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2016-03-29 12:50:01 Post No. 7518149
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2016-03-29 12:50:01
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Yesterday before work (swing shift) I ordered an xxl grilled 'stuft' burrito with chicken from taco bell with the app (used to order with the app to get free dorito tacos) since there was a 25% discount offer code. The total price was like $3.75 and I couldn't pass that up, plus they have a rewards program now so I got a free slushie coupon.
The burrito was awesome and hit the spot on my drive to work, but about 6 hours later, I started farting like a monster. I seriously thought I was going to shit my pants and I work in a cleanroom environment, so I had to find excuses to leave my instrumentation and go into other areas of the labs in order to fart in my low particle jumpsuit + frock + labcoat + respirator setup.
At 9 hours, my farts were starting to produce liquid output and I did a clench and run to degown and get to a bathroom under the guise of grabbing a "new lab notebook." I think my coworkers bought it, but I don't know if they smelled any of my excretions. Nobody said anything. I smelled every single one.
I'm still farting over 15 hours later and I even drank some booze and took a huge, fairly loose shit. I am considering getting another one this afternoon with steak, but I am afraid that the same gastronomical atrocities will befall me. Is there any way to avoid it? Usually taco bell doesn't give me any problems (I usually get the 2 chalupa + crunch taco combo), but I liked that big crunchy burrito and I want another one.
Plus, so cheap...
