>be 12
>friend tells me about secret in n out menu
>want to try animal style fries
>ask mom to buy this when we are at in n out
>she has a meltdown in line, keeps making nasty faces at me and lecturing me while we wait
>"Why in the hell would you want me to look like a fool ordering animal style fries? Do you know what animal style means? It means raw! You want them to give you raw potatoes?"
>"But mom it's real just order it!"
>"FINE whatever, I'll order it but if you dare embarrass me..."
>to cashier
>"Hi my son told me there is something called animal style fries here, I don't even know if it exists... but..."
>"Okay, one animal style fries. Is that it ma'am?"
>mother shrugs
>I get my delicious animal style fries for the first time
>mom asks to try it
>feel on top of the world because proved bitchy mother wrong
>>7518289
looks like someone vomited on your fries there mate
>>7518289
This happened yesterday, I presume.
Congrats, way to not say you're underage, just heavily imply.
>>7518289
Are you still 12?
>>7518295
>on 4chan
>implying only underage people live with their parents
>be 9 years old
>grandma takes me to mcdonalds
>remember the guy I'm chatting online told me about the mcgangbang
>ask her to order a mcgangbang
>she tells me I won't get the toy if I don't get the happy meal
>ugh, shrek cups
>Force her to order the mcgangbang
>don't even finish it
>cry and go back to get the happy meal with shrek cup
>>7518302
This. I'm 27 and live with my mom despite having a good career car and Gf. Yall niggas enjoy your mortgages and rentz
>>7518302
>had mom order for you
>proud to prove her wrong
Nice try. My mom takes me to eat and pays for my meals. But I order myself because I'm an adult. You're fooling no one.
>>7518314
I have my friends and family order for me.
I'm not going to sit there and point out what I want on the menu like a retard.
>>7518314
>implying I'm OP or that I live with my me are mother
Go visit /r9k/ and let me know if you still aren't convinced.
>>7518309
Yee. 29, truck driver. I wouldn't go so far to say I live with my parents but I'm essentially homeless. I keep my possessions at their house and sleep there 2-4 nights a month when I'm not on the road. Saving crazy money. Can't decide whether to keep staying there or if I need to buy a house that I can rent out to cousins or friends for cheap.
When I was 14 my best friends parents bought this really nice brand new Mercedes, they were driving us both home from some sporting event.
On the way home he pulled into the McDonald's drive thru to get us a treat. I got a big Mac and a large coke. I put the coke between my thighs so I could eat eat my burger as we drovealong. He stopped suddenly at an intersection and coke cup fell over horizontal and poured coke all over the seat and then onto the carpeted floor. He tried to soak it up with napkins but his attempts were futile. He dropped me home. Burger was good.
>>7518322
I said my peace. You're underage, that is all. Good luck with your thread.
>>7518349
>I said my peace. You're underage, that is all. Good luck with your thread.
You said your piece, retard.
Also what does being deaf have to do with being under 18? Are you fucking stupid?
>>7518309
> 2016
> having a career
> not a profession
>>7518347
What kind of absolute fucktard gives a kid food of any kind inside a brand new Mercedes?
He had it coming
>>7518357
Deaf people usually die before age 20 on average.
>>7519128
Why?
>>7518359
>professional career
my father eats his steak completely well done with a mixture of ketchup, mustard, mayo, a1, and ranch on it.
Not even fucking with you.
And if you dare comment on it, he gets assmad.
>>7519138
don't even hear it coming, poor sods
>>7519181
>we tip with a rip
oh my god
>>7519207
He likes his steaks Animal Style too then huh?
>be 5
>hanging with my granny
>go to the super market
>at the checkout aisle
>pushing on the conveyor belt, running my fingers on it, generally having a good time
>cashier (unbeknownst to me) turns it off
>tells me I broke it
>grandma laughs
>think he's telling the truth
>scarred for life
>>7519459
Hah I remember doing that to kids. Stupid faggots
>>7519128
No we don't
>>7519498
Huh? Whats that?
>Parents are vegan
>They always want to go to restaurants without checking the menu ahead of time
>get really pissy when there's no vegan options
>never go to another place, they always just sit there and suffer
>always ask if they could get food made special, for example asking for pizza without the cheese and with a different sauce.
>Mom always undermines my order by asking if it has meat "to make sure they don't confuse our orders"
>mfw she asks the waiter if there's meat in my tamarind duck
>>7519552
you poor bastard
>>7519587
Top cuck
>>7518289
I don't know what to think. This is too stupid a story to make up, yet it doesn't sound true. A real person would have either checked the menu, or, if she was so convinced there was no such thing, would have not ordered them at all.
