https://youtu.be/ZGPPAvWH1NU
>$699 bag pressing machine
>>7525345
obviously not targeted towards *your* economic class
>posting unlisted videos
is this some reverse psychology shilling?
>>7525345
>no water
So it's dehydrated produce? How do you get juice then?
>Surely OP is a retarded homosexual who misread the price
Holy fuckmuffins. Investors dumped over $100 million into this company. The bag squeezer actually is $699 +tax +tip but you get free shipping!
THEN you have you buy the juice packs ranging from $4 to $10 each.
It actually would be cheaper to drive to whole foods' juice bar, using their organic, nonGMO, free range, pesticide free, fair trade, ethical vegetables juiced, and drive back home in your hybrid electric vehicle.
Then theres the owner and CEO of the company. /pol/ was right again!
>>7525345
Isn't this just an april fools video?
Now THAT is a scam
>American customers make this company survive
>>7525379
>our superior, strong, free american economy can even support this
keep crying
>>7525366
It's straight off their website, idk why it's unlisted
>>7525386
We'll see about that.
More stupid shit MUH INTERNET OF THINGS
>>7525345
Terrible design choices, that wouldn't fit most kitchens aesthetically. I hope it fails miserably.
>>7525345
reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVsYziGIKC8
$300 machine
$4 for a pack of four pods
>>7525376
>mfw its real
>>7525345
What the fuck is wrong with using a blender
>>7525500
Too much pulp and cleaning a juicer is a bitch.
I can sorta see the attraction in this, if you're lazy and rich.
>>7525541
>Too much pulp
Crappy wal-mart tier blender detected
>>7525541
yea maybe if you spend 30 dollars on a blender its shit wow who would have gussed
>>7525568
It doesn't matter what blender you use, if you put the result through a cheesecloth you get a big ball of pulp (and some proper juice).
>>7525345
this is the whitest thing I've ever seen
>>7525345
That thing looks fucking awesome.
I'd happily part with GBP for one.
>>7525582
juicing is meme for retards who think toxins are real and nu males who cant handle some bits in their drink
>>7525594
>I'd happily part with GBP for one.
Not sure if they're selling it in the UK.
>>7525614
>juicing is meme for retards
You sound kind of retarded, just saying.
>>7525616
goodboy points mate
>>7525582
Nope. A proper blender will reduce the pulp so fine that it will easily pass through a coarse filter like cheesecloth.
>>7525616
Not available in the UK I'm afraid.
>>7525621
Why? You guys have a postal service, right? What's stopping you from importing one?
>>7525621
It will be. For 699£
>>7525541
>Too much pulp
That's where the fiber is, one of the great reasons to eat vegetables.
>>7525632
2,2% customs, BREXIT when?
http://ec.europa.eu/taxation_customs/dds2/taric/measures.jsp?Taric=85094000&Lang=en&GoodsText=&Domain=TARIC&MeasText=&Offset=0&Area=&ShowMatchingGoods=&ExpandAll=&LangDescr=&callbackuri=CBU-0&SimDate=20160331
>>7525636
No those are the bad "toxins" that make juicing better!
>>7525642
Well, if you're willing to pay $700 for this thing in the first place then surely you'd be OK with paying a measly 2.2% on top of that.
>>7525648
Sure, but it's getting the bags imported every week that would be the pain in the arse.
>>7525642
>Import tariffs are too high
>Let's leave one of the world's largest free trade zones to end that
Rosbif logic
>>7525345
>$699 bag pressing machine
LOL! I can't wait for my buddy to buy one and explain how it's a totally justified purchase, as it helps with his gluten intolerance...
>>7525632
It has sharp edges
>>7525614
a hundred times this
just eat a good damn fruit or veggie
>>7525594
you would pay a $700 for a machine to press a bag for you?
>>7525345
This is how we destroy the middle class
>>7525644
Bernie 2016, you with me?
>>7525345
I can do the same thing with a baggy and a cinder block.
Can't you just buy the bags and press out the stuff yourself?
>>7525715
This is going to my merchant folder
there are so many fucking juice bars around my area (vancouver, canada). and I never see more than 2 people at one time getting juice, probably because it's like 10 fucking dollars for a bottle the size of a small drink at mcdonalds, they are an unsustainable hipster fad that will die out in mere months most likely.
Why not just put the juice in bottles so you can skip having to squeeze it from a bag and just drink straight out of it?
>>7525750
I doubt this is true for all kinds of juice, but many start to lose quality very quickly after the juice is made. Keeping the fruit or veggies "intact" and juicing at the last minute gives a better quality juice.
for example, oranges contain their juice, but also various enzymes and other chemicals. When you juice an orange the various chemicals from different parts of the orange mix and those enzymes start working. This creates a chemical called limolin which is very bitter. Thus freshly squeezed OJ tastes much better than OJ that's been sitting around for even 30 minutes. (Source: On Food and Cooking by McGee, pg. 375-376) I'm sure there are similar things happening in other fruits and veggies as well.
Why not eat a fruit instead of mushing it like you're a fucking infant who can't eat solids
>>7525345
Just eat your fucking vegetables
>>7525793
Because sometimes you need juice rather than the whole fruit. You're not going to be able to use whole fruits or veggies in a sauce, for example.
>>7525345
The Kerig of juice machines.
go ahead, buy into their ecosystem, enjoy your juice and go on about 'organic' and the 'environment'.
>>7525375
/pol/ is never wrong.
This will catch on among retarded upper-middle class housewives. Guarantee it.
>>7525353
Rich and frivolous enough to buy this but poor enough not to be able to afford servants to do all this sort of busy work for them.
Ha!
>>7525844
some day, walking the street will be considered an extreme sport.
>>7525844
>the application is required
Why?
>>7525875
Probably so they can track usage habits (and perform various other kinds of data mining) through the app.
I bet it won't press 'expired' packs so they can press customers for money.
>>7525895
It's three revenue streams
The product itself
data mining
renewable income from the juice packs
>>7525828
Your quite right about that...as good/bad as /pol/ may be, wrong it ain't...
>>7525653
>Can't make free trade deals like every other Anglo country has due to being in the vile EU
>Doesn't understand the benefit of leaving the EU
Europhile "logic".
>>7525930
Sure, go ahead and suck American cock. I'm sure they'll also agree to all those special Brit rules.
>>7525386
>America
>free
Lmao
>>7525724
can't you just stick a straw in it and drink it like the baby you are?
>>7526007
Because it is literally chopped veggies. Cold pressed is one of those health conscious fads that plagues any city with a film industry
>>7525469
Holy shit why. I'll never understand why my dad bothered buying the coffee one, after like a year of dealing with the pods he just bought a fucking adapter that lets you put normal ground coffee in.
Also what the fuck is wrong with the serving sizes on those? Even the giant mug button barely fills a normal coffee cup halfway. I have to use both the giant and teacup button to get a full cup.
>>7525372
They probably mean 'no added water' otherwise it wouldn't be so liquid anymore in the glass.
smoothies > juice
>>7526157
We call that a juice dispenser and a shitty one gives you a watery product. Where I work the orange juice had the worst taste
>>7525779
>literally giving citations in a fucking 4chan post
>pay 700 fucking USD for a literal meme machine that gives you hipster juice at several hundred percent markup
>pay 80 USD for a nutribullet that makes fantastic smoothies that you feel in control of and can know exactly what you're putting in, as well as retaining all the fiber from the veggies, which is 80% of why you eat them in the first place
i made my choice years ago
>>7525375
Fucking jews man...
>>7527291
Then perhaps a more upvote based aggregator would better suit your needs. You know where to go back to
