which is better?
>>7555445
Top one
>>7555445
Bottom one.
>>7555447
>>7555447
>>7555445
top for brits, bottom for murricans
>>7555456
Is this really a British thing why would you want to moisten your fries while you eat and get sauce on your fingers also have Un evenly distributed sauce
Is this a troll thread cause if it is its dumb
Protip if you're fine with saucy fingers and moist is fries just throw them in a bag and shake it also you can use kraft cheese powder to make an extra tasty shaka shaka
>>7555445
Neither. Get that pleb tier condiment out of here and eat the fuckers with some mayonnaise.
Bottom because I'm not a filthy fucking savage with sticky hands.
>>7555481
not the point of the thread but yeah, this
The question of "better" is — by its very nature — insufficiently defined without elucidation of the subset of results upon which the interrogator places the highest value. Accordingly, the matter of condiment distribution is elucidated by evaluation of the subject's desires vis-à-vis fry-to-fry experience. Specifically: its variance in and of said condiment being originated via either happenstance or direct action. Thus yielding a more fundamental — and concordantly, more pertinent — line of inquiry: who gives a shit?
>>7555481
This also fried chicken is great with mayo or aoli if you're not a basic bitch
>>7555476
they dump vinegar all over their fries so I figured they do the same with ketchup
>>7555512
Oh so you're dumb is what you're telling me gg
>>7555445
Bottom with sweet chili sauce
>>7555516
so do you pour or dip? #MakeFriesGreatAgain
>>7555500
hey reddit
The top picture literally has a fry completely covered in ketchup, and fries that don't have any ketchup. With the bottom picture you can control the exact perfect ratio without stuffing fries in your mouth to achieve balance. It's also cleaner too although I guess that explains why Brits eat fries with a fork.
>>7555476
Not that guy, but it is more prevalent in the UK in my experience.
>>7555531
I dip but I use to shake em in a bag when I was a kid
Also why am I posting in this stupid thread and finding it interesting has this board truly turned me mad
I prefer the top. the ketchup isn't a dipping sauce, its a lubrication method
>>7555543
here is your (You) w/sage inb4 ban
bottom
>>7555481
>wanting to dip your fat-soaked potatoes in even more fat
>>7555445
bottom one has been proven to cause people to use more sauce in their fries and other dippy shit than doing the top one
>>7555481
>not using both at the same time
No John you are the pleb
>>7555445
Top with fork
Bottom with fork or fingers. Rather avoid grease.
>>7555445
Ketchup a shit.
Top is degenerate.
Fucking triggered mate.
I do the top to my poutine.
I know everyone's going to cry, but I've eaten a ton of poutine, I know how I like it best.
>>7555481
came here to post this.
1. Malt vinegar
2. Mayonnaise
3. Nothing
4. HP sauce
...
9000. Fecal matter
9001. Ketchup
>>7555445
The bottom pick is better as the ketchup doesn't warm and make the fries soggy
>>7558110
So cool please post more about your superior taste
Fuck off
People who put their ketchup on top will never know the pleasure of taking multiple fries, creating a wide surface area by putting them together tightly, and scooping up a large portion of ketchup to eat them with.
Poor, poor souls.
>>7558110
it's over 9000!!! xD
You sure showed us with your discerning taste in cheap taste-masking condiments
>>7556995
The only correct answer itt
>>7558110
>implying ketchup mixed with mayonnaise isn't god-tier
>>7558576
Wait 'til you try just mayonnaise without ketchup
>>7555500
ugh
>>7555445
Mustard
>>7558727
My negro
>>7555445
the one with mayonnaise
not the filthy french mayonnaise tho
Does anyone seriously drizzle the ketchup on top? I have seen some references here, but never encountered someone actually doing that.
I prefer the bottom one but it's up to the individual.
Trick question. A bit of salt and pepper is the only thing that should ever come in contact with french fries.
>>7555445
I'll always be a bottom type.
Going for top just ends up in a soggy mess.
>>7559018
Fuck yeah Mr.Whippy
Flyovers and faggots do the top one
forget ketchup or that disgusting shit mayo
this is what's tasty
>>7555476
It's called a chip fork, eliminates the mess
>>7559105
Really?