>>7519720
also apparently op is canonically deaf
so theres that huge plot hole
>>7518307
Why were you crying?
>>7518314
>OP's post literally began with be 12
For fuck sake m8
>>7519720
Animal fries is "le secret menu" shit.
>>7518291
That's a nacho cheese blend, anon.
>>7519181
>We tip with a rip
>>7519963
Well and their secret sauce. Which I've seen DIY recipes that replicate using Mayo, ketchup, and relish. Pretty gross IMO. I'm just saying it's not just nacho cheese.
>>7519978
god why are people so fucking dumb
the secret sauce is literally fry sauce is basically just thousand island dressing minus some stuff
>>7519978
It's a slice of cheddar and some thousand island and some fried onions. No nacho cheese or secret sauce.
>>7519720
In-n-out burger has a whole list of items not on the menu. Kinda what they're well known for
> going to grocery store to buy groceries
> been liftan
>GOMAD +SS
> gettin' swole
> all the ladies at mom's bridge club commenting on my arms
> they mirin'
>i get to sit in the front seat on way to grocery store
> brother billy has to sit in the back
> I'm the alpha now
> alpha as fuck
>>7519983
Cool story. Never said my recipe, attack away.
>>7520026
you just posted a recipe senpai
>>7520039
So if I posted a picture of your mom sucking cock, it's my mom sucking cock?
I don't get it. I know I said attack away, I just thought it might make sense.
ask an in n out associate anything
>>7519503
C'mon, son. Step up your deaf-game, you think you're funny? I have an text-to-audio program that feeds into an audio-to-asl video program so I know exactly what was posted.
>>7519951
he was 9
>>7519983
>literally
>immediately varies
Wut
you meant 21 not 12 and this was last week wasn't it
>>7520365
>crying at 9
faggot
my mom doesn't know how to cook for shit but thinks she does. everything is either burnt or under seasoned or both. easter she made good turkey though i'll give her that.
>>7519951
Grandma wouldn't have replaced it with a Happy Meal if I hadn't.
>>7519983
>fry sauce
So are you from Utah or Idaho?
>>7519475
You're a dick, man.
>>7518336
Do a lot of commercial trucks have some sort of satellite internet in the cab? Do you have one of those cellular internet notebooks or tablets? Or are those interstate stops like Pilot well-equipped for affordable substitutes?
I'm not really trying to get into trucking (especially with self-driving vehicles probably cutting into pay advancements and requiring me to also probably become a traveling repairman), but, I've always considered it to be an interesting daydream for someone that wasn't huge into near-constant interaction. Having access to internet news sites on off-hours and being able to listen to web feeds of my favorite radio stations and podcasts would be a huge factor in how I would view that life.
Also, what commercial cab minifridges, microwave/toaster over/truck stop food fare like? And showering availability?
>>7521107
5G is being rolled out.
Satellite is slow as fuck.
>>7520039
Sauce plox
>>7521107
>I'm not really trying to get into trucking (especially with self-driving vehicles probably cutting into pay advancements and requiring me to also probably become a traveling repairman),
It's very hyped at the moment but in the end we are probably 15 years away from the first commercial application of it. And it's going to be more expensive than a human driving it the first 5 years or more. And you have no one accountable for the cargo.
My dad makes his own seasonings because he 'doesn't like' most seasonings such as Pepper, Cayenne, Oregano, Cumin, Tumeric etc. The only 'real' seasonings he uses are fucking salt, vinegar and BBQ rub. His favorite 'spices' are
'Coconut and Cheese' ie dessicated coconut with grated cheese in a small seasoning pot
'Ketchup and Mayo flakes' ie mayo and ketchup cooked in a pan then the skin from the bottom of the pan is picked into flakes and he pours this over food
'Cake Crumb Hot Hot Hot' which is cake crumbs, usually chocolate with hardened icing and sliced up pieces of chili (but he always takes the chili pepper out anyway)
'Old Mexican Alamost Delicious' which is taco shells blended up with some fucking guacamole, he doesn't keep this in the fridge
'Daddy grinds to feed his kids' which is ground up tinned hot dogs, chips and old bread
Yet he calls me weird for putting fucking paprika on my fries
>>7522374
>because he 'doesn't like' most seasonings
What does your dad thing BBQ rub is made from?
>>7522374
Are you that guy that posted his dad's "specialty dishes"? The one with the Peppa Pig porn?
>>7522247
I'm going to become a truck pirate the second these things start being used. I'll shoot the tires and loot all the shit and no one will be there to stop me.
