What are some creative things I can do with a sausage, /ck/?
hang muslims
>>7532686
deep throat it until it comes out of your ass.
>>7532686
Hang yourself with it
Smack Muslims or Jews in the face, so long as it's 100% pork if course
You can hang a Mexican with it.
How much sausage we talking here?
If it's greater than 25kg, respond and let me know. I can get you a solid hook up and if you keep the sausage coming, you're not going to be worrying about money anymore.
>>7532686
Shove it 3 ft up some tranny's ass.
>>7532689
Hah, classic Carlos
Eat it raw in one sitting and die for various reasons.
I like to have like a stir fry with bell peppers and onions and garlic.
>>7532686
Sausage is harem you will be beheaded for such insolence.
dip bullets in it
>>7532686
Have a party
Eat it.
>>7532686
Strangle a mudslime with it. He won't be able to defend himself because touching it is haram.
>>7532687
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>>7532686
Fuckin hang yourself or someone else.
>>7532705
what about is was sexist?
>>7532722
maybe the one about the faggot
>>7532741
that would be homofobic not sexist
slide it in your bum-bum, chum
Use it as a barrier to keep muslims from entering your country. With enough sausage you can entirely encircle muslim countries to prevent muslims from leaving.
>>7533879
That won't work since they could just use an airplane.
>>7533902
>Sausage around the airports
There we go!
>>7532686
you can do a rougaï, cut sausage in few inches parts, cook it with tomatoes, spices, oignon and eat it with rice
or try doing meatballs
>>7532686
Not really creative, but my favorite prep is tossing in sauerkraut, carrots, turnips, and quartered onions. Roast til delicious. Serve with mustard
>>7532705
Now that is a punchable face.
