This man comes to your home while your at work to help your wife cook a fantastic, decadent yet simple beef wellington with veggies and mash.
>What do you do?
whats my at work
I slap her butt.
>beef wellington
>simple
>>7556744
maybe he meant artwork, but I still can't make sense of it
enjoy it with my wife when i get home and give my compliments to the chef
>>7556743
>getting cucked by a brit
now thats some meta shit right there.
>>7556743
Leave work to go to his house while he's at my house, to teach his wife how to make a delicious, yet simple chip butty to assert my dominance and show him who the real boss is.
>>7556744
you are fucking illiterate
>>7556768
no your
Tell her to record it.
YOU'RE FUCKING MY WIFE'S PUSSY RAW RAMSAY
LOOK AT IT, ITS FUCKING RAW
YOU'VE CONTAMINATED THIS ENTIRE BEDROOM
HAVE YOU JUST GIVE UP?
I DON'T WANT SO MUCH AS A SINGLE BED SPRING CREAK LEAVING THIS BEDROOM
SHUT IT DOWN
Tell him his manners are FUCKING RAW.
Proceed to make a Wellington because I'm not some dumb fuck who doesn't know how to make one.
Ramsey food is easy mode, like all French cuisine.
>>7556743
I slap his butt.
>>7556743
Invoice him for anything that's gone missing.
At least, I think it was that celebrity chef that got caught shoplifting. Either way, he's probably a fucking thief.
>>7556743
flame him for his subpar mash
srsly he sucks at that
>>7556743
his face looks like a railway map
>>7557022
you're thinking of antony worrall thompson
he nicked cheese and wine from a tescos
>>7556743
Wonder how I got a wife in the first place.
>>7557190
No way. How did I miss this?
>>7557190
Why would he do this?
>>7557201
it was in 2012, so a while ago
luckily for all of us he has 'rediscovered his zest for life'
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/11364873/Antony-Worrall-Thompson-I-thought-of-suicide-after-shoplifting-arrest.html
>>7556743
Thanks bro, i like the vegita
>know what im saying
>>7556743
Divorce my wife and hope we agreed on a prenup whenever it was this spontaneous marriage was conceived.
I do not recall getting a wife.
>>7556743
probably pretend to like it. Wouldn't mention that mash is plebs food and that it would be under seasoned for my tastes
Disregard wife, start fucking Ramsay.
You know this is the only real option.
>>7556743
I let him, since I'm British and therefore a beta male cuckhold by birthright. My wife's fanny is his for the taking.
>>7558363
>start fucking Ramsay
Which wrinkle should I start with? There is a myriad options.
>>7557190
I've always hated this odious little prick. He literally exudes unlikeablility. How the fuck did he ever get on TV so regularly?
>>7558367
To be fair to Ramsay, he still manages to be attractive. You know he works out as well.
>>7558364
Shit, I read somewhere in his Wiki page that he had a relationship with someone's wife when he was younger, way before his TV debut. Probably not a one-time thing, either. Chances of you getting cucked isn't off the table.
>>7558371
Schadenfreude. Also, his persona outside of reality shows isn't as obnoxious to the general impression people have of him. He looks fairly personable when he's not screaming profanities over staged fuck ups in "________ Nightmare" flavor of the month shows.
>>7556743
I'm not married, so I would be very confused
>>7558394
>Schadenfreude...
I think you are talking about Ramsay, my post was about Antony Worrall Thompson. I'm a huge Ramsay fan, he always seems like a good bloke on TV.
>>7558384
>he still manages to be attractive
i am a huge faggot, and i would only suck his cock because i respect his culinary ability, god knows where you get off
>>7558384
Maybe if you're blind. He has the face of shoe leather.
>>7556743
Tell him I don't like veggies.
>>7556743
eat it, insult him in a jocular manner and ask him if he wants a FUCKING BEER!!
I'd ask him how good it must feel to have surpassed his mentor Marco. Who is now just a shill for knorr and is reduced to doing food competitions for a cruise line.
I'd tell him that my wellington is too rare or too done just to piss him off
>>7558459
that's gay
