Dinner al fresco at Sauced on Paseo in Oklahoma City
I'm still trying to decide what kind of pizza to have
You deleted your old thread just to start a new one?
>>7539107
I miss living in this neighborhood
They have djs and bands here sometimes
>>7539111
Someone deleted it for me. :(
Maybe the Green Lantern
Wrong pic
Two hippie chicks and 3 legged dog
So...
My friend showed up and insisted we go to this place instead
>>7539311
lmao
>>7539098
americans are such fucking slobs
The name of the place is Basil Mediterranean
"Mediterranean" is usually code for "Islamist Terror Chow" around here. In this case the owners are from Iran.
>>7539911
If you see something, say something, OP.
Be an American, call it in.
>>7539139
My god, food is so cheap in flyover.
all natural
>>7539319
Oklahoma isn't really a good reference when trying to pin down the everyman.
>>7539107
How is that guy growing pubes on his face like that?
The "zaffron" tea was actually dope as fuck
>>7539920
You're not impressing anyone.
>>7539931
The prices are impressing me. Really the only perk of living in the bible belt.
Order two mains and get a free hummus starter
>>7539927
Interesting... some guy in the last thread was bitching about food isn't any cheaper between the coasts.
>>7539107
that man has perfect, lady-like skin
my friend got some thing that was chicken thighs cooked in a lovely little sauce served over some bomb diggity rice
>>7539938
You got any other subtle negative things to say about rural America?
Go ahead and get it off your chest. No one gives a shit... but we really want you to feel like you've had a fair shot to say your piece.
>>7539920
Is this even that cheap? It seems about the same as NYC.
so far everything has tasted pretty great
>>7539956
It's the same fucking guy in every thread in CK that just never shuts the fuck up about middle America...
He's sort of retarded... just let him be.
>>7539960
Your friend is female... there it is... the humble brag we were all waiting for.
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the desserts look pretty good
>>7539954
Why do flyovers always act like this? Thanks for making sure everyone knows exactly how not upset you are over every minor slight you come across.
the napoleon i had for dessert was fucking rad
>>7539969
um, it depends on your definition of "female"
>>7539971
Napoleon is fucking GOAT
>>7539964
As someone who has previously been accused of being obsessed with middle america (and this being the first time I've posted in this thread), I think maybe you need to consider that you're making yourself a target for trolls and bullies by going ballistic any time someone makes a jab at flyovers.
Like this for instance >>7539954
Get a grip, man, the people in the pictures are dressed like slobs and you're actually getting defensive? Which means you yourself must be a fat flyover slob.
>>7539975
I'm not from fly over. I just think you are hilarious and can't help but poke you.
You're too easy. The type of kid that got picked on in school precisely because he didn't take it well and that just egged on the tormentors to a whole other level.
I'd feel sorry for you if the show wasn't so entertaining and you didn't bring it on yourself.
>>7539985
>I'm not from flyover
So why are you getting so emotional about this?
>>7539991
>leave_flyover_alone.jpg
>trying this hard
I had the gyro platter, the meat was average but the sauce we superb
>>7539975
>>7539954
Living in "flyover country" is sometimes cool, sometimes shitty and usually just meh.
A lot like living anywhere else.
>>7539996
>going full defensive mode with 2 different internet strangers because someone made fun of a table full of obese slobs wearing ill-fitting pants that are falling down
You're doing a really good job of convincing me that you don't give a shit about flyover land
Don't you have some image macro about "I don't think about you at all" you should be desperately searching for in your reaction folder?
>>7539985
Wow, this seems like a text book case of projection. You are, right now, egging on your tormentors. I wasn't even being tormented at any point.
>>7540038
Bullying the buttmad flyover is a venerable /ck/ tradition, cleetus
Now, crush up another oxycontin pill and say "obama made me do this"
>>7540003
>I had the gyro platter, the meat was average but the sauce we superb
you lika da juice, eh?
>>7540038
>I use my phone on 4G and my computer to make two different posts 6 seconds apart while avoiding the timer, just to trigger flyovers
Why bother when one post does the trick?
>>7540054
>>7540045
ya'll should fuck now
>>7540067
I have pretty high standards, I'm only going to fuck the other anon if it looks, dresses, talks, and acts like Charlotte Rampling in "The Night Porter"
It can be a boy or a girl IDGAF, a hole is a hole
>>7540073
Shit, anon. You got some good ass taste.
>>7540045
>continuing to try this hard
>posting edited screen shots
>being this bent up over it
>2013 + 3
>frozen came out 3 years ago - you need to let it go.
If you haven't realized, no one from fly over land is even upset... all we've posted is green text for quite some time...
but keep going though.
if you keep egging on your tormentors.. eventually they'll give up on you... sort of like the revolving cast of father figures your mom provided for you...