>>7522247
I think there will still be a person onboard because of things like taking over immediately when the computer doesn't know how to handle something, handling (digital) paperwork for transfer of cargo, maintenance, etc, I just think the computer-aided driving will result in many new responsibilities while eating into pay. More of an aside than anything I wanted to get sidetracked on.
Still interested in hearing about eating and other aspects of trucker life, but, I should probably just make a commercial trucker / traveling businessman food thread for that.
I used to insist on sitting under the table every time we went out so they eventually just stopped talking me to restaurants.
I was an odd kid.
>>7522374
>>7519552
My gf *was* vegan, every time we would go to a restaurant I would call a day in advance to make sure there was vegan options.
If there wasn't I would ask if the chef would be interested in preparing a vegan meal for the two of us and each time they were very accommodating and seemed like they enjoyed the challenge.
>>7522374
>cake crumb hot hot
is your dad by any chance a 3 year old and/or have a serious mental disorder
>>7518289
>i've never heard of it, but i KNOW that it means something disgusting
Your mother is probably voting for hillary, seeing as she's retarded.
>>7518359
I'm a professional shitposter
>>7520009
>gomad + ss
>arms
Lol trex Internet defense force posts on /ck/?
>>7522416
I live in a tourist town, my friend's dad makes his own seasoning and sells it at our local farmers market. He makes a few grand a year on the side for what amounts to pennys worth of materials and effort.
What's in n out? Is it a gas station?
>>7522603
Yep. Free fry if you purchase more than 10 gallons of gas.
>>7522603
>What's in n out?
Your mother's vagina.
>>7522441
Mad Max style
>>7522445
If you still have a person onboard there is no need for a self driving feature really. But the first commercial application will be a self drive assist function where a person has to supervise and intervene if necessary. After all it's way different to have a heavy autonomous truck out on the streets compared to the sissy google car.
>>7519951
thingken of shrek
>>7522540
You are the perfect customer. Thank you.
>>7518289
>Do you know what animal style means? It means raw! You want them to give you raw potatoes?
Kek
>family here for the holiday
>mom insists on handling the food alone
>for a change buys fresh meat instead of the ready-meals
>ohwow
>beef joint in the oven
>rest of dinner on too
>latter done, let's check on the beef
>"oh no it's still bloody put it back for 15 minutes"
>15 minutes later
>"still too pink"
>gran says serve it anyway, rest will get cold
>both inspect meat at table "nah still too pink"
>"then let's microwave the beef joint, that'll do it!"
>snatch some for myself before cow goes to hell
>beef comes out microwave
>it wasn't pink anymore
>"that was so clever"
The state of that beef's soul before damnation? Medium Well.
>>7518307
Did some guy try to meet you online and molest you?
>>7522440
Please elaborate.
>>7522374
wat
>>7522806
A little while back someone posted about all his dads weird dishes, with titles like that guys. I don't remember them all, but one was called "Peppa Pig is hot", because his dad found Peppa Pig porn on his computer.
>>7522708
Sounds like my grandmother
>>7518309
>literally piggybacking off of your poor parents successful 'mortgages and rentz' and adult choices
>too lazy to do it themselves, literal manchild with no responsibilities and no adult skills
>being a fucking leech on the people who raised you and just want you to leave so they can bone, go on trips, etc, in privacy
>BUT YOURE THE REAL LOSERS!
good luck getting your own house some day with no renting credit and no help from your senile or dead parents, assuming you're gonna leach them off till death
>>7522849
Now that you mention it, I think I remember this.
>>7519181
>>7520360
Damn, son.
Has science finally gone too far?
![EaN4Too[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/yGuYZRU.png "EaN4Too[1].png")
>>7522374
>Cake Crumb Hot Hot Hot
>>7519181
I was there to witness the reaction in the thread where this post was made. I'm glad someone screencapped it, brings back memories man
>>7519209
>>7522207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7apw7IEqfI
epicfacefist is based
>>7522935
Had Brian's family gone to bar?
I don't know, anon.
>>7522374
>'Coconut and Cheese' ie dessicated coconut with grated cheese in a small seasoning pot
>'Ketchup and Mayo flakes' ie mayo and ketchup cooked in a pan then the skin from the bottom of the pan is picked into flakes and he pours this over food
>>7522416
Apple doesn't fall far from the tree anon.
>>7522374
>this entire post
>>7522374
>'Cake Crumb Hot Hot Hot'
>'Daddy grinds to feed his kids'
>>7522374
Your dad needs help
>>7522374
>daddy grinds to feed his kids
my sides
>>7519181
>he didn't save it as pasta
>>7519207
>ketchup, mustard, mayo, a1, and ranch
I never ate it this way either until my dad started forcing me to eat his quinky sauce
>>7522374
>Cake crumb hot hot hot
>>7518289
this happen today OP?
