Alright, /ck/, lets settle this once and for all. What is the most superior milk and why is it whole?
>>7524004
personally I think if you are drinking anything under 2% you should just switch to water
>>7524004
Whole milk is for losers, buttermilk is for cruisers.
>>7524015
that isn't even milk, thats just cashew juice.
2% gang for life my nigga
I generally prefer none, but if I had to choose one, amygdalate is pretty good
>>7524015
I make cashew cheese and apply it in scattered globs to whole wheat pizza.
>>7524024
buttermilk?? jesus that's gotta be so sour man
>>7524026
It has more in common with milk than juice.
>>7524055
Cashews don't even have nipples you gay vegan.
>>7524055
>definition of milk
>an opaque white fluid rich in fat and protein, secreted by female mammals for the nourishment of their young
>female mammals
>cashews
>>7524033
It tastes pretty good. No good for tea, coffee or cereal, but I don't take those.
>>7524004
What exactly is "whole milk?"
Like, 3.25% fat milk? Homo milk?
>>7524055
>>7524072
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Baked milk is the superior milk and you don't know anything if you haven't tried it. The Maillard reaction doesn't fuck around.
seriously the best milk evar, and I'm pretty sure the only reason I tried it was because I was excited about a big glass gallon of chocolate milk, turned out to be one of the best choices I ever made
>>7524087
3.25% fat usually
>>7524072
I'm not talking about the definition of milk, or where it comes from, I mean the milk itself. It's creamy and white, like nut milk. You put it on cereal, like nut milk. The level of fat and protein varies, but juice has neither. No one would think to call it juice because it isn't used like juice and doesn't resemble juice.
>>7524101
a cashew is a fruit. juice is the liquid obtained from a fruit or vegetable.
admit it, anon, you're pouring juice all over your cereal like a cretin.
>>7524116
Yes and we cover pizza with fruit paste! Not everything is literal and it really isn't a big deal.
>>7524132
yeah but I would never call tomato sauce cranberry sauce even though they are both thick red sauces
>>7524101
Pay no mind to these luddites, Cashew milk is the shit. I"m not a vegan, I eat meat, eggs and fish every single day and I love it, but I love cashew milk to drink or pour on cereal. It's got like 30kcal per 250ml where whole milk has 170.
>>7524143
And I would never call cashew milk dairy milk.
>>7524072
Almond milk has been enjoyed since the middle ages.
>>7524144
I like it too. But I don't think there's any point comparing calories. It's almost entirely water and has very little nutrition, besides some vitamins if it happens to be fortified.
>>7524072
Webster, Oxford, and Macmillan:
noun
1.
an opaque white or bluish-white liquid secreted by the mammary glands of female mammals, serving for the nourishment of their young.
2.
this liquid as secreted by cows, goats, or certain other animals and used by humans for food or as a source of butter, cheeses, yogurt, etc.
3.
>any liquid resembling this, as the liquid within a coconut, the juice or sap of certain plants, or various pharmaceutical preparations.
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noun
[mass noun]
1An opaque white fluid rich in fat and protein, secreted by female mammals for the
nourishment of their young:
‘a healthy mother will produce enough milk for her baby’
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1.1The milk from cows (or goats or sheep) as consumed by humans:
‘a glass of milk’
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1.2The white juice of certain plants:
‘coconut milk’
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1.3>A creamy-textured liquid with a particular ingredient or use:
‘cleansing milk'
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a white liquid that comes from cows, goats, and sheep, which people drink and use in cooking. Cheese and other foods made from milk are called dairy products
a carton of milk
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a.
a white liquid that women and female animals produce in their bodies to feed their babies or young animals
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Substances from animals:beeswax, blubber, civet...
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The breast and breasts:boob, bosom, breast...
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a> white liquid that some plants such as the coconut produce
>>7524170
you fucking shill piece of shit you know that some pussy ass fucking vegan probably wrote dozens of letters to the dictionary companies to change the definition. you know damn fucking well that milk isn't a white liquid resembling milk that doesn't even make any fucking sense
>>7524193
How can I be a shill? Do you understand English words? Shills are plants at carnivals. This is an internet message board, not a carnival.
>>7524206
>An accomplice of a hawker, gambler, or swindler who acts as an enthusiastic customer to entice or encourage others.
>>7524209
Don't throw these readaptations at me. It's a carnival term.
>>7524218
how quick did you read that definition?? the only one that references carnivals and plants have the same definition I am giving you
>>7524015
Uh, how? Was water added into the blender?
>>7524234
You soak them first. Then add all of it into the blender the next day.
>>7524231
You're not going to see the proper definition in modern dictionaries, kid.
>>7524237
So you activate nuts before making milk from them?
Can you make milk from any sort of nuts/seeds? Sunflower? Peanuts?
>>7524231
He's a retarded faggot, if you keep arguing he'll just turn you gay like him. Not worth it fampai
>>7524243
Cashews cannot be activated as they have already been steamed
>>7524235
>That almost milk
That's not a bad choice anon, just looks and taste watered down.
