Later today there is a food sharing thing at my university.
Usually it's mostly cute girls who attend and the odd dude like me.
I plan on putting my cum into the dish I'm cooking.
What are creative ways you've messed with food?
I pissed in a guy's coffee because he left it in a public bathroom unattended.
As soon as I left he dashed in, came out with his freshly refilled coffee and took several huge gulps.
I was pretty pleased with myself.
>>7551005
Somebody post the /k/ meetup pic
>>7551005
The worst thing I've done is let people horribly fuck up food they were making, hoping they would learn something from it. (They did not)
Is that you Daneeeeee
>>7551005
really creative dude
I haven't seen that show in fucking years OP
>>7551005
And then people like you wonder why you're virgins. Jesus.
>>7551005
>small office party
>made devilled eggs
>ejaculated on the boiled, cut eggs
>realized my semen would be too noticable
>wiped some of it off
>put each of the eggs on the head of my dick like a helmet
>coworkers ate them all while i watched
>>7552540
you must have a small dick
>>7551005
My girlfriend wants me to add cum to whipped cream. Thoughts?
>>7552924
Don't
She'll get pregnant
>>7551251
The """""cum""""" in that pic is really obviously vanilla cream.
>t. semen recognizer
>>7552540
>TFW coworker brought random deviled eggs to work this week
>>7551005
Le Epic Bro XD
>>7552517
If 30 women have swallowed your issue, you're no virgin.
