Truly, a greasy cheeseburger with cola is the pinnacle of food and drink.
The one and only heroin of food and drink.
>tfw be a burnedout NEET
>stealing bux from parents to feed my cheeseburger addiction
>tfw no Burger Anonymous near me
>tfw getting more fat obese by the day
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mmmm taht looks delicious
>>7547796
That looks disgusting. Is this really what Americans eat?
it looks fuckin delicious and i bet it tastes heavenly.
fuck you OP, you made me hungry and i cant go out now.
That makes me sick desu
>>7547828
The dumb, the poor and depressed ones do. The normal people eat European food when they go out, as mentally well-adjusted people always do.
GOATburger coming through
WHATCHU NEED:
1/4 lb 80/20 ground beef
parchment paper
salt
pepper
bun
cheese
>place square of parchment, gently rounded beef, 2nd square on top
>press as hard as possible with heavy pan
>check that its thickness is even
>s&p
>drop in hot pan
>wait for edges to brown and juices to bubble up
>flip, cheese, lid on pan
>when cheese is melted, burger is cooked through yet juicy
Simplicity > everything else
Drink with a glass of water you goddamn degenerate weeb
I'd gobble this burger faster than a woman gobbles black cock.
>>7547848
>"Drink with a glass of water you ***degenerate weeb"
retard detected.
no thanks, nothing satisfies more than Cola.
>>7547848
>>press as hard as possible
enjoy your over-compressed burgers
You don't need a lot of force to make a good burger. In fact over-working or over-compressing the meat only serves to fuck up the texture.
>>7547849
I wouldn't call a coal burner a woman though
>>7547846
>gargling yurocock
when will you realize they're not as great as you think?
>>7547796
Why do you need three patties on a burger? I never got that.
