Best way to drink vodka?
>>7535963
Boil it.
Soak a tampon in it.
iced tea.
shotka
get it
mix it with bitters and tears.
>>7535963
enema
Like in your picture, neat with food.
Mix it with something that has flavor.
>>7536005
Such as more vodka?
>>7536002
I have to agree. Was digging bloody mary for a while, but we had a falling out.
>>7535963
While strongly considering how you got to the point in your live where you're seriously asking what the best way to drink vodka is.
>>7535963
by polishing off a handle alone with nothing else but your crippling depression
With salmon roe
aw yes
>>7537534
Never had it on dark rye.
How is it?
>>7537537
It's good
I much prefer it on blinis or rice though. Ikura sushi and ikuradon are delicious.
I sometimes like to just buy a whole tub of salmon roe on sale, and just eat it with a spoon while I take shots of vodka. It's bliss
>>7536002
this. I had a russian boss once who would give us a shot of vodka and a hunk of some kind of smoked sausage every lunch break.
>>7537537
>>7537551
Oh, and make sure you have it on proper European dark rye.
Doesn't taste too good on the typical American Jewish rye, which is better suited for deli meats and pastrami.
>>7535963
I mix it with koolaid. Yeah I know, sounds ghetto but it's mostly water and vodka is clear so you don't get nearly as hung over.
I like vodka in shots at room temp, dark liquors are better cold in shots. I think at least....
>>7537551
>Ikura sushi and ikuradon
What a load of weaboo rubbish!
Try REAL rye bread from somewhere like Latvia and always drink vodka neat!
Syringe it into a watermelon
>>7537578
You don't need a syringe. Only for oranges
Anus, definitely
Room temp and from a shot glass
From a mug. First thing in the morning.
Neat, slightly chilled, with pickles.
>>7536080
>All that russian shit
>Swedish vodka
>>7537551
I'm in Japan right now and even I need to say, "jesus fucking christ."
>>7537567
You're a REAL faggot
>>7535963
With diet tonic and a lime.
One of the lowest calorie cocktails if you care about that sort of thing. Wouldn't recommend it for taste alone, however.
give it back to the bartender say you actually asked for rum
>>7535963
Not a fan of vodka even though Im Polack but if I have to I take a shot then take a little sip of banana juice, I know thats gay but fuck it.
>>7535963
Through the mouth. Trust me.
Tried doing it up the butt one time. It still burns.
straight from the plastic jug chased with a sip of cool chocolate milk. if you think I'm joking I assure you this is how I do it.
>>7536733
Wow, me too!
>>7536080
i want to do this right now, while smoking hella dank
warm and straight from the (plastic) bottle
>>7537551
fuck, gotta try vodka with this
my father recently brought home some salmon roe, he has connections with the fishermen so I can get it cheap
freeze it into cubes and put em up your butt. :^)
>>7538380
Well, Russian does vodka mostly suck.
Citrus Schweppes and Vodka was my main party drink back in highschool
>>7537559
>le clear liquor gives less hangovers meme
Look,you don't know how to drink properly, it's fine, no need to parade your ignorance around for everyone to see.
You probably think mixing liquors is bad too, right?
>>7539282
They hangover isnt as bad, you dont get less of them
>>7535980
No can you explain please
orange and carrot juice with vodka
lemonade with ice and a slice of lemon with vodka
pure orange juice mixed with lucozade orange and vodka
those are the best ive tried the worst would be
bitter lemon and vodka or coco pops and vodka
>>7539282
as if there is a proper way to drink poison
>>7539282
so how do I mix liquors without puking?
