I just crunched down on something and when I spat it out it was a bug head
I just found a big bug head in my soup
it had beady little black eyes an everything
How the fuck did it get there? I cooked the soup myself
Have any of you fu/ck/ers ever had a similar experience to this? Share your horror stories
>>7542636
Man up you Sissie. It's just extra protein.
weavels
>>7542662
I just googled that and you were right, that's what it was
how did you know?
>>7542683
How did you not? Common knowledge.
>>7542697
what ingredients could it have been hiding in?
I used lentils, rice, and frozen vegetables
but ever since I had pantry beetles a few years back I've been extra careful with my grains
I checked them myself when I poured them in the pot, they were clean
could it have been hiding in the frozen vegetables?
>>7542683
I had the same problem in my mashed potatoes.
I pulled out some old cake flour and it was full of pupae from some beasty. I just sifted them out. I really didn't give a shit.
A beetle landed on my hot dog, and I ate the fucker before he could eat any of my hot dog. Should've got his own dog. Didn't taste like anything, and the crunch wasn't anything to write home about.
>>7542714
you sick in dah head mane
>>7542714
Had to throw out a two day old bag of flour cuz the thing was infested with weavils. Never buying ingredients from the corner store again...
When I was younger I got an ice cream and bit into it. Looked at it after the second bite and saw a bunch of red. I just guessed it was raspberry or strawberry flavor (my dumb self). Next bite, saw my tooth. Turns out it was my own blood. That fucking sucked.
>>7542714
You're white aren't you
got an ice cream cone from mc donalds it was filled with hair but I ate it anyway.
>>7542683
If there was one there's definitely more. They were in one of your ingredients, probably the flour.
>>7542736
nigga I don't use flour in soup
>>7542636
If you used fresh greens like spinach or kale then it's entirely believable.
>>7542706
It was the rice, you missed it. Man up and accept it.
>>7542804
I think I would have noticed a big red bug head the size of a milkdud
it had to have been the frozen vegetables, I poured them out of the bag without looking
>>7542636
there was these worms crawling in my school dinner salad once after i put salad cream on it and i could see them squirming, i started crying and everyone gathered around to look, i was only 6 at the time keke
In the middle of eating a big mac I took a bite and pulled out a long strand of hair deep within the patty. I took it out and kept eating but there was another hair after that I stopped eating
>>7547995
I also had it happen to me again but with a quarter pounder and a mcrib but they were all from different mcdonalds. Also found cartilage in the mcnuggets. goddamnit mcdonalds.
>>7546209
same story with the worm in a salad, but this was at olive garden, in their bigass caesar salad i had ordered.
It was a white grub the length of a matchstick sitting on one of the lettuce leaves near the top, wriggling around in salad dressing.
>>7543882
fuck off
you ate a grain infesting big
you used grains in your soup
Let's put two and two together
>>7548238
my grains are clean, I've checked them 50 times
it had to be the vegetables
>>7542636
A thimble of bird shot in some pheasant pate.
Should have kept the evidence and negotiated unlimited pate from them. Then I would always have spare bird shot