What's the healthiest food on their menu?
>>7547648
I always get a mc chicken with lettuce in it. I take off top bun and put semin on it
>>7547654
Wat
McDONALDS WORKERS MASTURBATE INTO THE FOOD
Fuck McDonalds advertising
saged
>>7547662
Yeah right, how would they have the time to even do that? The staff prepare the food so fast and we wouldn't even do that anyway.
>>7547648
Probably the side salad with the Newmans Own vinaigrette as the dressing
Probably a salad with no dressing
>>7547665
i can cum in like 20 secs
>>7547673
Can you cum 500 times a day all in 20 seconds? Or is it like i have to take a 1/500 risk of getting semen in my chicken legend
>>7547648
The receipt or the bag it comes in
>>7547662
Why do we get dicks like you here. Fuck off back to /b/ child
>>7547648
Filet o fish
>>7547673
Is that starting from flaccid ?
>>7547648
HEALTHFUL*
For the sake of ever loving fuck, can you people please stop referring to food as "healthy".
>>7547813
No. "healthful" sounds like cancer. While it may be technically correct it doesn't sound right in normal conversational English.
Though I do agree that it is silly to apply the word "healthy" to a single food. Individual foods are not "healthy", but a diet can be.
>>7547662
Wat if its a gril tho
water
>>7547648
I'll just leave this here
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/10210327/McDouble-is-cheapest-and-most-nutritious-food-in-human-history.html
>>7547648
IMO a McDouble with a salad and a diet soda or water has the best nutrients/buck ratio and is reasonably healthy.
I usually get a kids meal. Four piece nugget, fries, apple slices, and a milk.
>>7547833
people would pay extra.
>>7547813
Please.
Tbh nothing. Their salads are even loaded with sugar.
>>7547648
Pretty much everything on the menu is healthy. I eat at McDonald's at least 4 times a week and I'm feeling great!
>>7547813
Do you want to eat sick food?
I prefer my food healthy.
>>7547679
It's the latter
I used to work at McDonald's, we did this shit all the time for laffs. Nothing's funnier than looking up and seeing your coworker is furiously masturbating onto a piece of chicken with a shit eating grin
>>7549210
>Implying that can ever happen with how their kitchens are designed
It's not like they get away with that shit with 2 managers present and a kitchen visible from the counter
Also healthiest thing that doesnt taste like ass would be something like
Quarter pounder no sauces or cheese add tomato and lettuce
A side salad also no cheese or sauce
and a sugar free drink like Water or Diet Soda
You also have to live outside USA in a country where shitty unhealthy fillers are illegal. Canada for example has burgers made entirely out of beef chuck
>>7549280
Lol the managers were the worst bro
They get paid $16/hr to make the company thousands every day
>>7549280
>diet soda
>healthy
Ok fatty
This