>>7522374
>>'Ketchup and Mayo flakes' ie mayo and ketchup cooked in a pan then the skin from the bottom of the pan is picked into flakes and he pours this over food
Sick yo
>>7518302
He said he was 12 when this happened, you mong
>>7522374
fucking hell anon my sides are in orbit
>when your mom basically has no patience with food and eats almost like a vacumecleaner
>always makes a fuss when steak is involved that she wants it well done and not even medium cause then it is raw in her eyes
>has asked me to eat sushi with her numerous times but I know that once I do I will be on my second piece of sushi when she will be on her 5th and will probably complain about flavor and portions
>was shocked to hear I didn't drink coke soda's and stuff
>finally she stopped drinking that shit and lost some weight cause of holding water
>still has a long way to go though but everytime I see her she says the same things
>my pants are too big, nobody notices I lost some weight
>>7522708
>with family at restaurant
>dad orders a steak dinner.
>dad is from central america. meats are always cooked well done to ensure any parasites are killed off
>has eaten like this his whole life despite living in the US for over 20 years
>The question comes
>"how would you like that cooked?"
>"dead"
>Waitress visibly confused "uh.. I'm sorry?"
>"Kill it twice"
>mom butts in: "Sorry, he means well done"
>"oh, haha" she tries to laugh it off but is clearly a bit uncomfortable
He would never outright say "well done". Always something like dead, burnt, etc.
I think maybe twice the waiter/waitress actually understood the first time.
Still, nothing was ever as embarrassing as the time he wore overalls to a restaurant with no shirt on under.
>>7524251
If somebody told me they wanted their steak "dead," I'd take it to mean as rare as possible. As in, they just want to be served the dead meat.
>>7524257
His whole thing was that if he could still see pink in the meat, it was still "alive".
Funny enough my mom always gets hers rare. He'd sometimes pretend to be grossed out if she was cutting her meat in front of him.
>>7519078
The kind of fucktard who buys a new Mercedes.
>>7519181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQgjqUadI_8
>>7522626
kek
>>7523012
That was like 6 months ago
>>7522872
>with no renting credit
Actually living in a country that doesn't keep tabs on how much you make, how much in debt you are, how many bills you didn't pay on time etc.
>>7522374
>>7522374
What the fuck
>>7522374
This bait isn't tasty at all
>>7518289
DISGUSTING
>>7522374
>putting paprika on your fries
That's disgusting
>>7518289
I don't understand why the society allows dumb yet self-righteous bitches like your mother to have children.
>Christmas
>Make a roast for the whole family (uncles and whatnot).
>Most go out walking for an hour or so.
>Leave my kitchen because fresh air.
>That was a mistake .png
>Come back and look after roast
>it smells weird,it looks fucked up the crust is gone and there is a shitton of fluid in the panthingy
>My dad decided to baste it with cola because he heard that i sometimes use honey and thats almost the same for him.
We had some crappy potatosalad i cobbled together and some fish i had in the freezer
He is now banned from my kitchen.
>> Dads birthday, decide to suprise him with dinner
>> decide to cook a gordon ramsay recipie, roast rack of lamb with pistachio crumb
>> fucking NAIL it, cut the rack into portions and serve feeling to proud of myself
>> cook to slightly over medium rare because my family only eats meat when its leather
>> dad takes one look and MICROWAVES HIS ENTIRE MEAL FOR & MINUTES because reasons
>>ruins the meat completley
>>MFW
My cousin (distant, thank fuck) used his desert fork on his salad like a fucking savage once.
>>7518347
>A few months ago
>Riding in backseat of my gf's moms car with her and her parents on the way to the Kennedy Space Center
>Get McDonalds
>Stupidly try to add cream and sugar to my coffee
>Car makes a turn and I spill literally boiling coffee in my crotch
>Immediately freak out and start yelling "FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!" at the top of my lings as I try to wipe it from my lap as it is burning me
>When I change I see that I have first degree burns on my dick, balls, and thighs
Damn that was awful. McDonalds made the coffee WAY too hot, could I have sued them? I shoulda taken pictures of my scalded junk.
>>7528375
Try to enjoy black coffee. It's associated with better mental health.
>>7528382
I'm drinking it more because I'm cutting down on my calories, but I'd be lying to myslef if Isaid it tasted better than with cream and sugar.
