>>7526001
>a bunch of dry layers with one layer of dressing

Sounds like a salad.

Seven layer dip is pretty much entirely mushy pastes (guacamole, salsa, refried beans, etc) suitable for dipping.

>>7526001
So basically a sideways cobb salad.

>>7526001
Looks alright but seems annoying to server

>shitting on the midwest

We invented chicken fried steak.

>lettuce salad
>tuna salad
>chicken salad
>waldorf salad
>fruit salad
>7 layer salad

WHAT THE FUCK IS SALAD

>>7526185

we also have the best ribs (st. louis), best pizza (chicago), and goddamn toasted ravioli (st. louis again).

unfortunately, it's cold.

>>7526192
whatever you want it to be bby ;^)

>>7526185
I didn't realize Germany was in the Midwest.

>>7526204

...tossed.

>>7526192

sal·ad
ˈsaləd
noun
a cold dish of various mixtures of raw or cooked vegetables, usually seasoned with oil, vinegar, or other dressing and sometimes accompanied by meat, fish, or other ingredients.
"a green salad"
a mixture containing a specified ingredient served with a dressing.
"a red pepper filled with tuna salad"
a vegetable suitable for eating raw.
the second description is more relevant to some of that stuff, I guess

>>7526208
The Midwest isn't full of shitskins and cucks, so no, it isn't Germammy.

>>7526220
It isn't full of shitskins, and one out of two ain't bad.

>>7526208
I didn't realize Italy was in Germany

>>7526220
Minnesota has large Somali and Hmong populations, and there is literally nothing wrong with consensual cuckoldry.