PAN
NICE AND HOT
>>7521202
Beautiful... lamb. Olive oil; rub it in.
SEASON NICELY
OIL
in the pan
>>7521202
A KNOB OF BUTTER.
INTO THE OVEN
not too loud
dont want to wake the misses
salt.
pepper.
saute.
golden brown.
somali semen.
fuck my wife.
humilitation.
degrastion.
go.
golden brown.
this is how you cuck.
proper english.
EASY
Simple.
Elegant.
Beautiful.
Delicious.
Open up; the legs
Two beautiful thighs
Three fingers
ON THE HEAT
OFF THE HEAT
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rwFuyku.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
And now
we add the Knorr™ Beef stockpot
and you know
the beauty of the Knorr™ Beef stockpot...
is that it adds that beef flavour
back to the beef
*stares intensely*
DONE
JUST
PAN ON
OIL IN
RUSTIC
CUT
GENTLY
IN
THIS SIDE IS RAW
AND THE OTHER SIDE LOOKS LIKE GHANDI'S FLIP FLOPS
>cuts to token dumbass blonde interview
>"I don't think ghandi had flip flops. He lived in the jungle, I don't think they have shoes."
NEEDS LIFTING UP A BIT.
Just let the KNIFE do the work
GARLIC
IN
>>7521263
Thissa good one
Look at that color.
That's exactly what we want.
>>7521239
>degrastion
BIG GUY
FOR YOU
When he is cooking by himself he seems like such a nice normal bloke. Then on tv running the kitchen brigade seems like a total asshole. The many faces of Gordon.
CHOPPED LIKE A DOG'S DINNA
>>7521416
He has high standards for his employees. I don't think that's a bad thing. The ends justify the means.
IT SMELLS
EXTRA ORDINARY
>>7521416
It's called acting, and he's terrible at it.
who /lost the plot kid/ here?
>>7521436
>tfw gordon will never destroy you this hard
>>7521438
How would you even live with yourself after that?
>>7521448
just swallow the egg with the bag on and choke yourself to death
>>7521421
That is bullshit. I have led US Marines in combat. Highly motovaited people dont need to be talked to like dogs. Its done for ratings because it sure as fuck isnt effective leadership.
>>7521459
The idiots in Hell's Kitchen aren't highly motivated.
>>7521459
>motovaited
You want us to believe you are an officer?
>>7521465
No squad leader, a Sergeant.
>>7521462
They are volunteers trying to win game show prizes?
>>7521454
eggsphyxiation
>>7521468
thank you for your service
>>7521471
They all have strong egos, impossible to have any teamwork if everyone are dicks to each other, motivation or not
>>7521500
The best meal of the day at the chow hall is breakfast. I'd usually get 3 egg omlete with ham, cheddar, mushrooms, bell peppers and onion. Even the coffee aint too bad. So thank you fellow citizen for providing me with the taxpayer funded fuel to crush the enemies of the Republic. Im in college now.
>>7521512
> what is sarcasm
>>7521515
I am not bring sarcastic. Breakfast is the best meal of the day at the chow hall.
Dinner
Done.
>>7521520
Not you.
>>7521506
>They all have strong egos, impossible to have any teamwork if everyone are dicks to each other, motivation or not
>They all have strong egos
>strong egos
>egos
it's a cooking show dumb ass, I'm pretty sure they don't make frozen waffles
ON THE HEAT
>>7521530
>>7521416
He's still chill on British TV.
Watch the Curry Lounge episode of Kitchen Nightmares, he takes the staff out to play cricket in a team building exercise.
>>7521512
I was a Marine too you 8 year cunt.
>not getting a breakfast burrito
What a choad.
Tomawtos.
on the vine
ON
>>7521459
don't they talk to marines exactly like dogs when they first get in?
>>7521512
Fucking socialist, sucking off the teat of the American worker...god damned disappointing.
>>7521459
When Ramsay does these shows, he's not the NCO, he's the DI in boot.