Took my dad to my favorite sichuan place
>owner stops by to greet me
>he takes our order
>dad wasn't quite ready to order
>owner asks dad "what do you like? Spicy? Mild? Seafood? Noodles?"
>dad: "I like Luby's"
Later during the meal
>dad is loudly telling me about his friend
>friend visited China
>only drank bottled water because didn't want to get sick
>got sick anyway because (pointing at his glass of water) "THE BACTERIA IS IN THE ICE!!"
>whole restaurant looking at us
>owner comes over to ask if there's a problem
I was having dinner at a nice restaurant called Bridges with my partner and her three kids for her birthday, along with their elderly lady nanny.
I decided to order the jambalaya but I asked the waiter to make mine not spicy (because I'm allergic to pepper). The food arrived quickly and it looked terrific but as soon as I took the first bite I started to cough, then began to choke. To my horror I realized that the jambalaya had pepper in it - a LOT of pepper. The choking got worse and I couldn't breathe but then the nanny came running over yelling
"HELP IS ON THE WAY DEAR!"
She got into position behind me and started to firmly give me the heimlich maneuver. After what felt like forever a piece of shrimp flew out of my throat and suddenly I could breathe again. I turn to thank her for saving my life but I froze when I saw that her "face" was a prosthetic and had peeled off. My date's nanny was a man!
>>7528350
i didnt know they made different types of forks for different biomes
>>7528483
>my partner and her three kids
goddamnit roland, don't make that bait so obvious.
>>7518289
My family does all kinds of stupid shit like:
>use steak knives to chop vegetables like tomatoes
>put food on a pan, THEN turn on the heat
>think you glob melted butter onto beef when browning ground beef
>never wash hands before cooking
Basically whenever I try to correct them on these things, I just get called a nitpicky asshole, no matter how politely I put it for them.
Also:
>Be me
>finally track down two 4 packs of KBS
>Pay a ridiculous amount for them
>Put them in the garage that night
>When I come home from work, my mother tells me that she was about to grab a bottle to just try it
>She hates stouts
>She hates bourbon
>Would have just taken a sip and dumped it, or left a glass of it out for hours for me
>Tell her how much trouble I went through to get it, and how I would have just given her a taste if she asked
>Get called a selfish asshole who doesn't like to share
>>7518336
buy a duplex.
The rent money from the other unit should cover your mortgage.
>>7522872
Heh pretty butthurt, this one.
I'm 24, working on my second degree (mechanical engineering) and live half of the time with my grandparents and the other half with my parents. I am going to be inheriting both of the houses when they die.
Why the fuck would you get a mortgage anyways? If you cannot pay in full, then you shouldn't buy. Don't be a slave to Jewish banks.
>>7528375
Yes you could've, they were supposed to lower the temperature way back from when that poor lady got her vagina fried together by their hot coffee and everyone made fun of her
Here's the thing though, NEETs. I bought a house from a bank auction for $12,000 when I was 20 years old. I'm 23 and in my last year of undergrad, so don't pull that shit where you pretend it's impossible.
If you had been planning for your future instead of leeching off your parents you might be in the same situation. You're telling me you can't save $3,000 a year?
>>7528375
Just send pics of your fried junk to headquarters
>>7528738
NEETs are the worst. Fuck. I bought a car as soon as I got a license, moved out of my parents house and went to college at 18 and I'm able to pay for my hobbies. Never needed a loan, and none of it was ever payed for with daddies money.
I highly doubt if I was able to do all of that, that they couldn't, I'm the laziest person I know.
>>7528605
why do all the retards flood to mechanical engineering?
>>7528738
What backwoods American shithole do you live in where you can get a house for that?
Where I live everyone rents as houses are too expensive. You need to be a literal millionaire to own a home.
>>7528500
wow you're a dick
>>7528500
I know that feel
>Brought a bottle of port home when I visited my family for a weekend
>Dad asks if he can have some
>He drinks EXCLUSIVELY that kangaroo label shit and has never liked another wine in his life
>"You wouldn't like it"
>When I see it again in a few hours, at least 250ml is missing
>Wow maybe he did like it
>"Oh, anon, that wine you brought is horrible, I had to dump the glass I poured!"
>>7530411
>You need to be a literal millionaire to own a home.
You can buy a house in many many parts of rural american for less than 20k. Good luck finding a job once you get there though.
>>7518289
those look disgusting af. i love chilly cheese fries but jesus christ i wouldn't eat that shit if i was starving.
