Post foods or experiences where you saw a food that could literally give you diabeetus just by looking at it
>>7555715
I don't know about diabetes, but you sure gave me cancer with that dank fucking meme picture.
>glazeddoughnutburger.jpg
I made this today for because special occasion. Got some cheddar, some swiss, a leftover top round i had previously marinated and cooked, some shrooms. Was pretty good/10. Would add egg in the future because I'm a terrible memester.
>>7555715
who cares.
I probably have diabeetus but I still eat whatever the fuck I want. I don't understand why insulin is necesarry.
I've got pins and needles in my feet and hands sometimes but I don't fucking go bezerk when my blood sugar is high or low.
>>7556481
I'm american and I would never eat that. I don't understand the donut burger. I'll eat it w/ actual burger buns though.
>>7555715
2860g of fat, just how much does this thing weigh in total?
>>7556508
Huh I thought it was a bagel.
>>7556472
Diabetes neuropathy is fun.
Enjoy that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA
Deep fried mars bar
>>7556481
How do you even physically eat this? Would you use a fork and a knife?
>>7555750
At a certain point I start to question if some things are even food anymore.
>>7555750
I know it's a sugar cereal but can fruity pebbles even give you diabetes?
>>7556946
>can sugar give you diabetes
Gee I wonder
>>7555715
>>7556560
top to bottom I guess
>>7555715
>experiences
well here we go
>flatmate and me
>we went to make something I dont remember the name of
>basically doritos lining a baking dish, and then filled with cheese, beans, ground beef and crushed (you guessed it) doritos
>also hot peppers
>also bacon because we both know epic meal time
>pretty sure he had the recipe off of here
>anyway, this required the purchase of ground beef
>at the store I had no idea what he had planned so I chucked in a 1kg pack (4lbs for you yanks) of beef
>at home we realize that
>a) our pan can only hold about 500g of beef and the other stuff that needed to be in there at the same time
>b) only that much beef will fit in the baking dish anyway
>whoops
>well we'll eat the rest tomorrow then, it should still be good if we put it in the fridge right?
>make the dorito lasangna or whatever it was called
>next day
>evening
>lets make food
>what do we got
>well the beef from yesterday
>uh
>and doritos
>and thats about it
>yalapenos and onions maybe
>flatmate panics
>I enter full "lol fuck that" mode
>dad is chemical engineer at bayer (the aspirin guys), he taught me how to food
>cook beef in pan
>set aside
>brown onions in pan
>add half a bottle of beer, add beef again, let sit on the side on lowest heat
>crunch doritos finely
>add to pan
>most of the beer has been drunk by the beef at this time, but enough is still there so the doritos loose their crack
>cut green yalapeños, add to pan
>mix
>crack open another beer, serve "salad"
>(there's green in there, it must be salad, right?)
it was literally 80% soggy beef. also hot af because so many yalapenos
great fun
>>7557498
>dad is chemical engineer at bayer (the aspirin guys), he taught me how to food
that is to say we mostly put random items into whatever cooking vessel we were using at the time, assuring each other "it'll work". mom was not always as sure about that as we were, but turns out we were right most of the time
also from what I cooked up (hue) in the mentioned post, you wouldnt necessarily get diabeetus, but my flatmate said he could practically feel his arteries clogging up.
>>7556946
with low activity and enough simple carbs anything can give you beetus
>>7557498
>at the store I had no idea what he had planned so I chucked in a 1kg pack (4lbs for you yanks) of beef
10/10 math skills
>>7557582
derp
yea right
I was thinking ahead with the two parts of 500g each which we used on each of the two days and that somehow added another factor of 2.
>yfw I literally am a highschool maths teacher
>>7557610
wat
srsly wat
literally 80% of what you quoted there is greentext which is indigenous to 4chan
the rest was different from "regular" English in that I neglected to capitalize the first word of every sentence because fuck that, and a few informalisms here and there
please tell me how that is "le reddit language pattern", and more interestingly, what kind of "language pattern" that you would typically find on the internet nowadays ISNT. maybe start by defining what "le reddit language" even is? because if you go around the other way and say, those posts are "le reddit language", then I have news for you - 99% of 4chan are "le reddit" according to you, and the remaining 1% are grammar nazis.
yea I mad.
pic related.
>>7555715
How big is that thing? That's like 4 weeks of calories if you consume 2100 cals a day
>>7557627
fucking newfag
![Tim-Hortons-Reeses-Pieces-Donut-insidetimmies12[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/buEOTrF.png "Tim-Hortons-Reeses-Pieces-Donut-insidetimmies12[1].png")
>>7555715
Literally can't understand why anyone would do this to a perfectly good donut
>>7557637
oh yea right that is always the answer isnt it. great rebuttal there mate, upboated. I tip my hat to you, and if you cant tell I am sarcastic you should consider killing yourself, THEN repeat primary school.
>>7557652
Stinky Hat!
>mfw I eat food like this at every meal
There is a donut shop in Wilmington, NC that sells donuts stuffed with a poptart, stuffed with a milky way bar, and stuffed with a snickers.
(I got two donuts that were absolutely COVERED in sprinkles and white chocolate chips. They were worth years off my life)
>>7556964
were do I get one of those?
Deep fried snickers.