ITS ROTTEN
YOU'RE GOING TO KILL PEOPLE
>>7521651
Yes
>>7521259
Rustic.
>>7521654
Who is the socialist comrade? I dont even get paid minimum wage.
>>7521568
British kitchen nightmares is my fav version. You actually see that he has skill in it.
I still dont understand the minimalist english when hes doing some recipes though
>>7521674
>British kitchen nightmares is my fav version.
>that one episode where the restaurant was painted this bright baby blue across literally everything
>he's driving up on it and makes a comment about not being able to miss it then ends with "Too bad the Germans did."
Jesus Christ Ramsay.
>>7521524
>expecting a marine to read
m8...
>>7521416
Only in the US shows. On his own stuff, or back in the UK, he seema helpful, njce enough, and actually concerned for the people he works with. Cable execs know Americans love seeing people demeaned and abused in their shows, which is why they set him up with loons like Amy's Baking Company.
>>7521694
Having watched through both runs, I can tell you the US restaurants tend to be far worse as well. And he doesn't do that with all the episodes, just when they're being stubborn which seems to happen more in the US version as well.
>>7521699
>US restaurants tend to be far worse as well.
I think that has a lot to do with the larger number of restaurants in the US, more source material
>>7521686
savage af
>>7521495
>eggsphyxiation
>>7521707
Probably, but yeah the ones on the US version are far bigger disgraces to cooking than the ones you'd see in the UK one. There was at least one or two a season where he'd force them to completely empty the walk in or steam clean the restaurant in the US but I think that only happened 3-4 times in the UK one?
>>7521737
Nah most of the owners went through school well before that shit started. A lot of them aren't even US born, most ended up being immigrants. Really what happened to a lot of them was they see this 30 something year old Ramsay and go "I've been cooking since he was in diapers, I know way more than this cunt does."
>>7521716
there were 38 episodes of the british one, 92 of the USA, it's probably a comparable level of steam cleaning
>>7521651
They're not Marines when they first get in.
Ta-daaa!
Oh wow.
That's beautiful.
>>7521763
>lazy man's omelette
>has a bunch more steps than normal omelette
JUST
>>7521742
Oh yeah, there were a lot of immigrants.
GET THE INGREDIENTS
COOK THE FOOD
DONE...
BEAUTIFUL.... MY GOODNESS
LOOK.
AT.
THAT.
>>7521763
That looks like a moldy spring roll
THE SMELL
IS INCREDIBLE
AND YOU CAN JUST SEE THERE... ALL THE JUICES AND FLAVOR
AMAZING
>>7522015
BEAUTIFUL
WAZZ IT UP
FLAVORTOWN
>>7521997
Please, stop describing your vagina.
This is /ck/ and it's inappropriate.
>>7522027
what ever happened to this guy?
does he still do his shows?
>>7522039
not really, he opens restaurants and bars still tho, he's kind of cashing in on his celebrity. TV isnt exactly a relaxed job. Neither is cooking but he doesn't do any of that anymore, just picks up checks
>>7522039
>>7522052
He did some sort of cooking show at a performance hall in my city recently. I wanted to go ironically but it was $60/person
YOUVE GOT COOKED CHICKEN NEXT TO THE RAW CHICKEEENNNN
>>7521755
i'm assuming gordon doesn't talk to his higher-tier employees like he does to contestants on tv.
>>7522063
Nah you can even see that in the US HK he almost never talks shit to his sous chefs
The baldie sous chef is a fucking dick though
SOME SAY YOU CAN'T BUY FLAVOUR, I DISAGREE
>>7521370
>Ghandi, a man who obtained a degree in law, lived in the jungle and didn't have shoes
Let the meat marinade in the fridge for 10 to 15 days. Now its time to make the sauce. Get your dry ice, blow torch, and a pouch of ground deer antlers.
>>7522084
I recall a story about him quitting his job at a restaurant and half of the staff leaving with him.
>>7522410
> and to complete the experience,a jar of compressed cow flatulence will be piped in as the beef is served
>>7521763
I still can't comprehend how you can fuck up an omelett that bad. It'l like attemptting to paint like Monet and somehow ending up with the brush up your arse and paint in your nostrils.