>>7528483
This is a vintage meme
>>7519207
the fact that people like this exists makes me feel so much better about every aspect of my existance
>>7522540
hey man you're a good dude
not even bitching about your girlfriends life decisions, you dont belong here
>>7528375
NATURAL SELECTION REALLY DOES WORK
>>7528500
they don't wash their fucking hands when in the kitchen? abandon these savages
>>7528605
>STEM
>afraid of a jewish conspiracy
>still lives with his parents (and grandparents)
/pol/ demographic in a nutshell
>>7528375
>first degree burns
>Also called superficial burn.
Stop being a pussy.
The case where McDs got sued had the coffee hot enough to cause third degree burns and the lid wasn't on right so it was dumped on her when she went to grab it from the server. You have no case.
>>7528394
If you are cutting back calories you shouldn't be adding cream and sugar to your coffee.
>>7529750
hey man that's pretty cool. i gotta say i'm jealous.
after finishing hs (takes a lot longer in germany) i travelled for a year, when i turned 21 i finally left my parents house and i've been living on my own for close to 2 years now, though my parents still support me with ~200$ a month. wish i'd be more independent to be honest.
>>7530807
No it wasn't, she had it between her legs in the parking lot when it spilt, then it sunk in to her tracksuit so she couldn't wipe it out and it continued burning her.
t.law student
>>7518314
>My mom takes me to eat and pays for my meals
>I'm an adult
pick one
>>7528483
Mrs. Doubtfire
>>7532289
Because absolutely nobody else got that, right?
Wow, you're so smart!
>>7532298
I didn't, I never watched the movie.
>>7530757
You've clearly never been starving. You'd eat half-frozen rabbit eyeballs if it meant the cessation of hunger pangs and the energy to hike back to camp.
Or die. But from your attitude, that seems like the better choice
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CGLDmAI.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>7528375
My lap!
>>7528202
If you were cooking a surprise meal for a man that likes his meat like leather, and insisted on cooking it "slightly over medium rare" you had it coming.
> be 8
> go with my dad to pollo loco
> nervous little wreck, too shy to order tell dad what i want
> "Son you have to order yourself, stop being such a baby or you won't eat"
> tell dad I'm shy, and he can order me anything
> dad goes into full bi-polar nigfuck mode
> makes a big scene
> "FINE I GUESS WE AREN'T EATING THEN YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE PIG.
> pinches my gut on the way out
> start crying as people begin to stare
> slams car door on my finger (perhaps without realising it)
> finger broken, still hungry
Thanks Daddy
>>7532764
Have you had something to eat now or do you have to go to bed hungry?
>>7522374
AHAHAHAHAH your dad is nuts
>>7532815
yeah it was a buzzfeed raid.
Oh god I have the worst family stories in food context and otherwise.
Mom is from deep south and grew up in a completely white rural area. Has told several people including all my friends and any of their parents of her time meeting a black house maid (basically legal slave) and how she tried to scrub the black off her because she was "dirty". She will tell this to a black waitress/waiter if we ever unfortunately for them get one. I have to always later or before the meal if I can apologize for her.
Will order food and think she ordered something else or always complains about it and has something changed, blaming the waitstaff.
Doesn't know how to cook anything and it's all canned or premade garbage.
As actually called staff a nigger before when she was being buttmad over something not relevant to them.
I was 8 the first time I had to pull a manager over at a restaurant and apologize for her. (I pretended to go to the bathroom and asked for one. He just looked sad like everyone else in my life when they meet her)
She will do this mostly to black people but any ethnic person is subjected. Oh and anyone flamboyant. She's gotten slightly better on that one more that I have a lesbian sister but she still unironically drops faggot like its a compliment.
I could seriously go on and on with food and non food related stories of horrible cooking and racism if you guys want.
>>7518289
Nigger food fuck off
>>7532868
more!
>>7522374
>>7519475
Yeah causing trauma to young children is really funny.
>>7519552
My girlfriend works in a daycare with a bunch of shitheads. One of them is "vegan" and even talks about being vegan while eating cheese, eggs etc. She gets Chipotle for lunch every single day at work, basic as fuck.
>>7524188
Sorry about your mom. My girlfriend was overweight for a long time and was pre-diabetic, she finally started sticking to dieting and she's below overweight BMI and still going. Her parents, coworkers, and my friends all tell her she's losing too much weight and needs to stop because she's just naturally chunky. All of her coworkers and my friends are VERY overweight and try to justify it and constantly try to get her to eat food she doesn't want and doesn't need. One of her coworkers told her manager she was concerned she had an eating disorder and should talk to her, because she brought fruit and veggies for lunch and turned down pizza. If you're fat then no one says anything and most people accept it as normal, but if you're skinny or even ACTUALLY average, or trying to lose weight, people won't hesitate to confront you and think you have an eating disorder. Americans are fucked. Sorry for ranting I'm pretty drunk, good luck with your weight loss.
