Reminder, if you don't eat real pizza you're human trash and your degeneracy will not go unpunished.
That is all.
>>7518832
>2016
>having special snowflake definitions for pizza
>not enjoying it whatever way you want
Found the Bernie supporter
>>7518873
You're not wrong. But that image is disturbing.
Did someone just dump Chinese food on a pizza?
Depends on what mood I'm in, if I'm hungover I'll definitely go for the greasiest slop I can think of.
>>7518873
That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Such that I cannot even find an image in my reaction folder that would ever come close to expressing but one fraction of my disgust.
I've seen gore that looked more palatable (literally) than that.
>>7518873
That looks pretty disgusting but whatever floats your boat.
>>7518832
>leaves
>uneven cheese distribution
On what ground do people think these are key characteristics of pizza?
>>7518832
It's a italian flat pastry, not a pizza.
>>7518832
That's an open faced cheese and tomato tartine retard
>>7518832
All I eat is cheese pizza
>>7518878
>my reaction folder
How much of a faggot are you?
>>7518914
>he doesn't categorize his epic memes
>>7518832
>not Neapolitan cheese and tomato bread
>>7518878
>waah chicken on bread triggers meeee!!!
Margherita is really crappy pizza.
nice bait OP
>>7518930
Alright, so that is chicken.
It is disgusting looking chicken.
If chicken looked like that I'd think twice before eating it.
>>7518832
and ironically the last one literally is cheese and tomato bread
>>7518832
Neapolitan or nothing.
>>7518914
>How much of a faggot are you?
How much of a faggot are you?
Where's that pathetic tomato and anchovy pizza spammer?
Real pizza is like this my nigga
Disclaimer: I never lived in the Us.
However I look at those posts there's always some strange and weird pizza that could feed a army by itself.
Do People really eat those things or they are Just something made tô prove that it Can be done?
>>7519141
USAfag here. I've lived in four states and traveled to many others on business trips.
Most of the time pizzas will be of normal size. However there are some exceptions.
Some restaurants specialize in "pizza by the slice". Those tend to make very large pizzas since they are selling just one slice at a time.
Other times you will find pizza places (usually inexpensive mom-n-pop type, not large chains) that offer unusually large pizzas. Those are popular if you have friends over or a party, etc.
..but most of the time restaurants and the large chains serve pizzas of normal size.
>>7518914
Hi. Welcome to 4chan
>>7518832
That looks nothing like a nyc style pizza.
>>7518914
>my reaction folder
>How much of a faggot are you?
This is a normal thing for people who browse 4chan, are you this fucking dense? Or just really new?? I'm curious to know.
>>7519158
Thanks man. It's very similar to Brazil, then.
Since there's lot of Internet hate about how fat the american People are, I always Take those with a grain of salt.
Thanks for the help!
based st. louis style should really get an honorable mention.
>>7518873
did an animal give birth on this pizza?
>>7519180
>Since there's lot of Internet hate about how fat the american People are
As a skinny guy coming from skinny land I didn't really find many NYC, LA and districts, Buffalo, Miami, Orlando, Georgia, and a couple other general residents to be fat.
The fatness only seemed to appear when you got close to a wallmart and THEN all the stereo types came out.
>Fighting over on parking space close to the entrance willing to wait 5 mins for people to load there car when literally 20 feet away there was wide open parking.
I actually was stuck behind 4 people waiting for spots for 2 mins, maneuvered my way through on the side walk, parked the car, checked my phone, took in the view and then walked passed these people STILL waiting, talked to the people I was meeting for 3 mins, looked back, and they are STILL waiting.
It was bizarre. But really it seemed like it was only around walmart did American stereotypes seem to be present.
>>7519094
Must have died, oh well.
I don't eat carbs; paleo diet!
Americans.
>>7519094
>>7521108
looks good, cheese needs a little browning tho
>>7518832
>improving on a shitty recipe is bad only shitty "authentic" is good because it makes me angry if you say otherwise
>>7521158
America has never improved anything you ignorant shitcunt.
>>7518914
>inb4 we have repeat of that one incident where everyone from every board came to laugh at that single Anon
That was an interesting day; if I recall correctly it was on /a/.
>>7519099
you animal...
>>7521033
where should we mail your medal?
>>7518915
I need to work on that more.
I have folders upon folders full of thousands of epic memes that need sorting.
To give you an idea, I have one folder that is 40,000+ in files and another that's 30,000+ in file size, One folder has over 100 gb of porn and another with just 30+ gb of poni shit I don't look at anymore.
I need it all sorted
Well, you can bash on American portion size... But at least they don't do this abomination.
Hash brown crust, shrimp, corn, sweet bulgogi meat, peppers, other stuff, and mayo for topping.
Sometimes I like ridiculous pizza though honestly, in case you're wondering this is:
French fries
Cut up chicken tenders
Cheddar
BBQ pulled pork
Honey mustard sauce
From this pretty well known place in Jersey
Anyone else gone full circle and come to enjoy a plain cheese pizza more than one packed with toppings?
R8
>what makes a pizza real?
>well it's a piece of pizza dough and it's got tomato and cheese on it
OK...
>>7522581
I've lived here my whole life and I've never seen anything like this.
>>7518873
It looks like it wants its torment to end. I'd eat it.
>>7522742
looks gud mayne
>>7522742
>uncooked meat
>pot leaves?
>unmelted cheese
0/10 would not eat
Reminder that if it tastes good, eat it.
Reminder who cares if it's not a "real" pizza, that doesn't make it bad.
Reminder that "Chicago deep dish" pizza is not a fucking pizza at all but you can bet your ass I will eat the shit out of it.
>real pizza
>>7519099
God damn!
>>7523332
>you can bet your ass
>I will eat the shit out of it
Never post your first draft, guys.
>>7519099
They forgot to debone that chicken pizza.
>>7518914
>>7523474
you eat the bones as well anon there good for your skin
>>7518914
>He doesn't keep his reaction images organized
I lost my pizza folder a while ago. This is all I have now.
>>7522498
Lelqeqjej
>>7521261
Is there a cap?
>>7523563
Why would you keep pizzas in a folder? What kind of bizarre filing system do you have?
>>7518914
hello reddít!
>>7523636
>he doesn't have a pizza folder
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>7523675
>he doesn't want cancer
Seriously, are you some fucking candy ass?
>>7518935
>bad pizza
said one with bad taste
I fucking hate thin crust pizza. It's just an excuse to make a cheap product and sell it like its some gourmet shit when even domino's is better than that piece of shit. I've even got italian friends who say italian pizza is overrated af.
>>7518914
>>7518914
>Not having a specific folder filled with smug anime girls
>>7518914
i personally agree, reactions are a dead thing.
I prefer to post without them, and most boards i browse dont really call for reaction images
>>7518832
Why do you like Apple Jacks if they don't taste like apples? xD
bbq meatlovers transcends pizza