>>7521686
Laughed for a good ten minutes, literally, when I saw that part of that episode. Had to keep re watching it cause it was too funny
A LIL BIT OF SALT
LIL BIT OF PEPPER
>>7522597
>>7522039
I thought he had some grocery store competition show after DD&D was through.
![probe_cropped[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/R1Ywq7N.jpg "probe_cropped[1].jpg")
>>7522765
JUST A LIL BIT OF OLIVE OIL
VIBRANT
I
B
R
A
N
T
>>7521276
On one hand, the way this man can shill a stock cube is pure theater.
On the other hand, he's absolutely right, down to having to use your index finger to awkwardly squish it into the olive oil.
>>7522800
APPROXIMATELY
ONE AND A HALF CUPS
>>7521686
I-I don't get it.
>>7523214
He wishes the germans had bombed it in WW2
>>7521686
Which episode was this?
>>7521686
My fav episode is the one with the flaky blond and the crazy brazilian cook. It was a vegan/vegitarian restaurant in france. She was a complete cunt and basically fucks over her dad. By british standard she was fuckable.
>>7521468
thank your wife for her service
SUCCULENT.
>>7523425
She literally became a prostitute.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/3012415/Gordon-Ramsay-cook-becomes-200-a-night-hooker.html
>>7521237
Missus* retard
We're gonna be making a simple mac and cheese first
You'll need a bucket, a dremmel, and an 18 ft ladder.
>>7523872
holy shit I watched that episode
was pretty great watching her ineptly blow dad's money
>these ramsay OLIVE OIL IN ON THE HEAT OFF THE HEAT memery threads are allowed but any thread remotely referencing Ja/ck/ is deleted
>we can also have like 5 big mac threads going at once
Mods a shit.
>>7525225
Jack is not relevant to /ck/.
>>7525225
Gordon Ramsay is a chef.
Here you go /ck/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIesCd4I4hU
>>7525225
end your life you fuckwad.
no one likes jack.
>>7525225
Jack is a fat idiot who can't cook to save his fat ass. Jack/joey threads are pure fucking reddit
no wonder the americans are so fucking fat
>it'z only smellz
>plsss, make me nasty…make me nasty, I luvva nasty, cmon…Ima nasty boy
>she's virgin for meee
>ees broth too stronk?
>plis dun crie
>u test ur spatula?
>ooo yeah, vy do u make my ravioli so hard?
>much too thick?
>sucky sucky sucky
>ur risotto so fuckin pretty to me ahhh…beautiful…beautiful to me ahhh
>don’t take off now because I enjoy too much!
>it’s naht molten, but it’s a little broken…
>one finger???
>u like when Marco highly recommend 4 u, velly strung?
>where you come from?
>u take dat stock the way inside bitch…drink it
>vat to say? hmmm vat to say??
>vat is going on…with u…ahhh so much make me boil…
>imagine ur father if he see dis roast, what he say?
>this is really incredible nasty…
>you shud not hiv told me ur father wash my knorr commercial
>ooo yeah, put the pot inside, put the pot inside...
>is it your real father who's going to watch?
>ooo, wrung bowl...niccce
>>7523347
>Germans
>WWII
>Dropping Bombs
>Britan
>Hit manny places
>Except that one
>>7522347
People still talk about Africa like this. ALL of it.
>Penis in
>Just let it harden up
>Move it around a bit
>That releases it
>Look at that
>Nice
>Juicy
>Mmm
>And that's Creampies, my way
>>7527260
kek
>>7521459
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>7521459
thank you for your cervix
>>7521468
>garbage E-5
Step up, Semper-pai
WII U
STOLEN
ADD MEN
DUMPED
NICE AND HOT
SMELLS LIKE
PATRIARCHY
>>7521686
S A V A G E
A
V
A
G
E
>>7521763
I seriously thought that was a lettuce wrap with really thin lettuce.
...What the fuck.