>>7532000
My mom pays for my meals when I eat at home too you fucking fagit. I did pay off the mortgage and car though so I think i should at least not have to pay obento debts
>>7528375
>literally boiling coffee
did you have a gas stove and kettle with you or something? Fucking faggot
>>7532868
House maids aren't "basically legal slaves" you SJW cuck cunt. They come in all races and aren't free labor by a long shot.
>>7534199
I seriously hope you never procreate.
>>7519181
>WE TIP WITH A RIP
>>7534191
I want to clarify this is deep south in the 50's in a still nearly entirely white town. If you don't think a person who wasn't paid and only provided a seperate on-site extra essentially studio apt with only a woodstove is basically a slave I don't know what is. I guess I could call her a nanny but it really goes much further then that.
>>7532301
You're not alone
>>7518289
>"Hi my son told me there is something called animal style fries here, I don't even know if it exists... but..."
Fucking hate when customers do this.. like they think they're too fucking cool to order the item without distancing themselves from it.
"He wants something called like a cheesy... bean and rice... burrito. Ugh idk"
>>7532764
I want to fuck that squash.
>>7523904
>quinky sauce
I think you got molested dude
>>7532764
Similar story, but mine didn't end in verbal abuse, just humiliation
>be around 7 or 8
>go to el pollo loco with dad
>never been before
>tells me how it will be good and delicious
>get really hungry
>get there
>tells me to go up and order
>shy and quiet kid
>tell him I don't want to and that I'm scared
>says we can't get food until I order
>finally muster up the courage
>walk up to the cashier
>older mexican woman
>c-can I get (insert order here)
>ehh no uhh comprende
>just stand there confused
>turns out she didn't speak english
>>7532815
>this faggot that didn't realize it was april first
>>7534209
mad nerd
>>7530802
Nitpicky asshole
>>7518314
>>7532815
How new are you?
>>7519720
I believe OP only because while in highschool, my mother exhibited the same appalled behavior when I asked for an Animal-style cheeseburger. It must be a generational thing with the term.
>>7519138
They aren't hear anymore.
>>7533047
>causing trauma to young children is really funny
it's a joke you failure of a human being
>>7530763
>The fact that some people have curious tastes or guilty pleasures makes me feel less pathetic
That's kind of sad, Anon.
>take dad to a steakhouse
>he gets fish
>take dad to a seafood restaurant
>he gets chicken
>take dad to get wings
>he gets a burger
>take dad to a burger joint
>gets some teriyaki monstrosity
>take dad to japanese restaurant
>gets a steak
I'm pretty sure he's just fucking with me at this point.
>>7535653
They're just letting you know that they don't know if the thing is even on your menu.
They're giving you an easy out to say "no, we don't serve that."
>>7522374
Your dad is a fucking pioneer, like the logical extreme to American Cuisine, possibly centuries ahead of his time
>>7519181
>we tip with a rip
>>7532815
Welcome to 4chan 3.0, don't forget to like and subscribe.
>>7541579
>cant handle the bantz
>>7534191
I think he meant that "legal slaves" was his mom's wording not his own.
>>7535653
Why can't food just have the name it corresponds to? Everything gets stupid cutesy names nowadays.
>>7528500
Fuck that sounds infuriating. My mom always helped herself to my things before I moved out and when I got mad she'd pull the whole "I raised you, I spent x dollars on you growing up blah blah"
>>7534209
He's already probably infecting his wife's son with his bullshit.
>>7528394
Tastes fine with a small amount of no-calorie sweetener. I quite prefer lightly sweetened to cream and sugar with coffee added.
>>7541579
>you browse 4chan
>your dad doesn't
>he still trolls your ass harder than anyone could
>>7535653
You come off as a bigger faggot than the faggots you're ostracizing.
>>7522849
i also vaguely remember this.
nope
>>7522441
>companies lose money and stock from pirates
>hire crews to defend the cargo a la apartheid
>slowly turns more and more Mad Max-esque
>roads get too dangerous so switch to trains
>Mad Max goes western
Make it happen, anon.
>>7522708
>Serve burgers to family during cook out
>Dad comes in
>"no no no, you need to press it until the juice is run out!"
