Are mangoes real?
Due to the similarity in taste to mango that orange and apple mixed provides, and the fact nobody I know (from multiple countries) have EVER seen one, makes me think they may not exist.
What do you think /ck/?
I eat them all the time during summer, they are seasonal and grow in humid climates. Where do you live that you've never seen one?
>>7520593
nice try shill
wake up /ck/, take the mango redpill
>>7520580
You're right, they're fake. It's like sex. Something everybody pretends to have knowledge of but that never really happens outside of fiction.
>>7520580
Actual mangos taste more like "pine" to me than mango flavored things.
Maybe I am just crazy.
>>7520580
>the similarity in taste to mango that orange and apple mixed
how can u tell theyre similar if you say they dont exist?
>>7520734
not op
i've tasted """""""mango""""""" but i'm pretty sure it's just different spliced fruits paraded as mangos
>>7520746
announcing report is against the rules
>>7520811
I'm scared
In my small town there was some weird push for everyone to grow a mango tree. I had a massive mango tree in my backyard.
>>7520830
mango mafia
>>7520580
Carrot and pineapple tastes like mango also
>>7520714
Stop eating near the skin/the skin. You're suppose to peel the skin.
>>7520830
how do you have a push for growing mango trees? Care to elaborate?
Why do they leaf a leave on it just like the apple logo
Is the leaf like an afterbith placenta that keeps feeding the fruit after it has been plucked for longer frshness?
>>7520580
>nobody I know (from multiple countries) have EVER seen one
This must be where the "poor" comes from in "yuropoor".
More sad, really.
>>7520580
I always did think mangoes combined the best aspects of apples and oranges.
Thanks for the confirmation bias.
>>7520580
>and the fact nobody I know (from multiple countries) have EVER seen one
you what
what kind of flyover inbred hasn't seen a mango?
Confirmed real.
OP status:
[x] Rekt
[ ] Not Rekt
>>7520580
I think /ck/ is easily trolled. Sad, really.
mangoes are... glorious....
perfect
fruit
omg mangoes are heaven. if you have not had one in ur life and live where there are none u might as well just kill yourself
>>7522558
Bit rude
>>7522571
do you know where you... i mean... did you type in the wrong URL?
>>7520580
Jaden Smith pls
>>7522578
>it's another /tv/ shitposting thread
Even so, there's no way in hell that Will Smith's kid has never had a mango.
>>7522605
He surely already saw mirrors too
If you live in a flyover enough place to have never seen a mango try talenti's Alphonso sorbet. It's the closest you'll get to eating a mango.
I literally saddens me more than there being starving children in India to learn there are people who have never eaten a good mango.
>>7520714
>>7521691
>pic related
>>7522575
epic lol
>>7522700
what's that thing she's eating??
>>7520714
Stop eating the peel Anon.
>>7522736
Cheese.
>>7522700
Proof for OP from the shitty, shitty dorms
>>7522949
That's clearly an apple
>>7522957
It's a pear stupid
>>7522965
pear-spiracy confirmed.
>>7522949
nice lime
fuck off back to cooking network you shill
>>7522949
>lime for reference
dude weed lmao
>>7520580
How can mangoes be real if tastebuds aren't real?
>>7520580
Can confirm OP, I have eaten a fresh mango and they do exist in real life.
I can get whole fresh mangoes from any supermarket in Minnesota. Where the fuck is OP?
oh great, another forced meme thread.
>>7526242
There's been probably 20 fast food "shill" threads posted today and you're calling this a forced meme? Is it from another board or something?
>calling wumpa fruit "mango"
>thinking they exist in real life
Are you retarded?
>>7520580
>>7526423
Ooga booga!
>>7526250
>another
I've noticed. fast food threads can be interesting at least though considering its still food. this is literally just a couple of people pretending mangos don't exist and hoping it catches on
>>7526984
>fast food threads can be interesting at least though
/ck/ is obviously being raided at this point...
>>7526994
take it as a compliment, nobody would ever bother raiding /ck/
>>7526447
upvoted
Ignore mango posters