Damnit England
>>7555715
1/2
Made this at home the other day.
French Toast fried in plenty of oil, topped with creme anglaise (yolks, sugar, butter, cream, vanilla).
Bread used was a homemade crusty ciabatta-like affair.
>>7557712
2/2
9/10, would make again.
Super rich, fried bread topped with rich sugary creamy stuff.
>>7557711
>Sugar: 81g
PER SERVING
>>7556481
>box of chocolates in the corner
this raises more questions
>>7555745
So messy that it's not even fucking possible to eat it and still be satisfied afterwards.
Terrible idea.
>>7559290
I used to drink that bottled lemonade shit all the time.
One on christmas day I just said fuck it and created the "breakfast of champions"
>toast on the top
>bacon
>hashbrown
>egg in the middle
>hasbrown
>bacon
>toast on bottom
I felt my body die while eating it but fuck it was good.
>>7557690
canberra, ACT
>>7556513
Requesting Taco Town.
>>7556946
Diabeetus (type 2 diabetes) is caused by fat in the bloodstream gumming up insulin receptors. It can get there from fat cells overflowing or directly from diet. But it's pretty difficult to take in enough calories to be fat without eating something as calorie dense as fat.
>>7559716
I eat this literally every single day.
>>7555750
Kek even that hand would give me diabetes
>>7555715
epicmealtime is the shit
>>7555715
you don't get diabetes from fat you stupid nigger
>>7555715
>>7555715
Family was experimenting with what we can cook in our sandwich press
>4 rashers of bacon
>2 slices thick cut bread
>french toast that shit (took 7 eggs to fully soak the bread)
>grate cheese over it; add tomato and bacon when it's about halfway cooked
what else could we add? at this point it was already a two person breakfast
Maybe hash browns and double up the cheese bacon and tomato on either side of them?
>>7557719
Now this actually sounds worthwhile to lose a year or two off my life. Perfectly cooked, too.
>>7556964
a jar of ice cream?
>>7557672
What do you look like? I like to have options, and reducing my life span by 10 years occasionally seems worth basically unlimited gluttony, it's just all those body image issues..
>>7560047
Got you covered, anon.
>>7555715
That must be WAY bigger than it looks. That's fucking 2 gallons of gas worth of calories.
>>7560385
scallions and perhaps some dijon mustard or even julienned radishes to fool your tongue into thinking it's eating something lighter than it actually is.
>>7559716
lol thats arguably not even 1000 calories...
>>7557652
>come on man...muh argument
>>7562929
the tiny flags push it over the edge
Bacon Mac n' Cheese Bread Cone at Disney World
>>7555715
>>7556437
Looks breddy good mate
>>7555715
>>7556513
Pizza?Now that what I call "taco"
>>7565576
Holy shit. I need to try this. I would eat the filling first then rip off pieces of the cheese soaked bread cone one rip at a time.
I've seen a lot of shit like that, but recently I ended up working with a risotto recipe that I swear was like a cardiologist's nightmare. I didn't catch when I first picked it out that the thing called for almost a whole fucking stick of butter, *on top of* the parmesan cheese. I took out the partially used stick of butter I already had in the fridge and put in half of it, but even then I still thought it came out a little too rich.
I mean, seriously, did Italian peasants even have access to that much butter?
>being THAT insulin resistant
damn
No beetus can beat us!
>>7557712
>>homemade cibatta
how do you make something with that without just eating the bread first.
>>7556964
That just looks like a pain in the ass
>>7555745
Sweet jesus Muh Dick
>>7557627
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
>>7568288
not eating the outside first, then the filling, are you trying?
Diabetic here, ama
>>7570039
>hey, on the bright side I now have somewhere to store my candy now that the diabetes has taken my legs
>>7571547
thanks to /ck/ i can't look at this without thinking of the hurgin
>>7571547
sugar sweats?
>>7557694
Deep fried candy bars are disgustingly delicious. Deep fried reeses are my favorite
>>7559716
>toast
>bacon
>eggs
>hash browns
Wow you had a Dennys breakfast
Probably the most unhealthy thing I made was spiced thick cut bacon coated in chocolate top with sprinkles served over ice cream.
>>7572905
Or my 8 cheese mac n cheese so much butter soo much cheese. I am surprised my heart did not stop that day.
I made a pizza "pie" once, because why not?
Would do again.
>>7560094
nigga you went full retard
>>7566375
That's amore.
I'm sure I've told this before, but this bitch at my workplace does the following:
>Grab a huge ceramic mug
>Cram enough cake in it to fill at least half of the mug
>Fill the remaining volume of the mug with soda or oversweetened coffee (people can smell the sugary coffee from yards away)
>Grab a tea spoon
>Stir that shit
>Gulp cake and soda/syrupy coffee sludge like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD8WKvm8NZI
>>7572946
What a splendid pie.
>>7557694
>Damnit England
You mean damnit Scotland. Deep frying inappropriate things is almost literally a Scottish national sport.
>>7555745
How is this even considered a new food? Most modern foods you see on Facebook are just disgusting combinations of other foods
>>7560094
baked sweets are the #1 cause of diabetus.
>>7572141
I got you senpai
>>7556437
The bread looks like absolute shit.
This isn't how diabetes works though