There's a problem with the top image, as that is ketchup on those chips, not mushy pea. Please correct ASAP. TIA.
>>7555445
Some people make fries that get soggy when you do it the first way. I don't know how they fuck their fries up so badly, but they're sure missing out.
Ketchup is dogshit.
>>7555445
What type of horrible "person" does the top one?
>>7559018
Strangely erotic. Ive got a chubby for reals.
>>7559256
people who enjoy some fries with too much topping and some with absolutely none and also like to have their hands covered in it
>>7559256
Degenerate fucks.
>>7559256
People who aren't autistic.
So lots of people complain about sticky hands if you like the top image........forks are a thing you know.
>>7559541
i ate fries with a fork while out with these cute korean girls and they all made fun of me for it. but i was also eating wings with a fork...i don't like gross sticky hands and it's easy to cut around the bone
>>7555445
Bottom. What the fuck, people actually would prefer the top?
Seriously, why?
>>7555445
both is wrong. Even on the bottom image there are fries that will be covered in ketchup which will cause sticky-finger.
pic-related is the only way that you should serve ketchup with fries.
![20120918-222541-checkers-rallys-fry-lovers-burger-primary[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1UwL92s.jpg "20120918-222541-checkers-rallys-fry-lovers-burger-primary[1].jpg")
the only correct way to serve fries is pic related
>>7555445
Tabasco.
>>7561329
you are correct, but I would choose bottom and sacrifice any fries bordering the ketchup
>>7555555
I eat my fries with a fork, which is dabbed in a side of ketchup before I grab a fry with it.
The one where you can pick up the fries without making a mess and you can control how much shitsauce gets on each fry.
So let me get this straight. People object to the first because they don't like wetness on their fingers and need each fry to have an equal quantity of sauce.
Who let the short bus access 4chan?
>>7556975
Absolutely more, I couldn't find an image with an appropriate proportion of mayo.
Just as a side note and not to derail entirely, but EVERYTHING Americans typically eat with ketchup goes better with mayo. Fries, cheeseburgers. Hotdogs arent good with mayo but mustard is better than ketchup. Years will go by and I'll suddenly realize I've never had occasion to use ketchup the whole time.
>>7555445
Top with a knife and fork
Actually makes it taste better
>>7559103
>>7562947
I get the fork but why the fuck would you need a knife
>>7555445
Top one with Cholula (or Tapatío if Cholula is unavailable) and Ketchup. Proceed to eat with a fork.
>>7555500
Kill yourself my man
>>7555481
I had a garlic aioli which was pretty good.
>>7563023
To defend yourself if some cheeky prick tries to steal your fries.
I-I like the top because it warms the ketchup and spreads the ketchup out. My only issue with dipping is that it can lead to a ketchup side and a non ketchup side (and if they foolishly keep their ketchup in the fridge, the dipping cool stays cold).
I will admit though, gotta keep a napkin handy for fingers la.
Fries are for fun. The top one is more fun. The bottom is for OCD autists obsessively ensuring each one has exactly the right amount of ketchup and desperately dusting the crumbs from their hands after placing each one in their mouth.
>>7563337
>Fries are for fun
What the fuck?
>>7563337
>Fries are for fun.
Fries are for fun.
>>7563337
>Fries are for fun
What the fuck did I just read? Fries are for eating you sperg.
>>7563304
kek
>>7563308
>moot is dead
too soon
>>7555445
Separated.
I want an equal amount of sauce on my fries. Not soaked pieces of slime like in 2nd pic, or fries on the bottom that that never see any sauce because it was all spread on the top like in 1st pic.
One works with a fork. The other works with fingers. Shit thread.
>>7555445
On the side for dipping, then they don't become soggy, soft, or change in temperature due to the sauce all over them.
>>7555500
You didn't pull this off. All you did was take a simple phil101 thought and throw a thesaurus at it, then topped it off with a disgustingly unfunny "punchline".
Pic related is an example of how it looks done correctly.
>>7563649
would you say it would be unreasonable to ask for an extra plate to dispense ketchup onto for dipping? I never have the nerve?
>>7563739
sauce on the side, dip your fork in it and the spear a fry. Delivers excellent consistency.
