Thought I would share my friends tattoo
I bet he doesn't even sous vide.
You could have got a mermaid with her tits out.
>>7529396
I rate it cringe/10.
>>7529396
Ohhh Lynne honey....
looks like the transfers on the wall of a soullessly designed university or truck stop cafeteria
>>7529396
sweet! gonna get that MARINADE GARNISH SIMMER on my forehead. ty!
>>7529396
Should get a matching "slice, dice, chop" on your neck.
>>7529396
brutal
>>7529396
That's beyond retarded
>>7529446
heres your +(you)
thats a bad word
>>7529414
Pretty much this.
With just a bit more thought all of that compressed typography nonsense could've been translated into imagery
>>7529414
Yup. Really a bad tattoo. So sad
>>7529396
Spuree
>Blanche
Tattoos aren't carte blanch for spelling errors.
>>7529476
SpoachE
>>7529396
Anyone who has a tattoo is automatically a subhuman.
>>7529414
this
>>7529452
>BlanchE
holy fucking shit.
legendary failure.
>>7529396
Your friends looks like a thug.
>>7529396
'Al dente' seems out of place.
>>7529396
Is that Jack Scarfannys son?
>>7529537
Agreed
>>7529396
It looks like a sign you would see at ross
>>7529998
This is what I thought too.
>>7529396
wow, your friend looks like a tacky kitchen rug. nice work fags!
>>7529396
I hope he comes to regret that massively with time
>>7530722
They all do
>>7530736
I have an Uncle with all the Smurfs tattooed on his calf. Even has the village behind them in solid colour
>>7529396
>dat lack of burn scars on your arms
Do you even cook bro?
>marinade
but that's a noun you fucking cunt.
don't even get me started on blanche or al dente.
>>7531520
They all look like basic culinary terms anyone who's watched the Food Network for an hour knows.
Plus, like someone said, it looks like one of those shitty 10 dollar signs from Ross. Also I bet this guy's not even a cook.
>>7531544
apart from those three i mentioned, they're all verbs. marinade was definitely a mistake, he meant marinate.
>>7529396
This looks like the dumb shit you see printed on novelty coffee cups in shitty home stores
>>7531564
don't you blanche fries?
Why does marinade have a capital i what the fuck it's pissing me off
>>7529396
after over 20 minutes in mspaint
>>7531788
kek
>>7531788
noice
>>7531788
You skilled nigga. Watermark that shit
That is silly.
>>7529414
I was going to say a shitty housewife's cookbook she managed to get published but I think this is better.
Do non-cringy /ck/-related tattoos exist?
>>7534593
J'aime jouer avec le feu et les couteaux et les choses mortes.
>>7534636
Boris?
>>7529396
What is SpureeG?
>>7531788
>analize ma ass
al dente is literally the most plebian thing he couldve put. someday he will be a master and sneer at the term 'al dente', but lo and behold, it will be tattooed on his arm, holding him forever back. literally admitting to being mediocre