>Always leads to dried out burgers
>Tell him that I'm going to do it my way
>Everyone is enjoying their burgers
>Dad sees spot like the top steak in pic related after he takes a few bites
>"Anon, it's raw"
>Immediately throws it away and get up from the table and leaves
>>7521107
You just use the mobile data on your phone
>>7524251
I hate people who always have to say shit like "make it dead", " kill it twice", "like a nigger inside". Just say you want it well done you fuck.
>>7518289
Why was your mother ordering for you at the age of 12? Nothing in this story implies you were in a drive thru.
>>7524251
>the time he wore overalls to a restaurant with no shirt on under
I laughed pretty hard. Almost as hard as the first time I saw this picture.
>>7546257
I take it you were one of those bitchy teens who were too embarrassed to be seen with their parents in public?
>>7545843
>you need to press it until the juice is run out
What a fucking faggot
>>7535653
Because marketing names things "cheesy faggot anal burrito"
>>7522872
Someone actually wrote this lol
>family is just me and my 2 parents.
>get divorced
>its just my dad now
>dad works all day
>eat alone
Yeah no embarrassing stories.
>>7547188
Divorced parents feels
>live with dad at 14 because mom is drug addict.
>live in the ghetto because broke as fuck
>dad leaves a note and says buy us dinner
>having eaten all day because poor but wait for dad.
>go get a pizza from the place ten blocks away.
>anon what the fuck I wanted you to cook something.
>learn to cook because my mother left him for drugs.
>>7547671
Is your dad doing better now
>>7547677
Not really he met another women. Than she left him because of his anger problems. Than he lost his job and his pension. Than he lost his house that he got after his girlfriend left him. Now he lives with his mother in a duplex next to his sister that makes 100k a year retired. Now he works on a farm 6 months a year and moves between the two places.
>>7547684
Also my mother and the divorce costs took all of the money he saved for retirement at 44 years old. He was a broken man when I was eleven. He always would cry when he said that he couldn't pay for my college.
>>7518307
Did Grandma get the gangbang? 3 niggers in the toilet slammed in balls deep?
>>7547671
>>7547677
>>7547684
>>7547688
I hope your dad wins in a lottery or something.
>grow up with a single dad
>he eats nothing but TV dinners and porridge
>anything green is unedible because of "pesticides"
>stove is off-limits because he can't stand anything getting dirty
>get permission to boil eggs
>banned from cooking anything after some water stains are found
>forced to eat microwaved food for years
>eventually get a hotplate and cook outside in the rain
>fuck this shit
>start eating out everyday
>get fat as fuck and ill
Thanks pa'
Every doctor he ever saw said he's in the shape of his life. Bloodwork is phenomenal and all that. How does he do it when he just eats garbage?
>>7547755
This is really fucking depressing
>>7528738
Where did you find a 12k house? An abandoned suburb of Detroit?
>>7518289
>Do you know what animal style means? It means raw!
what a cunt, i hate parents who pretend they know everything and talk down to their kids like that, because they never stop doing it no matter how old their kid is
>>7522936
How is it that a man with peppa pig porn isn't the worst thing about that story
>>7547788
>eventually get a hotplate and cook outside in the rain
i know i shouldn´t laugh, but my sides just left me
>>7547746
Me to anon. He still buys me shit and randomly drops it off when he's in town. He gave me six jackets after new years and I don't have the heart to tell him to stop buying me fucking jackets.
The joy in his eyes is too bright to ruin.
>>7528738
Wake up buddy not every areas economy is like yours, not every one has the same financial standing as you do, and not everybody has the same opportunities that you had.
I'm not even poor I'm a construction worker I work hard for me money and I own a home and pull 120k annually
But even if can tell your an ignorant dick
>>7528738
>I was born in a rich neighborhood to loving parents and moved to a gentrified shithole with cheap housing.
Do you wear scarves in the summer as well?
>>7519181
lel r/4chan amirite?!
>>7547755
KEK
STRAIGHT BULLIED BY YOUR MUM
>>7528500
>>7532304
I like you. I'll share my rabbit eyeballs with you when the world goes to shit.
>>7532868
Your mom sounds cool as fuck. Too bad she raised a whiny, politically-correct cunt of a faggot son.
>>7532868
Your mom is fucking amazing, maybe you should fuck off to reddit and tell them how offended you are that your mother isn't a brainwashed retard and can form her own individual opinions and say exactly what she means without fear.
>>7536763
just because he wasn't here on april 1st doesn't mean he's new, dumbass
>Recently married, received a $200 Calphalon knife set as wedding gift
>Recession time, lose jobs
>Temporarily move in with parents rent-free on the condition we cook for them
>Use use one of the knives to prep meal that blows their minds
>Mom offers to clean up
>Puts knife in dishwasher
>>7522374