>>7564352
I've just finished an analysis of Zizek's work for my undergrad dissertation & this is the best thing I've seen. Thank you.
>>7564352
Needs about 50% more sniffing.
>>7555445
Bottom is objectively better
I'm the only one who will say top. Top is my choice, because I evenly pour the ketchup, unlike OP's pic.
With the bottom, I feel obligated to lift my arm and my move my hand each time and preform an extra, useless motion. Plus, I can only dip on one side of the fry, which means I have to bite that one side and double dip, or stuff the whole fry in my mouth at once
>>7564647
>With the bottom, I feel obligated to lift my arm and my move my hand each time and preform an extra, useless motion.
autism detected
>>7564647
You can just hold the fry from the bitten end, you know that right?
>>7564647
what's wrong with double dipping?
>>7563337
>Fries are for fun
What did he mean by this?
>>7559018
DELETE THIS
DELETE
THIS
>>7564647
Autism gets tossed around a fucking lot here but this is the definition of it. I can just imagine you sitting in a packed McDonald's with a glazing brush making sure the sauce is perfectly distributed over your fries while some teenage girls look on in awe. Or better yet asking the staff to do it.
>>7559018
I don't understand this picture
This is how you really do it, in case anybody was wondering.
>>7556976
This.
I always got weird looks growing up because I mixed ketchup and mayo for my fries...
>>7559018
I never understood why people freak the fuck out for fries and ice cream.
I tried it once and didn't even like it.
>>7566371
>>7566716
They don't. People only freak the fuck out for fries and ice cream in your imagination. That's the explanation.
I only use the top method. I eat nut with my fingers, but with a fist: huge, slippery handfuls of sauce & chips are shoveled in akin to how one might stuff a teddy bear while feeling angry. When the fries are no more, I lick my plate clean of any remaining sauce then wipe my hands on my tracksuit top. I do this every night before bed.
>>7566744
Except the reality is that people using the top method have refined manual dexterity and do not get sauce all over themselves. I suppose I can understand keeping the sauce separate if you're a bit inept.
>not using fries as a salad dressing
>>7566752
> not serving fries as the salad
>>7567175
>> not serving fries
>>7566752
It's called a garnish
>>7555445
Depends. If I'm just getting the fries, then I want the condiments on the side.
The only time I want them on top of the fries, are if I'm getting them as part of a kebabmix.
>>7559105
>needing a utensil to circumvent a problem that you create for yourself
Just the worst.
>>7559256
I have two friends who do it. Every time I ask them why, they get super defensive. I mean, I guess I shouldn't care how people eat their fucking fries, but holy shit. They're willingly engaging in an activity that is a detriment to their meal in every way, when there is an easier solution. I suppose I'm just morbidly fascinated by it. I feel like there has to be some sort of psychological profile that leads to this behavior.
>>7555445
On the side keeps them from getting soggy. This is true of anything you apply sauce to from fries to pancakes.
Top in Australia seems to be more popular. I eat everything with utensils as well. Also cuts out the dipoing time
I like fries with my mayonnaise
>>7567302
Thanks anon
>>7567520
>2016
>not eating delicious syrup soaked pancakes
>>>/trash/
>>7568519
Weebs need not apply fag boy
>>7568519
I love this shit. Never knew about until I went to europe.
>>7568572
>weebs
You are a fucking moron. Kill yourself.
>>7567520
for real I'm about to try this pancake strategy
>>7568580
Angry much, faglet?
>>7558630
too rich.
ketchup is too sweet.
some mayo and ketchup mixed together with thick steak fries is just fucking perfect.
>>7566752
that's actually not a bad idea.
just chop up a mcdonalds number 1 combo and toss it on a salad with ranch.
>>7563337
bottom, with jalapeno sauce instead of this trash
>>7555445
ketchup is for children and man-children who need everything to taste sweetly familiar
>ketchup
You mean meme sauce
>>7555445
Top
>>7569166
SO FUNNY XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>7568519
tomatoe ketchup is more healthy. mayo has far too many calories.
>>7555445
bottom allows more control
top is just anarchy
>>7570171
>having to watch your calories because you're an obese fuck
Most of us don't eat this shit in large portions for every meal so a few extra calories isn't a problem
>>7570171
not everyone is fat like you