>>7524235
Costs more than a gallon. It has a nice texture to it but it's really not worth it.
>>7524004
Nonfat finnish milk is the best milk.
It's so fresh.
>>7524004
>first time tasting non-UHT milk
Almond milk is objectively the best "milk" you can get, but if you're into the dairy stuff whole milk is your best bet.
Am I the only one that likes soy milk more than almond milk?
I like almonds on their own quite a lot but the milk just seems off. I love the flavor of soy milk on the other hand.
>>7524097
Thanks, broham.
>>7524367
You're not alone. Soymilk has potassium.
1 Percent 4L
>>7524158
>Almond milk has been enjoyed since the middle ages.
Almonds were poison in the middle ages(ever wonder why cyanide smells like almonds?). Only kings had almonds. No one knew how to make milk from Almonds for a few centuries.
>>7524004
Homemade hemp milk is my favorite. I use hemp hearts, water, stevia, and a pinch of salt. I like it a lot.
>>7524021
This, basically.
Although the problem is that people's tastes get accustomed to it. I have friends who were raised drinking 1%, and they say it's better than whole milk because whole milk is "too creamy". Like, what the fuck. That's like being raised eating styrofoam, and hating on actual food because it's "too tasty".
>>7524031
Is cashew cheese actually good? The one think I can't seem to cut out is cheese, but always forget to look for cashew cheese when I shop
>>7525303
exactly, all of my friends who call it "too creamy" either haven't tried it or went in expecting to hate it so they did. not my fault you were raised drinking watered down shit.
>>7525317
I've never bought it. Just made my own that tastes like cream cheese.
>>7525210
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Almond_milk#History
>>7525388
It's nobody's fault. They like a different thing than you. Who cares?
Sorta related question: Does almond milk taste inherently burnt to anyone else? Shit makes me gag every time regardless of brand.
So if "whole milk" is just 3.25%, what would be 100% milk?
>>7526096
A block of fat.
>>7526096
Whole milk is ~3.25% milkfat.
100% milkfat would be a blob of fat, anon.
I like 1%. It's not watery like non-fat, but it's more refreshing than 2%. (for drinking I mean).
>>7526103
Ya, I don't know what I was thinking, but is there milk that as more milkfat?
>>7526105
Half-and-half
Heavy whipping cream
Come on, anon. You should know these things.
>>7526108
Damn, I'm dumb.
>>7525210
Im in a college class with 8 people total and have been intermittently spazing for the last 5 minutes laughing at the fanta part of that image every time i picture it in my head.
>T..thanks
that's not milk protein isolate
>>7525210
Almost every middle ages cookbook has almond milk in it. Stop spouting shit you don't know.
>http://www.daviddfriedman.com/Medieval/Cookbooks/Du_Fait_de_Cuisine/Du_fait_de_Cuisine.html
>28
Cashew milk is a waste of perfectly good cashews.
>>7524004
Chocolate milk
>>7525210
>Almonds were poison in the middle ages(ever wonder why cyanide smells like almonds?)
What do these two things have to do with each other?
>>7527878
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Superior milk coming through
>>7524004
>>7524021
>>7524030
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>>7527878
>wanting gyno
>wanting raised estrogen levels
>wanting prostate cancer
>wanting testicular cancer
>wanting ovarian cancer
>wanting type 1 diabetes
>>7524015
what does it taste like? Nutty water? Is it as thick as regular milk?
>>7527921
You're stupid if you pay for that or bovine growth formula. It's expensive water.
Placebo, all of them.
At the end of the day, it all goes down the toilet.
Prove to me that there is a statistically objective difference between the "different" milks.Protip: you can't. Its all a marketing scheme.
skim for me, to be quite honest my family.
i grew up in a skim milk household.
when you've had skim milk your entire life, trying whole milk is a weird experience. the richness is a bit much.
i'm used to milk being crisp, light, and refreshing.
>>7524004
>superior milk
almond milk. dairy is for manlets who believe it'll make them grow
>>7528153
It'll make their prostate and cancers grow. That's what bovine growth hormone does to adults.
>>7524004
Whole milk is far superior when it come to drinking also it tastes better on your cornflakes; It's good in coffee too!
I was brought up on wholemilk but I can understand people raising an eyebrow when it comes to a Brew. I have drunk tea with semi-skimmed and can live with it (although I prefer whole).
Skimmed milk is a waste of time. - As is the 'milks' using nuts as a base, they just cater for the whimsical vegan freaks but I also understand it's Ok for those with a genuine lactose intolerance.
In Britain we have a brand called Cravendale, it is undoubtedly the best tasting milk (even though it costs more than your average pint) . . .it's something to do with a filtration process.
We don't have steroids and shit in our milk, so this is never an issue here.
Toodle pip.
>>7524004
Whole organic raw. < Human breast milk from a secluded amazonian
>>7528285
>Human breast milk from a secluded amazonian
Because the fat content helps my ass OUT SON
>>7524030
I've drank at least half a gallon of 2% tonight, somebody stop me.
