child to pretend to be yours. I had to do that at Legoland once and it worked pretty well.
>>7558368
you can bribe children to do all sorts of things
Not a weird thread at all.
>>7558345
Why don't you just make your own?
How hard could it be, compared to say, figuring out how to go to Chuck E Cheese just to get a shitty pizza?
>>7558345
Go with a girl. I went when I was 20 with a girl and they accepted it easier
>>7558345
I'm speechless
>>7558345
It sounds like you have enough of your own spaghetti OP. Try a less spaghetti intensive life.
>>7558345
Bribe a 12 year old loli to get the pizza for you.
>>7558455
I just wanted to play the arcade games! The only alternative was a Dave & Buster's, and their selection of classic games left something to be desired. The Chuck E Cheese had Missile Command, Centipede, Ms. Pac-Man, Galaga, and even Wizard of Wor.
>>7558345
>going to Chuck e cheese alone to play arcades
Holy shit man, just go to Dave and Busters
>>7558503
d&b fuckin sucks now. just a bunch of lightgun shooters and mobile games made big. no real arcade games anymore
>>7558469
Oh, you should have just said that in the first place. My bad, and here I was thinking you were some kind of weirdo.
>>7558523
Mines still got great arcades. The mobile shit is there, but plenty of good ones too.
Classic cabinets in the back too. I guess I need to go enjoy it more while it lasts.
