Foods you don't get.
I will never fathom how the existence of the cucumber will ever be justified. For me it's a blend of unimaginable blandness and the texture is just awful.
>>7545483
It's crisp and refreshing, fuck you
>tfw you're in a rush and bought cucumber instead of zucchini
Life isn't fair.
What? Shit ain't bland. Fuck off.
>>7545483
Fuck cucumbers. They're watery and bitter. Good for you for not buying into the global cucumber conspiracy.
ew.
Cucumber is crunchy filler. It's light and refreshing especially in the summer. Cucumber and tomato with salt and pepper on buttered bread is a great summer snack.
>>7545523
I am Dutch and I love black licorice.
>>7545483
It's more justified than yours.
You're buying the wrong cucumbers, or you're buying cucumbers that were raised in a bad way.
Go get a good English cucumber.
>>7545545
Cucumbers from single mothers are the worst. They're always bitter.
>>7545536
do you guys have the salty kind?
>>7545549
nice meme
>>7545551
Yes we do, it's amazing.
To contribute: I don't get why people bother to cook red cabbage. It tastes so much better to me when raw, than all dishes I've had it in when cooked.
>>7545555
I don't think you understand what that word means kiddo
>>7545563
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
>>7545570
See now that's a meme
I don't get Pho or oysters.
>>7545483
>not cutting off a few slices of cucumber to put in a glass of ice water
>not enjoying cucumber salad
>not enjoying a nice refreshing salad with cucumber and tomato
I'm sorry that your life lacks crispness and freshness.
>>7545483
You might only have a shit variety available near you. Some of them taste like nothing and have a texture like dried out melon, some of them smell and taste great and are crisp like a juicy apple.
>>7545620
Pho is just a soup. Not really sure what there is or is not to get.
I've never had a good quality cucumber in 30 years. They've really gone downhill and I don't know why. They used to be so crisp and flavorsome, now they have some tough leathery skin that makes an uncomfortable *pop* noise as your teeth burst through it.
You used to be able to eat them like a normal fruit, just by its self. Such a shame.
>>7545483
Asparagus.
It's expensive compared to other vegetables, it's bland and uninteresting, and makes your pee smell weird.
>>7545990
>bland
What's wrong with you people?
>>7545483
I used to buy cucumbers to masturbate every day with after school. I still do that before putting it in my food now :|
>>7545483
But they're delicious.
>>7545990
This, I usually piss in the sink. So whenever I eat asparagus I get a huge smell of my piss.
It makes me want to puke.
>>7546040
But I love veggies. I'm not even American.
This may come as a shocker to you people, but occasionaly you will find individuals with opinions different than yours.
Fruit and vegetables.
I just don't get it. They taste of hard, crunchy, soggy water. Or other weird, bitter tasting shit. Or they have some horrible texture.
Even if I'm having a burger, I'll pick the lettuce out.
Food
i just dont get it
just a boring blend of shitty flavours and textures
i would rather eat shit to be frank
>>7546053
This
All the hard work has already been done for you
>>7546049
People with a different opinion than me have shit taste.
>>7545483
Beef
Pork
Pears
I wouldn't refuse these things if they were served to me, but I just don't care for them very much.
Pork.
Is not haram.
>>7546080
You mean it's not halal?
>>7546098
get fucked m,ate
I dip cucumbers in white vinegar and sprinkles with salt and eat. Try it
>>7545488
This. It has the same use as iceberg lettuce.
What is the point of this even?
>>7546263
I mix it in with my mashed potato, gives it a nice kick.
>>7546026
Why do you do that. Where do you piss when you aren't pissing in the sink
>>7546263
they taste good?
>>7545483
But then you've never had a sandwich with fresh tomato, cucumber, black peppers, and mayo.
