Whats the best YouTube Channel about food/cooking and why is it based Chef John?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TJMqmscRS8
>>7521571
his eye colour is really wied
>>7521579
He's been bitten by a bologna sandwich on a full moon night.
>>7521571
Can only do Eye-talian and typical Burger dishes. Rest of his recipes sucks. I guess his calming voice and good camera angles makes it seem like he knows more than he does.
>>7521571
No one matches Steven Reed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hF41qPkJxs
>>7521623
What are some of his recipes that are actually bad. Something being inauthentic doesn't matter if the end result taste good
>>7522345
His sports drink recipe. And yes, he fucking added cayenne to it.
KING
>>7522353
I tried it and it was bretty gud.
>>7522353
Man likes Cayenne. Enjoys its flavor. Goes on to tell people in every recipe hey if you don't like this, don't add it. Personally, I wouldn't add Cayenne to a sports drink on first thought, but I'd try it once to be sure.
Butthurt failed youtube chef detected.
>>7522813
>>7522813
he makes me moist
>>7521571
I tried his recipe for beef jerky and was happy with how it turned out. I did a test batch, which got devoured in a single day at work, before making another as a Christmas gift for my dad. And my dad has been asking for a refill for a while.
Chef John is truly based, and you're a faggot if you disagree with that.
His videos are a nice balance of straightforward cooking and goofy commentary.
>>7521571
I'm sick of seeing this faggot constantly being advertised here.
>>7523310
wew
yup i liked his videos a while back, like several years, hes still going strong, but i moved onto watching legitimate chefs because like 1 video from them gives you more insight and information than 100 videos from chef john
Hello!
Chef john here from fooooood wishes dot com and today
we're making a tub of cum!
that's right
this tub of cum also known as jizz is great for any party or get-together
so lets get started!
first you're gonna need a tub, but not just any size
oooohhhhhh no
you're gonna want something big, something voluminous
today i'm using a 5x5 solid steel cum bucket
and next your gonna want to prepare your cum
so find about 20 or 30 healthy males in the area i'll be using 15 blacks and 10 hispanics, but use can use whatever you want
just make sure to avoid those asians, they don't supply enough
and you're gonna want to prep the bull
just take your hands and rub one of these males down
make sure to squeeze gently to get aaaaaalllll the juice out
remember you are the Attila the Hun of your bucket of cum
so once they're all juiced go ahead and leave out the tub for about an hour
some people like to refrigerate it for about an hour, I don't but you are the boss of your man sauce
and you're dooooonnneee!
look at that, a nice, syrupy bowl; excuse me bucket, of cum.
thick
velvety
ribbons of spunk
just wanting to entertain your guests!
so go ahead and try this at home the next time you bring your wife's son over for dinner!
and as always
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>>7523339
10/10 read it all in his voice. If only ochikeron would try that recipe with me
>>7523339
If you made this, holy shit this is the best thing I've read all day.
>>7521631
Came here to post this
>>7523339
fucking legend
>>7523339
10/10
today was a good day on /ck/
>>7521587
Fucking lel
>>7523327
Any reccomendations?
>>7521571
How can anyone stand that shit he does with his voice? It grates on me so fucking badly
>>7523788
The earlier videos are much better
>>7523339
>haha semen jizz cum boys have a penis girls have vagina
absolutely terrible
>>7523822
But why does he do it? He's so desperate to be a living meme?
>>7523836
howdy reddit
>>7523892
This.
>>7521571
heY guyS werE Gonna. MakE stuff on Food. WisheS doT CoM
Why does he talk like that? Its horrible
>>7523339
Posted this on his latest video
>>7523339
>you are the Attila the Hun of your bucket of cum
I couldn't not hear this in his voice.
>>7523339
>remember you are the Attila the Hun of your bucket of cum
Okay this is good
>>7521631
Anyone got the link to his paedophile conviction and mugshot?
>>7521579
he hired the same photographer who does amateur allure.
>>7523339
>no cayenne
I've only seen his lasagne recipe, but instead of white sauce he uses fucking ricotta or cottage cheese or something. After that I decided not to watch any of his videos.
>>7524479
thats the american way of doing lasagna
>>7524498
In that case I'd rather not learn to do things the American way, so there's no point watching his videos.
>>7524510
I dunno, I tried the joes special recipe and it was pretty tasty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahWooNfQ_C8
>>7523781
Watch some old videos of Marco Pierre White.
>>7523838
I can't get past his phrasing
>>7524567
Its called the high rising terminal and its a plague upon the English language.
>>7524474
>and no FRESHly ground, black pepper
>>7524433
>stick a ring light on and take close shots like a fucking art student with a pbr stuck up his ass
Don't they teach lighting anymore?
>>7521571
Because I like Charisse better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwIwTdBOJvk